Chapter 162 WIFI Rabbit
"Ahh
A flash of lightning flashed, and the picture in the live broadcast room reappeared.
"Boom—"
There was a burst of lightning and thunder in the picture, the sky suddenly brightened, and thousands of glows pierced down from the dark clouds.
"Hold a big grass, this battle, Master Lang won't really be in the tribulation, right?"
"Can anyone tell me what that black, thick, and chicken-like steel pipe is?"
"You all said that the steel pipe was made, and you asked others what it was!"
"Crackling—"
A flash of lightning flashed, and the live broadcast room instantly boiled.
"I'll go, it's not a steel pipe, it's a special lightning rod!"
"Master Lang really made a lightning rod?"
"That's too good, isn't it? Others rely on hard resistance, and Master Lang relies on lightning rods to cross the catastrophe! ”
"Cow Batch, Cow Batch, if you don't accept it, you can't do it!"
"It is worthy of being the first wave of XX, rowing without oars, and relying on waves all my life!"
At the same time, a magnetic voice sounded in the live broadcast room.
"Spring is blooming, everything is recovering, and it's mating season again, and the male turtle lies on the body of the female turtle and makes a hearty sound——"
"What's the situation, is this line the animal world?"
"Is it Teacher Zhao Zhongxiang's voice?"
"Report that the anchor is involved in pornography in the live broadcast, and the male turtle is lying on the body of the female turtle, and he makes a hearty sound!"
"Wait a minute, isn't this the King Continent Otherworldly Live Broadcast? When did you change the animal world? ”
"Almost, Master Lang is a rabbit, and almost all the animals he encounters are animals, and the animal world is very appropriate!"
"Have you paid the royalties?"
"Boom—"
In the live broadcast room, the sound of thunder and electric flashes was endless, and a huge black hole in the picture released a bolt of lightning, and then the flag died down and disappeared.
"Crackling—"
A magnificent wall of electric light collapsed, and a snow-white rabbit rose into the air in the midst of the lightning lingering.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I've kept you waiting!"
Shi Jinlang's voice immediately sounded in the live broadcast room.
"Hold the grass - I will give 100 points to Master Lang's way of playing, I am not afraid of your pride!"
"It's amazing, it's comparable to the visual effects of Brother Monkey!"
"No, didn't you notice that Master Lang had something extra on top of his head?"
"You mean that string of green light? Looks like a green hat! ”
"No, it's like the LOGO of the IFI signal!"
"Wow, it's true when you say that, why, Master Lang has become a mobile IFI signal station?"
"This is an IFI rabbit!"
"There is nothing wrong with IFI rabbits, is there a treasure for sale? Whatever it takes! ”
"Ladies and gentlemen, you will see the most spectacular picture in your life, move your rich little hands to pay attention, move your rich little hands to send a super rocket-"
"Ahh
"Don't say anything, report first!"
"Master Lang is starting to brag again, the most spectacular picture of bullshit, if you can surprise Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu brushes ten super rockets!"
"It's hard to be surprised, but it's easy to eat a pound!"
"SET UP A FLAG? Then I'll have one, if Master Lang can surprise everyone, then I will eat ten pounds in the live broadcast! ”
"FLAG will not stand, if Master Lang surprises everyone, then I will charter all the hot Xiang produced by all the bigwigs present in the live broadcast room within a month, eat at the door in the same city, express delivery to eat in other places, eat on the same day, and never delay eating!"
"There are 30,000 people in the live broadcast room, according to the standard of one catty a day and one catty at a time, it is 900,000 catties in a month, which is converted into 450 tons!"
"The wall doesn't obey your uncle, you are more powerful than Grandpa Lu!"
"Lao Tie, you are amazing, you have successfully attracted my attention!" Shi Jinlang smiled faintly and said: "In that case, remember to send the address to the public screen later!" ”
"666, I was turned over by Master Lang, brother, you ask for a lot of blessings!"
"Go all the way!"
"I'm afraid you're the first person in history to eat Xiang to death!"
"A true warrior dares to face four hundred and fifty tons of heat!"
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"Bao'er, uh no—slut wave!"
Shi Jinlang successfully crossed the catastrophe, and Ah Li was the first to rush up.
"Daughter-in-law, I miss you to death!"
Shi Jinlang slammed into Ah Li's arms with a flying slap, it was still a familiar size, it was still a familiar taste, and Shi Jinlang felt that his nose was bleeding and began to move again.
"Who is your daughter-in-law, stinky and shameless!"
Ah Li snorted, but still hugged the rabbit, letting its two restless little paws grope around his chest.
"Ahh
This is the first time that Ah Li took the initiative to hug Shi Jinlang into his arms after knowing his true identity.
"What did you say?" Ah Li snorted, and his little hand grabbed the rabbit's ears again.
"Ah it hurts-" Shi Jinlang said loudly: "Daughter-in-law, I'm talking about so blue, the sky is so blue!" ”
"Lie, it's almost evening!" Ah Li gently twisted Shi Jinlang's ears and said, "Also, what is this green light on your head?" ”
"Green?" Shi Jinlang pretended to be angry and said: "This Alice is really itchy and poor, can't she change the color of Master Rabbit?" ”
(Alice: It's the owner's own request for low-key connotation, and green is very low-key and very connotative!) )
"Who is Alice?" Ah Li said with a puzzled expression.
"A smart AI robot!"
(Alice: Thank you host for the compliment!) A second later, Alice: Your uncle's! )
"Robots?" Ah Li was confused by the rabbit's headless and tailless words, she looked around cutely and said, "Where is it?" ”
"Daughter-in-law, I'll introduce you later!" Shi Jinlang jumped up from Ah Li's arms and said, "Master Rong Rabbit will send this group of stinky fish and rotten shrimp first!" ”
"Whoop - Hoo - Dead rabbit, who are you talking about stinky fish and rotten shrimp? Whew-"
Jiang Liang gasped and crawled on the ground, his body was pressing under him, his eyes were blurred, painful and happy.
"What are they doing here?" Ah Li looked up at Shi Jinlang and said with a puzzled expression.
"It's-"
Shi Jinlang looked around, only to see that the valley of forgetting worries was full of demon monsters who were carrying out indescribable behaviors, and the four fields were all low roars and violent gasps, the scene was lewd and embarrassing, and it was alive and well from a large beast XX scene.
"Daughter-in-law, there's nothing for you to do here, you go chase the drama!"
Shi Jinlang couldn't help but forcibly give "You from the Stars" to Ah Li, and then chose a comfortable space in the three thousand moments to send Ah Li in.
"And you, go and accompany my daughter-in-law!" Shi Jinlang was afraid that Ah Li would be lonely, so he couldn't help but drag the crocodile mother in.
"What's going on?"
After sending Ah Li and the crocodile mother into the three thousand whiskers, Shi Jinlang looked down at Guiguzi and asked.
"What's going on?" Guiguzi gasped violently and said, "It's not your animal world's fault?" ”
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