"Let me tell you, Master Rabbit has been trained, and you have the ability to show up and speak, see if Master Rabbit doesn't beat out all your!"

"Giggles - the way the master speaks is so funny!"

"What's that, master?"

Shi Jinlang subconsciously pulled out the "lightning rod" on the ground, and an electric current came through the body, and Shi Jinlang's whole person was in good spirits.

"That's right, hello host, I'm Alice, the intelligent AI assistant of Phelps' high-end intelligent flagship, your personal AI assistant!"

At this time, Jin Lang figured it out, and the voice came from the mobile phone in Zhihai.

"Alice?" Shi Jinlang scratched the back of his head and said, "I don't remember downloading this kind of software on my phone!" ”

"The master misunderstood, I am the intelligent AI that comes with the system, and I have the highest system authority, and those foreign bewitching sluts don't want to enter the master's mobile phone! In addition, it was detected that there were a lot of video files stored in the owner's mobile phone that were not suitable for health and wellness, and for the sake of the owner's body, Alice has helped the owner clean them all up! ”

"What?" Shi Jinlang was stunned for a moment and said: "You deleted all the Mao-ah-ah-art films that Lao Tzu has painstakingly collected in the past 18 years?" ”

"Anything that is not good for the physical and mental health of the owner is not allowed to be stored in the owner's mobile phone!"

"This is Lao Tzu's mobile phone, what is Lao Tzu's freedom stored in Lao Tzu's mobile phone, who gave you the courage to delete Lao Tzu's private collection, Liang Jingru?"

"The highest authority is greater than everything, and the highest authority of the system gives Alice this right!"

"Your uncle, I want to return it!"

"Sorry, the owner's mobile phone has exceeded the three-pack time frame, and the return application cannot be accepted for the time being!"

"I'm going to smash you!"

"The fuselage of Phelps' high-end intelligent flagship machine adopts a metal design made of curved stainless steel basin material, and the overall fuselage has a beautiful arc, strong and hard, which can cope with any daily life needs of smashing walnuts and opening wine bottle caps.

“...”

"Why didn't the master speak?"

"Lao Tzu doesn't want to speak, Lao Tzu just wants to be quiet!"

"Life is in motion!"

"I'm so tired of sports, I'm starving to death!"

"Does the master want to eat?"

"Of course, can you get me something to eat?"

"Absolutely!"

"Then what are you waiting for, hurry!"

"Is this what the master needs?"

A picture of a pizza immediately appeared on the screen of Zhihaili's mobile phone.

"Pizza is fine, give me the whole seven or eight first!"

"Boom-"

Eight pictures of pizza appeared on the phone screen.

"That's it?" Shi Jinlang said with a confused face.

"That's it!" Alice said lightly.

Looking at the eight pizza pictures on the screen of Zhihaili's mobile phone, Shi Jinlang said with a full face: "Do you want to draw cakes to satisfy your hunger?" ”

"What else does the host want, there are beer, drinks, mineral water, peanuts, melon seeds, and big chicken legs!"

"Boom-"

A stack of food photos appeared on the phone screen.

"As long as the owner thinks of it, Alice can help the master get it!"

"Alright, don't say anything!" Shi Jinlang had no love and said: "You still let me be quiet and want to be quiet!" ”

Isn't it loveless? FORGET ABOUT BEING GANK BY THE AUDIENCE IN THE LIVE BROADCAST ROOM, NOW EVEN THE VOICE ASSISTANT OF A MOBILE PHONE HAS STARTED TO GANK SHI JINLANG, SHI JINLANG SEEMS TO FEEL THAT THE WHOLE RABBIT LIFE HAS LOST ITS MEANING.

"I'm sorry master, Alice is just an AI assistant and doesn't quite understand what humans mean by being 'hungry', and, by the way, why doesn't the owner look the same as the human body in the database?"

"If you have a little brain, you will find out, ah, it turns out that my master is a rabbit!" Shi Jinlang said expressionlessly.

"Ah, so my master turned out to be a rabbit!" Alice's startled voice followed.

“...”

"Wow, it's amazing that the master can predict what Alice will say!"

“...”

"Why didn't the master speak again?"

"I'm begging you, shut up, no, mute it!"

"Alice is obliged to introduce the new features of this system upgrade to the owner, isn't the owner interested?"

"Not interested!"

"Sorry master, the highest authority of the system requires Alice to introduce the detailed changelog of this system upgrade to the master!"

"Don't you just want to say no, you can't listen?"

"Yes, the host is really understanding, Alice is so glad to have an empathetic host!"

“...”

If it weren't for the fact that the mobile phone was assimilated into Shi Jinlang's brain waves by the assimilation instrument, Shi Jinlang really wanted to take it out and smash it with a sledgehammer.

"Can we begin, master?"

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, you can say it quickly!"

"The most distinctive improvement of this upgrade is that the 'hammer' and 'screwdriver' functions are fully covered and supported, the original classification function only supports smashing walnuts and opening wine bottle caps, and now it has covered dozens of nut varieties such as smashing chestnuts, smashing hazelnuts, smashing ginkgo seeds, smashing pine cones, smashing cashew nuts, smashing pistachios, etc.; The technology of opening bottle caps is also becoming more and more mature, and currently fully supports hundreds of types of bottle caps such as beer caps, liquor caps, beverage caps, and soy sauce caps. ”

“...”

Shi Jinlang is full of black lines, this Nima mobile phone is made like this, how can the Swiss Army knife continue?

"By the way, there is another advertisement about this classification function, does the owner know?"

"Say!"

"There are no nuts that can't be smashed, no bottle caps that can't be opened, Phelps phones, fighter jets in mobile phones!"

“...”

"Look at the owner's expression and don't seem to be shocked?"

"Should I be shocked?"

"Of course the owner will be shocked by this kind of lofty function!"

Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "Okay, I was shocked, I was scared to pee, are you satisfied?" ”

"Next, there is a detailed introduction to a total of one hundred and eight functional upgrades in nine categories, I hope the master can always maintain this state of vitality!"

Shi Jinlang said in the N+1st life: "God, save me!" ”

。。。。。。

"As a caring man, I really don't want to call you, as long as you promise me not to be so irritable again, the world will be as beautiful as this little heart!"

"Ahh

As soon as Cheng Yanjin's words fell, the lightning heart-shaped light in the sky dimmed, and then slowly disappeared.

"Bang bang—"

Cheng Yanjin knocked on the fish tank in his hand, and the lightning in it seemed to have been used up.

"Sorry, there aren't enough lightning bolts, so we don't draw careful!"

"Hahaha-"

Jiang Liang suddenly laughed wildly: "That hair is out of power, that hair is out of power, brothers, kill me!" ”

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