"Hmm...... Is it really a woman......"

Hearing the report of the subordinate soldiers, the girl's tone became a little uncomfortable.

"Moreover, it seems that she is also a great beauty, now we have a good eye." Joan of Arc was smiling, "Are you happy now, Einomiya-sama?" ”

"Please don't cancel me again......"

I begged for mercy again and again.

"By the way, what kind of clothes does the Emperor Nero wear in your eyes?"

To confirm further, I asked the soldiers.

"This ...... Very avant-garde and bold. The faces of several soldiers turned red for some reason, "Although she is wearing a gorgeous bright red court dress, the front of the skirt is hollowed out...... Even the root of the thighs ...... Clearly visible ......"

"Hmm...... Rome is so frivolous and glamorous that even their emperor dressed like this to seduce men! ”

The girl's face was also blushing suddenly, and she almost subconsciously clamped her legs.

"That...... In fact, there are other things that people have to care about, your lord......"

Several soldiers said with some hesitation.

"What is it? Hurry up! ”

The girl waved her hand and frowned.

"That's it...... That one...... Chest question......" replied in a whisper by several soldiers, bowing their heads deeply, "Roman Emperor...... On the woman's side...... It's really great and very ......."

"W-what!?"

The girl's eyes widened, and her mouth did not close for a long time.

"Well, that's it." Joan of Arc next to him didn't care at all, and even proudly straightened his chest, "Everyone is a woman, who doesn't have a great chest." Isn't that right, the Knight King...... Forehead......? ”

After saying this, Joan of Arc realized that something was wrong, glanced at the slightly bulging chest of the girl next to her, and then quickly reached out to cover her mouth.

"You...... What are you looking at? What's there to see! ”

Feeling Joan of Arc's embarrassed gaze, the girl suddenly covered her chest and looked at her through gritted teeth.

"Right...... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to......" Joan of Arc also covered her face and kept bending down to apologize, "because...... I've been a girl since I was a girl, and that's how I got it, so there's no way to understand that...... Born to live in the lacking...... I'm so sorry! ”

“——！ What is inherently lacking, what the hell do you have in your head! The girl suddenly screamed in shame, and stood on the spot and jumped on her feet, "Shirou, you say, my boobs are not so unbearable, right?" You're not the kind of person who is so superficial that you can only look at your breasts, are you? ”

"When...... Of course not, I think you're ...... It is completely at a normal level...... There is no need to feel inferior to this at all......"

I covered my face and looked away.

Why did you unconsciously lead the topic from fighting a strong enemy to your chest?

This is a serious history of Europe, but it's not inexplicable, and the male welfare that only exists in light novels is to a different world!

"Ah...... That's right, that's right, I'm just an example, an example, and the Roman emperor is too. Joan of Arc also hurriedly smiled and comforted, "Knight King, your boobs are completely the right size, and there is no problem." ”

Just to test the comfort of the saddle, Joan of Arc has been riding on horseback for a while. Now she was not in the mood to stay on it, so she hurriedly jumped down and walked towards the girl.

The result was probably too much force, and the moment she came down, her extremely feminine breasts shook violently up and down, which was extremely eye-catching.

"Forehead ......"

The style of the whole audience suddenly turned gray.

I didn't even blink an eye, for fear of unpredictable consequences.

A deathly silence reigned over the place.

A moment later –

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're all bullying me! ”

A certain knight king cried and ran out of sight of us all in a puff of smoke......

“……”

I covered my face.

"Right...... I'm sorry, Emiya-sama. Joan of Arc said to me apologetically, "It's all my fault, I said the wrong thing without thinking...... I will carefully confess my sins to God......"

"Take it easy, it's not your fault......" I shook my head and smiled wryly.

"Sure enough...... The chest is a very dangerous thing, and a careless mistake can lead to serious conflicts. ”

Joan of Arc rested on her chest with palpitations, her face more cautious than ever.

——

After that, it took me a lot of effort to get a certain "flat-chested" girl who was angry and cried and almost broke down mentally to come back.

"Ahem...... So now it is certain that the Nero Emperor was what Shirou saw with his own eyes. The girl's face was still flushed, and she deliberately coughed several times to hide her embarrassment, "Next, tell me, what happened after you met her?" ”

"Returning to the king, after seeing us, he learned that we were the scouts from Britain, the Emperor Nero...... Extremely excited. "Perhaps because of the lesson of the previous accidental mention of 'chest', several soldiers were also cautious this time," she ...... Like a child, he danced excitedly. She said...... She had never seen a Briton in person, so she was very happy with our arrival. And then...... As a sign of her welcome, she decided to sing us a song herself...... Although we felt disrespectful, out of politeness and respect for her, we nodded in agreement. ”

"This Roman emperor is really warm enough, and it is difficult for people to associate her with historical notoriety with such hospitality." Joan of Arc was a little surprised.

"And then? What about after listening to the song? ”

The girl nodded, then asked.

"We lost consciousness."

Several soldiers answered honestly.

"Unconsciousness?" The girl couldn't help frowning, "Let's be clear, what happened in between?" I don't believe you can faint just listening to a song......"

"It's true, Your Majesty! The emperor's singing voice was so terrible! Several soldiers, who had been fine just now, suddenly fell to their knees and wept bitterly, "We definitely don't want to see her again in our lifetime!" Next time we guess we'll die straight away! ”

Looking at their appearance, where they went to Rome, the sword mountains and seas of hell are nothing more than that.

"Is it really that scary?"

Seeing their appearance, the girl and I were also slightly moved.

These scouts in charge of reconnaissance on the battlefield were all selected from among ordinary soldiers, one in a hundred miles or even one in a thousand, and the best psychological qualities were selected.

To give an exaggerated example, even if there is a mountain of blood corpses in front of them, their brows will not wrinkle.

Without such excellent psychological endurance, it would not be able to adapt to the harsh and ever-changing battlefield environment.

But in the face of a song by Emperor Nero, none of them were spared, and they were defeated in disarray.