During the Chinese New Year, you have to wear new clothes. Li Xiaosong was alone in the field for the New Year, so he wanted to create an atmosphere, so he bought a new dress.

I was going to buy a down jacket, but when I passed by a women's clothing store, I was inexplicably pushed by a strange force and walked in.

When I came out, I was carrying such a dress in my hand. He is also optimistic, since he bought it, then wear it.

Luna Jones, as a big guy who has been immersed in ** clothes for more than 100 years, saw Li Xiaosong holding a skirt, so she couldn't help but go up and say to him: "Are you going to wear this?" Truth be told, this one isn't for you. ”

"Huh?" Li Xiaosong looked at the "little Lori" in front of him suspiciously, not understanding where this person came from and why he said these words to himself.

Luna Jones continued: "You are not tall enough, this skirt is too mature, although it is embellished with lace, it is not cute at all, but sexy, not suitable for you at all, like me, it is almost the same, you look at this bow, this little star, I specially picked it up to embellish it." ”

"Oh-" Li Xiaosong heard it in a fog, but he always felt very powerful.

Between the words, he also roughly understood that Luna Jones's real gender was ♂.

So the two returned to Li Xiaosong's rental house and chatted all night.

On the other hand, when they found out that Luna Jones was missing, Simon and the others initially planned to look for it. However, I didn't find it, but I met the little girl who was recording a video on the street and Tang Xiaotang.

Tang Xiaotang is the up master of station B, and she wants to send a benefit to fans in the New Year, so she pulls Xiaoliang and plans to record a house dance together. She said that it was not casual to say that she wanted to debut with Xiao Liang in the name of the "syrup" group, but she also asked Xiao Liang's opinion, and if she didn't want to show her face, she would play mosaic later.

She was teaching the little girl dance moves, when she ran into two drunken big sisters.

"Huh? It's a little girl! ”

"Really? Yikes! Really! ”

"What are you doing, little girl?"

"Ouch, Tang Xiaotang's children, it's so cute to wear new clothes for the New Year, this cat ear headband is really suitable for you."

……

Ximen Qing took the opportunity to keep rubbing oil on the little classmate, and the little Lori is really the most beautiful creature in the world.

When he learned that the two of them were going to dance, Ximen Qing said with wine: "Dance? I'm good at this! Now, I can no longer hide my identity as the king of Asian dance! Come and move with me! ”

As she spoke, she jumped, and the two children thought it was amusement and jumped with her. While dancing, Ximen Qing also sang the soundtrack, and she naturally sang "Pure Land of Bliss".

But because it's a cappella, and she's drunk, the song is a little weird. The key is her dancing magic, the Oiran step that the six relatives don't recognize, the burden of the left three circles and the right three circles, Tang Xiaotang couldn't help but ask her if she could post it at station B after reading it.

Ximen was arrogant after drinking, and with a wave of his big hand, he shook the cushion and agreed: "Take it, by the way, I will send one myself." ”

She asked Tang Xiaotang to send the video to herself, and then uploaded it directly to Weibo without editing. At this time, she didn't know that she would be nicknamed the Asian Dance King.

After saying goodbye to Tang Xiaotang, Ximen Qing and the Song family went to the zoo. Before leaving, she left her phone behind.

The three of them went all the way to the zoo, and it was already past 1 a.m.

At this time, there was no one in the zoo except for an old man on night duty, and the door was naturally not open.

"Old Qin, open a door for me." The drunk Simon Qing went up directly and knocked on the window.

As a result, the doorman looked confused: "I don't have the surname Qin?" Are you at the wrong door? ”

"Isn't this Huaguo Mountain?"

"No, this is Putuo District, do you want to worship Guanyin?"

"There is Guanyin?"

"Nope."

"......" Ximen Qing and the uncle looked at each other for a while, and then turned around and left.

"I believe you are a ghost, the bad old man is very bad, there is no sister Guanyin in Putuo? Why don't you say that there is no grape ancestor in Fangcun Mountain? ”

Song Yunwu suddenly shouted with the strength of wine at this time: "What about the tiger? I'm going to hit ten! ”

"Hey, my sister," Song Yunge hurriedly pulled her and said, "The tiger is here, you come with me." ”

This is to continue to make her howl in front of the zoo and eat jujube pills. He just thought about taking Song Yunwu away and then talking.

As a result, after they came to the side of the zoo, Ximen suddenly said: "Chartered wife, there is actually a wall here!" This is too much! It's just provoking us, do you think we can't overturn you? ”

"That's right," Song Yunwu also nodded, "You see it's still laughing there, don't look down on people!" ”

So, the two girls got up on the spot and took off 720 degrees, Song Yunwu landed steadily in the zoo, and Ximen Qing hit his head against the wall.

"Oops—" Simon rubbed his head and stood up in a daze.

Although the zombie that sealed the power is still very strong, it can't jump over such a high wall at once. It was the charter wife who jumped out and carried her in.

"Oh, my sister, that's the wall, it can't speak." Although Song Yunge was a little drunk, he still had some reason after all, and he hurriedly chased after him.

But because of the spitting, he found that he had lost the traces of the two of them.

Song Yunwu and Ximen Qing, two drunkards, hooked their shoulders and found Tiger Mountain, the tiger was sleeping at this time, Song Yunwu jumped down and said to it: "You get up for me!" ”

The tiger was puzzled, but suddenly saw someone jumping down, and instinctively pounced on him.

But Song Yunwu stretched out his hands and resisted the tiger's weight of hundreds of catties.

"Muscle is power!" With a loud roar, she tossed the tiger to the ground and rode on.

The tiger wanted to struggle, but was pressed on the head by Song Yunwu: "Say! Have you taken it? ”

However, how could the tiger speak, it could only whine a few times.

Song Yunwu took this as a voice begging for mercy, and said to Ximen Qing: "Ah Qing, you see if I am fierce!" Anyone who draws talismans and recites mantras is all evil ways, and Taoist priests should train their muscles! ”

"Chartered Po Niu Beer!" Ximen Qing was also drunk, took off his underwear, and put it on the head of the charter wife, "I announce that you will be crowned king!" ”

"Die!" Song Yunwu knocked her to the ground with a punch, then took off her underwear and threw her on the ground.

At this time, Song Yunge found them: "Sister, let's go, the security guard will come over soon!" ”

"Really? Hurry up, hurry up, go away! "Song Yunwu's goal is achieved, and there is no need to continue to stay here.

She immediately pulled Ximen Qing all the way to run wildly, she has lived for more than 20 years, and this is the first time she has "done bad things", which is really exciting.