"What do I need a fruit knife for?" Xiao Zhenheng really felt that the robber seemed to be crying, "Please, it's the first time I've come out to rob, you respect it and give me some face!" Please, be afraid, even if it's a lie to me. ”

"I actually have a lot of respect for you." The cashier was honest.

"You lie, I don't believe it!"

As soon as the robber said this, several policemen rushed in at the door of the supermarket and pushed him to the ground with three strikes and five divisions.

At this time, the cashier said to the robber: "Look, I called the police to arrest you, isn't it very respectful." ”

Some stores have an alarm button, and you will receive a message from the police when you press it. To say that this robber is also unprofessional, the door does not know how to close, and the police easily found an opportunity.

Xiao Zhenheng stood aside, and from his angle, he could clearly see a tear running through the corner of the robber's eye. I don't know if I regretted it because I was caught, or because I was stimulated by the cashier.

The police grabbed the robber and left, and when they left, they told the cashier to wait to take notes.

Xiao Zhenheng casually took some potato chips and instant noodles to check out, and kept staring at the cashier curiously during the period.

"Guest, is there anything strange on my face? Why do you keep looking at me like this? ”

"You just ...... Aren't you afraid? ”

"Of course I'm afraid, I'm so scared that I call the police, a total of 17 pieces of 8, QR code scanning here."

"But his knife is pointed at you, what if you cut it down?" Xiao Zhenheng asked while scanning the code.

"Hmm...... I hadn't thought about any of that. ”

Looking at the cashier's natural smile, Xiao Zhenheng didn't know what to say. It's such a strange person, he feels like the handsome man he met in an Internet café, a little out of common sense, but not like a fool.

……

The Demon Sect wants to choose a saintess, and it is the largest and most formal selection in history, and the sect leader himself is in charge of the final selection, so everyone is very enthusiastic.

As a sandwich candy, uh no, the master of the hall, the dog will naturally not let go of this opportunity to please the sect leader.

It used Xu Donglai's wife and Xu Donglai to propose a talent show, and the name of the show was Produce119 given by the sect leader. Because the lady who has been holding it thinks that this model is too funny, and when the time comes, the whole audience will vote and be on fire.

Xu Donglai loved his wife and was not short of money, so he naturally agreed and began to prepare for the show.

"This time, the saintess must be in our hearts," as a veteran of the entertainment industry, the dog is determined to win, "How can amateurs compare with professionals?" When we win the hall, the sect leader will definitely praise me, haha. ”

After doing this, a zombie under the dog's hand came to it and said, "Hall Master, it's not good, it's not good, the Cui Mingyue who is going to participate in the selection of saints in our hall is missing." ”

"Missing? When? How did you go missing? Where did it go missing? ”

"The situation is still under investigation, it seems that it was yesterday, when she was on the phone with her agent, but suddenly there was no sound in the middle of the call, and the agent went over to look at it, and only one mobile phone fell to the ground, and she disappeared as if she had evaporated from the world."

Because of the relationship between the dog and the Xu family, most of the members of Jiaxintang are in the entertainment industry, and many of them are celebrities. There are first-line ones, and there are eighteen-line ones.

Cui Mingyue, who disappeared this time, is a little girl who has just prepared to make her debut, and just graduated from high school last year.

Because of her good looks and outstanding talent, the dog regarded her as the number one seed this time.

As a result, now that she is missing, what else can she do?

The dog has read the information of the candidates of other halls, and there are a lot of potentials, especially the candidates of the Taifei Hall this time, they are too beautiful to say, and their figure is also superb, if there is no Cui Mingyue, it feels that it may lose.

"Send someone to investigate carefully, and I'll go and see it myself when the time comes, and then ...... Aren't there any other potential newcomers on our company's side? ”

A talent show, it can't always stuff a few old oilers into it, just talking about newcomers, Cui Mingyue is indeed an outstanding existence, especially that pair of long legs, it is simply a big killer.

"No," said the little zombie who was also an agent, "A newcomer of Cui Mingyue's level can be considered lucky to find one." ”

"Alas...... Then there's no way, meow? The dog sighed. Originally, it wanted to perform well in front of the sect leader, but this time it lost its most effective leader, and its chances of winning were much smaller.

The little zombie suddenly said: "By the way, I remember Cui Mingyue said that she is a twin, and she is also an identical egg!" I've seen pictures of her when she was a child, and her sister looks exactly like her! I just don't know if there will be changes when I grow up. ”

"Then you go find someone, there is still a month, and you should be able to take it on the table after a surprise, after all, the appearance is there."

"I'm going to call and ask."

So, the little zombie made several phone calls in a row, and his face changed several times.

Finally, when he hung up the phone, the dog couldn't see what he meant.

"How?" This time it was the noblewoman who spoke.

"Hall, hall master, the situation seems to be different from what we thought."

"Say it quickly, don't sell it."

"That...... Cui Mingyue's twins don't seem to be sisters, but younger brothers. ”

"Huh? Didn't you say you'd seen the photos? ”

"At that time, they were still young, only about ten years old, and they were all wearing white dresses with long hair, how did I think that one of the two children was a man in such a cute way?"

"Ah...... Parents who have such bad tastes like to dress their sons as women," the lady sighed, "and they are not afraid to bend their sons." ”

The little zombie handed the phone to the dog: "Then, here is a picture of him now." ”

When the dog looked at it, he saw a guy on the screen wearing a high school girl's school uniform, with exactly the same appearance as Cui Mingyue, with waist-length long hair, as pure as a white lotus.

"You told me this guy was a man?" The dog looked at the little zombie suspiciously, "Are you sure you didn't show me the wrong photo of Cui Mingyue?" ”

The little zombie said with a serious face: "It's him, I didn't believe it at first, but this seems to be Cui Mingyue's younger brother." ”

"That'...... Things may have a head, the skill of changing his voice is not difficult, and his Adam's apple is not obvious, so let him replace his sister to compete, anyway, there is also a man on the side of the hall this time, and it doesn't matter if it is exposed at that time. The dog's pair of cat's eyes shimmered with an eerie light.

"But there's a catch." The little zombie whispered with a bitter face.

"What's the matter?"

"I just called and asked, and his roommate told me that he looked like he had been caught with fillet in women's clothes."

"Meow?"

……

Peng Li has had bad grades since he was a child, and he likes to mix with his classmates outside, and he has suffered a lot of punishments for various fights. After the compulsory education, he did not study again.

After graduating, he has been mixed in society and is very brotherly. has always longed to be the kind of underworld boss who cuts people with his brothers in the movie.

It's a pity that in today's flower country, his dream is basically equal to a bubble.

After a long time, a group of brothers around him almost bleasted, some went to deliver couriers, some went to drive motorcycles, and some went to work as security guards.

He was still alone in the streets and alleys, occasionally fighting. It's said to be a fight, but in fact, it's just a fist, not to mention a knife, and I haven't even moved a brick wine bottle or something.

To this day, a brother who used to mess with him came to beg him, saying that he had borrowed an online loan and the interest was rolling so that he couldn't afford it, and begged him to borrow some money.

Peng Li, who was angry, gave his brother the only 96 yuan 5 in his pocket at that time: "There was originally 100, but I just bought Coke and spent 3 yuan 5." ”

Of course, this is not enough, but Peng Li can't help it, his parents give him 500 living expenses every week, and he spends money lavishly, and this 96 yuan 5 is already the limit he can take.

The brother was captured by a group of people, and Peng Li couldn't do so many people alone, so he could only promise them that he would raise money.

Worried that his brother would have his kidney cut, in a hurry, he took the family's watermelon knife and went to rob it.

As a result, due to his inexperience, he was arrested for the first robbery.

It's not that he didn't want to be caught, but the whole process was too aggrieved, especially the cashier, who didn't give him respect at all, and he felt particularly aggrieved.

As soon as he thought of this, Peng Li, who was squatting in the cell, couldn't help but scream.

"Ahh

"What's it called?" Suddenly, a complaint came from his upper bunk, "Are you still screaming when you are all caught in?" Impotent rage? ”

"Uh, I'm sorry," Peng Li hurriedly retracted, but after thinking about it, "No, we're both locked up, why are you teaching me?" ”

The man lying on his top bunk suddenly sat up, because Peng Li couldn't see his face clearly because of the lighting.

I only heard the man: "Hey, I'm sorry, buddy, I just woke up a little angry, how did you get in?" ”

"Why should I tell you?"

"Let's talk about it, it's rare to be locked together, we can be regarded as old iron through the window together, don't worry, I definitely won't laugh at you."

Peng Li just couldn't hear the word "Lao Tie", hesitated for a while, and spit out two words: "Robbery." ”

"Robbery...... Three years to start, congratulations on the next few years without worrying about eating and drinking. The man on the top bunk chuckled.

Peng Li said angrily: "You said you wouldn't laugh!" ”

"Ah, I'm sorry, Lao Tie," the man quickly apologized, "I still have a lot of patience, and I don't usually laugh...... Unless you can't help it, hehe. ”

"Damn—forget it," Peng Li asked rhetorically, "What about you?" ”

"I'm guilty of fraud and detained for 15 days." The man on the top bunk spoke very lightly.

"It turned out to be a liar." Peng Li said disdainfully. He looked down on liars the most, because he himself was often deceived.

"That's because they misunderstood me," said the man on the upper bunk, "I'm actually a psychotherapist, specializing in helping people relieve psychological pressure, but after the customer gave the money, he repented and sued me for fraud, and I couldn't explain it, so I was arrested." ”

"Psychotherapist?" Peng Li felt that this seemed to be a very lofty profession.

Just then, a policeman came over: "Which one is the round corner of the women's clothes, someone wants to see you." ”

"Here we go!" Peng Li heard the old iron on the top bunk answer, and then jumped out.

"You...... Aren't you a psychotherapist? ”

"yes, women's clothing or something is just a work need." Lao Tie turned around and smiled at him.

Only then did Peng Li see the appearance of this old iron, he suddenly stood on the spot, his heart began to beat faster, and he felt that his entire chest was about to explode.

But it didn't matter, his brain was hit harder than his heart.

"How...... How can it be so pretty......" He clutched his chest, just wanting to shout "Ahhh

……

Cui Mingri was released on bail, and he didn't know the two people who came to bail him.

One of them said that it was the agent of his sister's company, and the other was the owner of the company who was holding the cat.

After changing his clothes, he got into the car with the two of them.

The lady with the Persian cat in her arms had been looking at him since he got into the car.

By the way, since Cui Mingri was caught with a round corner in women's clothes, he is now also wearing a female high school uniform, and his hair is already long, so he looks like a pure female high school student on the outside.

"Where did you get this uniform?" The lady asked him.

"My sister's." Cui Mingri told the truth.

"You're ...... now. Are you in college? The family's economy is not bad, why did you think of doing this? The lady asked again.

Cui Mingri said: "It's just a personal hobby, and I feel very happy to see those uncles being deceived by me and thinking that I am really a woman's stupidity." ”

"It's really bad," the lady nodded, "and your sister are two extremes." ”

"So my sister asked you to bail me out?" Cui Mingri asked.

The agent shook his head: "No, there is actually something I have to tell you......"

He mentioned Cui Mingyue's disappearance.

"Missing?" Cui Mingri was surprised, "How can this be?" ”

"We are still investigating the specific reasons, I believe there will be results, you don't have to worry."

"How can I not be worried? Listen to your tone are you ready to deal with it privately? How? Will my sister's affair affect the image of your company? Cui took out his mobile phone tomorrow and was ready to call the police.

As a result, the agent pressed his hand, and the strength was so great that Cui Mingri couldn't resist at all: "Don't be so anxious, little friend, we won't harm your sister, it's just that there are some things you don't understand." ”

"What do you mean?"

"That's what it means." The agent's eyes suddenly turned blood-red, and a pair of fangs poked out of his mouth.

"Oh!" Cui Mingri was taken aback, but he didn't panic much, he just shook it and calmed down, "What are you?" Bloodsucker? ”

"Don't compare us to that spicy chicken, we're zombies." The broker was dismissive.

"Zombies?"

"Yes, it's not just us, your sister is a zombie too."

"My sister is a zombie?! Are you kidding me!? ”

"Young man, your mental quality is good," the lady said suddenly, "we will explain it to you in detail, and then you can judge for yourself." ”