There are a lot of people in this world who have big brains and are also idle. Active on the web, they create happiness all the time.

The video you watched just now has a relatively high number of clicks, more comments, and is very distinctive.

The second floor said: "Sofa! Yesterday, I used Guo Jia to open a picture to play "Heroes of the Three Kingdoms", and I saw a Cao Pi's E about to E in Ma Liang, and I was decisive C. That Ma Liang, Cao Pi didn't know that I was the one who opened the picture, and he grabbed someone's head with me. Wow! ”

The third floor said: "Yesterday I played "Heroes of the Three Kingdoms" and used Jiang Wei to open the whole picture. After fighting with Ma Liang at the lower road robbers, there was no blood. Suddenly, I saw Cao Pi and Guo Jia moving down the road, and I wanted to buy steamed buns to replenish blood, but suddenly said to Ma Liang, you have no blood, buy steamed buns to eat. As a result, Ma Liang went to buy buns, but Ma Liang was shot by Cao Pi with a sword! Ha ha! ”

The fourth floor said: "Our CP is a full picture, so I'll follow him to mess around." Who knew that Cao Pi shot an arrow at the bun shop in Shu and directly hit Ma Liang. I decisively went up to make up for the head, who knew that Guo Jia was the first, and the even 300 flew birds! ”

The fifth floor said: "Yesterday I played Gan Ning and bought steamed buns on the lower road. Seeing my teammate Ma Liang standing at the door of the arrow tower, I pulled Ma Liang to my side, and suddenly an arrow flew out, I ran decisively, and Ma Liang was decisively tragic. ”

The sixth floor said: "Yesterday I was Liu Bei, I opened the whole picture and hung it, there was no blood, and the blue was not enough to add blood, so I bought a bun." Seeing Cao Pi's arrows coming, he decisively pulled the bloodless Ma Liang over, picked up the bun and walked away. As a result, Ma Liang was shot, but the head was snatched by Guo Jia. ”

The seventh floor said: "Yesterday I was a bun and was put underground by the owner Ma Liang. As a result, Cao Pi was seen by Cao Pi in the whole picture, Cao Pi E hit my master, and as a result, evil was rewarded, and his head was robbed by other teammates. ”

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There are also those below who say that they are buns, wild monsters, tents, cloud-piercing arrows, etc., and so on, which fully shows the player's wisdom.

After a few people discussed, they naturally came to the truth that details determine success or failure. In the game, a bun, a shadow, a normal attack, a second of prop and skill CD time can all bring extraordinary results. This is similar to life, the opportunity is in front of you, seize it, the sea and the sky, if you can't grasp it, you will always regret it.

After everyone watched the video, Zhang Danqing had already ended a voice call with Xiaowei again. In order to celebrate his "reunion" with Xiaowei, he took the initiative to treat him, and everyone applauded.

Zhang Danqing took the initiative to say to Zhao Dayue: "Although what you said that day was ugly, but after thinking about it, the words were not coarse. I can't hang myself from a tree. So, I went back to the original tree. Eat tonight, and I'll make amends for you! ”

Eight people came to Shida East Road, facing the rows of small restaurants, and they didn't know which one to go. Some said they wanted to go to Mixiangju to eat dumplings, some said they would go to a Sichuan restaurant to eat boiled fish, and some said they would go to a local restaurant to eat pot chicken.

Zhang Danqing has studied food, saying: "The standard for evaluating the quality of a restaurant is to see whether the ground in front of it is spit out in a mess, which reflects whether the restaurant is popular with the public." We can analyze what dishes are the specialties of this restaurant from the filth on the ground. ”

Su Yu said: "Boss, don't say it, your method works, but it's too disgusting." ”

Zhao Dayue recalled what he had encountered in "Xiaoxitian" again, couldn't help but look at the ground, and felt vomiting again.

Chen Jianke smiled and said, "Da Yue, don't always cover your mouth. This can be mistaken into thinking you have it. ”

Su Yu is a person with a habit of cleanliness, and said, "Just find a clean one." ”

Fang Xin questioned Zhang Danqing's words for the first time: "I'm afraid that in order to attract customers, some restaurants will boil a pot of rice porridge with beer, add some minced meat or vegetable leaves, and then divide them into several piles and pour them at the door of their own homes, pretending to be filth spit out by drinkers, so as to lure consumers like us into being deceived." ”

Zhao Dayue stroked his big belly and said: "Actually, the cooking level of several nearby restaurants should be about the same, and there will be no difference in beer." Let's just find a store with a separate bathroom. This is the standard set by Zhao Dayue himself, that is, to evaluate the quality of a restaurant, the most important criterion is whether the restaurant has a bathroom.

Zhao Dayue once had his first party in the 608 dormitory, and because he drank too much, he had to repeatedly run between the wine table and the corner outside the restaurant or the back of a certain van. Once, when Zhao Dayue was helping a "Changhe" free car wash, he was discovered by the owner of the car, and he was very embarrassed at the time.

So Zhao Dayue said that if he is the owner of a restaurant, he must build a toilet in the restaurant no matter what, even if there is no roof. There are a lot of rainfalls in a year, but it's only a few dozen days. But a person has to go to the toilet several times a day, especially in a restaurant. If there is a toilet in the restaurant, then the guests can drink vigorously with their bladders open. They can't just drink and not eat, so the drink will drive the sales of the food. As a result, the restaurant's turnover has gone up and its profits have increased. Just sell a few more plates of peanuts and a few bottles of beer, and the money for building the toilets will soon be recouped. This is a one-time investment with long-term benefits, so why not?

Zhang Danqing then said: "From here to the south, according to the number of our dormitory, the 608th is too far, and the eighth hotel we walked to will stop. ”

The more south Shida East Road is, the closer it is to Thousand Buddha Mountain, and the higher the terrain is. After walking a few dozen steps, the third hotel came into everyone's eyes. The name of the hotel is very peculiar, it is called "not easy". Looking at the decoration of the storefront, it should belong to a restaurant that has just opened.

"This name is good, it is not easy for everyone, we must learn to empathize, understand each other, and be courteous to each other. It's not easy, it's very flavorful. Everyone praised the name of the store and followed them into the store.

Su Yu said: "Today is Sunday, everyone has time, drink slowly, drink happily." There were soliciting vans on the street, and they would give them a few dollars to take us straight back to school. Weiyang, you remember: if we don't realize it by then, you must get us back to the dormitory. ”

Zhao Weiyang said: "If you haven't drunk it yet, you can conclude that the seven of you must be unconscious from drinking." ”

Su Yu said: "Children must be famous and drunk!" I see, it's fine that you don't drink. If you also drink, then every time we come out, all eight of us will probably fall, and it will be difficult to go back. It's good to have a sober point! ”

Li Gaochao nodded very truthfully and said, "Because the boss has a treat, you must have a good drink." This is a happy wine! ”

Fang Xin said: "It is generally believed that drinking tea at the dinner table cannot be compared to the amount of wine, and many people have verified it, and this is the case. However, Weiyang is an exception, and whenever he comes out with us, he has to drink several bottles of boiling water in one go. Counting beer, there is also a case of the amount. It seems that drinking water, like drinking, is able to exercise. Hey, Weiyang, you have such a large amount, it's a shame not to drink. If you practice it, you may be able to go to a large unit to be a bartender! ”

Zhao Weiyang naturally knew that it was just a folk saying that he could be a barmaid if he drank a lot of alcohol, how could it be so simple in reality, and he only thought that Fang Xin was YY.

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