Chapter 86: Zhang Dashen hits red for 60 seconds!
"Ladies and gentlemen, since this group of professional players and high-level anchors don't want to fight with me, how about we change ways to grab their points and stars?"
After Chen Mo finished speaking with a smile, many viewers who were waiting for them to fall asleep instantly cheered up.
"What are you going to do?"
"Those high-end players are all in the fifth row, do you want to have five rows too?"
"The king is planning to open a trumpet."
"Hang the king, or you open a trumpet to play a low-end game, as long as you open the hanging, no matter who you abuse, we love to watch."
"Silly beep upstairs! If you don't abuse that group of high-end players, what's the point of abusing novices? ”
"That's right! If I don't hang up, I can abuse those novices below platinum! ”
"Don't make any noise, let's see how the king plays!"
Bite!
"The system positioning is on, the target positioning is 'Zhang Daxian', now the host game character is teleported to enter the battle, the countdown begins, 5,4,3,2,1......"
After the countdown was completed, the current screen of Chen Mo's mobile phone changed abruptly, and he directly entered the reading screen.
"Zhang Daxian! Ouch I'll go! ”
"Something is wrong, Hang Wang, where's your ID?"
"That's right, you take us to watch the game!"
"Everyone, don't be impatient, I don't think the king will be boring enough to watch other streamers."
After entering the game, Chen Mo took a look, the two sides had just started, and the line had not yet arrived.
"Turn on the plug-in 'Wild Monster Transmogrator' and make me a red daddy!"
"Turn on the plug-in 'Attribute Amplifier' to increase Lao Tzu's Red Daddy's attributes by 100 times!"
deliberately shouted the rules for the use of two plug-ins into the microphone, and the live broadcast room exploded directly!
"Damn!! Tell me, I'm not blind, no... Who will tell me that this is not an illusion!! ”
"I've really become a red dad!"
"Nima, the ID on Daddy Red's head is actually the ID of the hanging king!"
"Could it be that the king can really snatch the stars and points of both sides?"
"Hahaha, incarnate red buff, this 6666."
"Oh my god... This is too spoofing, right, and you can join someone else's game and become a hero-like monster? ”
"The anchor is going to abuse Miyamoto, Miyamoto Musashi is Zhang Daxian!"
At the same time, the live broadcast room was also completely boiling, and those viewers who had left before also gathered back again, and saw that Chen Mo was manipulating a red buff, which was also.... Utterly speechless.
Zhang Daxian manipulated Miyamoto Musashi, and explained into the microphone with his unique funny voice: "Look~~~ Friends, let you see how awesome Miyamoto of Daxian is!"
Here, send a signal to your teammates first! ”
Miyamoto Musashi: "I'll take the buff!" ”
Wang Zhaojun: "Miyamoto is Zhang Daxian, please let the first wave of wild monsters of the shooter buddy give up to Daxian first, let him level 4 and then go to gank." ”
Marco Polo: "it! It's actually Daxian! I'm a fairy friend! The red buff has made you, Daisen! ”
Miyamoto Musashi: "Thank you for this fairy friend, Moda!" ”
Miyamoto Musashi came to the wild area, and at this time the creeps were not yet on the line, but strangely, the red buff appeared first.
Zhang Daxian also wondered: "Why did this red father run out first?" Did you know that I was going to beat you, so you came out to send it? ”
At this time, Chen Mo had the idea of teasing Zhang Daxian in his heart, and typed immediately: "Come on, Zhang Daxian, you come to beat me!" If I fight to death, I will lose! ”
When Zhang Daxian saw it, the whole person was stunned.
Nima!
It's too late!
Red Daddy has spoken!
Zhang Daxian: "What is this~~~~!" Fairy friends, it's the first time I've seen a talking red daddy, and it's also a red daddy who makes this kind of request!
Good!
Since you ask me to hit you, then you're welcome! ”
A 1 skill past ......
Chen Mo moved out of position and dodged it......
"I'll go, Daxian, your jungler ability is a bit 666!"
"Can you empty your skills in the jungler?"
"2333333, it's amazing my great immortal!"
"I think so...... Miyamoto, who is in my golden rank, is better than Daxian. ”
"After watching Daxian's live broadcast, I feel like I can be an anchor too!"
In Zhang Daxian's live broadcast room, sailors began to ridicule him.
1 minute!
A full minute!
Zhang Daxian's skill is empty every time!
Even Ping A can't beat this red daddy!
This made Zhang Daxian anxious, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
Could it be that you masturbated too much today?
Blinded?
That's not right!
Lao Tzu has a girlfriend, and he hasn't masturbated for a long time!
At this time, Chen Mo typed again very naughtily: "Daxian hits red for 60 seconds!" ”
This sentence brought Zhang Daxian's sailors to the rhythm of flying.
"Daxian hits red for 60 seconds!"
"Daxian hits red for 60 seconds!"
"Daxian hits red for 60 seconds!"
"Daxian hits red for 60 seconds!"
"Daxian hits red for 60 seconds!"
……
The screen is full of brushes "Daxian hits red for 60 seconds!" Barrage.
At this time, Zhang Daxian realized that something was wrong.
Zhang Daxian: "Fairy friends, this red dad is good~~~~ It doesn't seem right!" ”
At this time, Chen Mo didn't pretend anymore and walked around directly.
Ran to the small wild monster next to it, and started to jungle openly!
"It's a long life! Red Daddy ran away!! ”
"! Red Daddy actually went to the jungle! ”
"What's the situation?"
"Am I dazzled?"
"How is this special fat four?"
Zhang Daxian is called a hurry!
Just run after the red buff!
Why don't you let me fight, and don't eat my little monster!
Chen Mo's live broadcast room was full of laughter!
"Nima, brother Ledie!"
"Hahahaha, it's funny to look at Zhang Daxian's fart chasing the red buff!"
"Sure enough, it's still cool to abuse high-end players!"
"This kind of undisciplined thing, the king can come up with it."
"Hang Wang, can you see if your red dad can buy equipment?"
Seeing that a sailor friend asked, Chen Mo immediately clicked on the shop button on the left, and then he was surprised to find that he could actually buy equipment!
The six equipment slots lay there quietly!
"My attributes are already very strong, so let's buy movement equipment!"
Thinking so, Chen Mo first bought a pair of sprint shoes, and then pre-ordered the legion shield with 10% of the movement speed.
Because Chen Mo is not a hero, but a wild monster, he is in a non-combat state all the time.
It's like there's a fire under your feet, and it's running fast.
After brushing the wild monsters here, Chen Mo ran directly to the opposite wild area to clear the blue buff and other wild monsters.
Zhang Daxian was chasing behind, howling, his voice was hoarse, and he couldn't catch up with this strange red father!
In the end, Zhang Daxian burst into tears and found that all his wild monsters had been cleared by this red father!
And he is just level 2 for his poor baba, and even the money for the first meat knife is still more than 200!
"I'll beat you up! This red dad is too shameless! ”
Zhang Daxian was so angry that he almost dropped his mobile phone!