Chapter 183: This Fucking Makes Sense
"Mu Yu, I want to ask you something." Luo Zijing stopped, stared at Mu Yu and said.
"Huh? What's wrong? β
Mu Yu was puzzled for a while.
Glancing at Mu Yu from top to bottom, Luo Zijing asked softly, "Are you sure your family is ordinary?" β
"yes, it's about the same as your house." Mu Yu nodded.
"Are you sure it's not the ordinary kind of big villa?" Luo Zijing asked again.
has experienced Xiao Yan's home before, he is really a little cowardly, Xiao Yan's father will not talk about it, her mother is indeed a little awesome, and her aura is very strong.
If Mu Yu's family is like this, Luo Zijing feels that it is better for him not to go.
Listening to Luo Zijing's words, Mu Yu shrugged his shoulders, "How is it possible, if my family really had this background, I would have found a few big men with big shoulders and thick waists to wash you and send me to bed." β
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This sentence is very strong, it seems that the Muyu family is indeed ordinary.
"Why do you ask this?" Mu Yu is still full of puzzlement about Luo Zijing's behavior.
Luo Zijing put his hands behind his back and smiled mischievously, "It's okay, let's go." β
Although he was a little puzzled by Luo Zijing's actions, seeing the cute back of the long skirt fluttering, Mu Yu also smiled and followed quickly.
In a smile and a word, passers-by paid attention, and at a glance, they looked like a pair of sisters.
"Now, this is my home, it's the same as yours." After passing through that ordinary community and coming to a house, Mu Yu looked at Luo Zijing.
Luo Zijing nodded at this time, yes, it is indeed similar to his own family, as long as he is not a rich woman, he doesn't have to be afraid.
After chatting along the way, Luo Zijing also probably understood Mu Yu's current situation in the family.
The two elder brothers love each other, and their parents are all kinds of "children can't be taught" because Mu Yu is a lily.
The kind that is loved and hated.
Well, according to this situation, this time it will be "difficult" again.
signaled Luo Zijing not to be nervous, Mu Yu took Luo Zijing's little hand and walked in, "Dad, Mom, I'm back"
"Don't come in if you don't bring your boyfriend back" A loud yell came out, listening to the voice, it was probably Mu Yu's father.
The corners of Luo Zijing's mouth twitched after hearing this, and he looked at Mu Yu, "Your family is also strong." β
"Ahem." With a small dry cough, Mu Yu ignored the sentence and walked in, "I said that I don't like men, why are you so feudal?"
"What am I special" Mu Yu's father was immediately angry, and immediately walked to the living room, "Is this special meow a question of whether the mind is feudal or not?" β
Then when he saw the lovely Luo Zijing, he was stunned, "Who is this, your friend?" β
"Yes, didn't I tell you, I have a girlfriend, she is" Mu Yu said with a smile.
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The atmosphere was a little awkward, and Luo Zijing had to bite the bullet and say, "Hello uncle." β
Glancing at Luo Zijing, Mu Yu's father snorted lightly, "Lily didn't end well, you better find me a boyfriend quickly!" β
"Dad, Lily is infinitely good!" At this time, Mu Yu's second brother came over and said.
It made Mu Yu's father roll his eyes again.
When Mu Yu heard this, he was immediately unconvinced, "Why do you say that Lily has no future, no results, and true love can ignore gender and race"
Saying that, Mu Yu pointed to a big yellow dog lying at the door, "Your rhubarb, I was in love with that chicken before, but last time, that chicken was stewed by you"
", I said why did Rhubarb ignore me all the time, why didn't you say it earlier" Mu Yu's father looked sad and hung his hands.
"No, don't tear away from the topic" Mu Yu's father glared at Mu Yu, "Where did the same sex come from, life is not good"
"Who says life is bad?" Mu Yu raised his eyebrows.
"Man, do you think it's okay?" didn't have any scruples, Mu Yu immediately asked rhetorically.
"Nonsense, men can't even meet their basic physiological needs, don't talk to me about these things that don't have them" Mu Yu's father glared again.
"Vulgar" Mu Yu scolded, "Men and men get married, and then work together, cook and clean together, adopt a child or something, and then you can play games together, score points together, and talk about cars and houses, two men can have two suites and two cars together, and the harvest is double the happiness, is it necessary for boys to be with boys?" If there is a need, go to prostitution together! β
"Damn, I actually think this makes a fucking sense." The second brother on the side was dumbfounded.
After Mu Yu finished speaking, he cleared his throat and continued, "Love doesn't care about the result, but the process, do you understand the process, the same sex is true love, and the opposite sex is only for inheritance."
As soon as he flipped through the N speech, not only Mu Yu's father, but even Luo Zijing couldn't help but smack his tongue.
is worthy of being a liberal arts student, just this one, and a group of science students can't say it.
And, at first glance, it's kind of nonsense, but when you think about it, R makes some sense
"Anyway, I don't agree with you finding a girlfriend, how will you pass on the family in the future." Mu Yu's father snorted coldly, still disagreeing.
Mu Yu narrowed his eyes, "Hmph, the succession is the business of the eldest brother and the second brother, and I am in charge of my own affairs."
"Just these two naΓ―ve, if I can find a girlfriend, I still have to pin my hopes on you?" Mu Yu's father glared at the second brother.
He was really lying down and was shot.
"Whether you agree or not, she is my girlfriend, and I don't like boys" Mu Yu clenched Luo Zijing's little hand, and her tone was firm.
Luo Zijing wanted to say something to help at the moment, but he didn't know how to open his mouth at this time.
Say that the two of you are true love?
Mu Yu's father was very angry, and he wouldn't listen to it at all.
"Well, old man, don't be poor, your girlfriend is here, you can't hang it aside." At this time, Mu Yu's mother walked over from the back kitchen, with a smile on the corner of her mouth.
"It's just that Dad, you don't know how to be hospitable at all." Mu Yu answered.
And in the next second, Mu Yu's mother said, "Since it's all confirmed to be my girlfriend, come, take a kiss and show it to my mother, I feel that you found it to perfunctory me." β
The sentence "eh" suddenly caught Mu Yu off guard, and it may not be perfunctory in the future, but for now, it is indeed perfunctory.
SS or something, it's impossible to look at it
After all, Xiao Yu will not agree.
Alas, I didn't expect that this time the performance had just begun, and it actually failed directly.
"Okay, no problem."
Mu Yu just rose a trace of despair, and only heard a cute voice.
At that moment, she wondered if she had heard it wrong, Xiao Yu actually agreed?
"Huh? Mu Yu, what's wrong with you? Luo Zijing saw Mu Yu's face suddenly turned red, and beckoned in front of her.
Isn't it just SS, a regular thing.
The little girl has tried it, and the old sister has also tried it, but Luo Zijing doesn't care about this kind of thing anymore.
Hearing Luo Zijing's call, Mu Yu was able to react, "What's wrong?" β
As soon as she finished speaking, she already felt a small mouth plug up. 11