Chapter 226: Men Cry, Cry, It's Not a Sin! (5 more)
Bajie didn't grab the red hydrangea, and said sadly: "If you can't grab it, you can't grab it, fortunately, there are Cuilan and Chang'e." ”
"Idiot, don't be stunned, go to the palace with the master, what if the princess is a goblin?"
Wukong reminded.
Bajie followed behind stupidly.
Sha Seng carried his luggage and rushed to the palace.
Knowing that the three of them were Tang monks' apprentices, they were warmly received when they arrived at the palace.
"You see, the master has a wife, and he can also introduce one to my old pig!"
Bajie looked at the piles of palace maids, and his eyes were straight.
"You have to believe the master, this place is very close to Lingshan, he will definitely not stay!"
Goku analyzed.
"What Senior Brother said makes sense!"
Sha Seng nodded.
At this time, Tang Seng was brought to the king.
"Father, my daughter wants to marry him!"
"He's a monk!"
The king was speechless, and he married the monk, and what kind of system he became.
"Yes, you better change it, such as my apprentice Zhu Bajie, although he is ugly, but capable, you are satisfied!"
"No, I want you!"
The princess said stubbornly.
Yutu escaped from Guanghan Palace, hid the real princess, pretended to be a princess, and the purpose of marrying Tang Seng was obvious, that is, to steal Tang Seng's Yuanyang!
"He's a monk, so let's just be vulgar."
"Okay, since my daughter likes it, I will fulfill you!"
The king was very cheerful, and he didn't ask Tang Seng, so it was decided.
Tang Seng glanced at it with the eye of heaven and found that the Jade Rabbit brass was level 50 and his brass was level 65, and his strength was about the same.
"It's better to kill it when you're in the cave!"
On the way to the west, Tang Seng and countless female goblin cave rooms have rich experience.
"Goku!"
"Master, what's the matter?"
Goku asked in a whisper.
"Help the teacher go to the daughter's country to get some water, speed!"
Wukong flew into the sky with a puff of smoke.
"Sha Seng, come here!"
Tang Seng generally remembered that in the original book, the Jade Rabbit Jing hid the real princess in a temple and asked the sand monk to find it.
Bajie looked at him inquiringly, and didn't know what to arrange him to do.
"You are responsible for eating, and the teacher didn't let you eat a few full meals along the way!"
"Master, you know, you hurt me the most!"
Bajie hugged the master and said hypocritically.
"Ahem......"
The Jade Rabbit is coming.
"Husband, the wedding banquet has been prepared, let's drink a glass of wine, let's hurry up and go to the cave room!"
Jade Rabbit said happily.
"Urgent wool, we've drunk enough and then go to the cave room!"
In fact, Tang Seng was waiting for the Zimu water brought by Wukong.
After the jade rabbit drank it, it was impossible to say that it would be able to produce rabbits tonight.
Tang Seng has a good amount of wine, and at the dinner table, cup after cup, meat is not taboo.
"Husband, you also said that you are a monk, it seems that you are pretending!"
Jade Rabbit smiled and tried to squeeze more treasures tonight.
"Come, lady, eat more carrots, this thing is rich in vitamins!"
"I don't want to eat it!"
Yutu shook his head, eating it all year round in Guanghan Palace, he was about to vomit, and when he saw the carrot, he thought of the disgusting taste.
After more than ten minutes, Wukong finally came back and secretly gave the master a small bottle.
Tang Seng secretly put the water in the wine glass.
"Come, lady, it's good to get drunk!"
"Husband, you are so annoying!"
Jade Rabbit smiled enchantingly and took the cup in one gulp.
Tang Seng is very satisfied, Jade Rabbit, you just wait for the baby rabbit to be born tonight!
"Husband, it's time for the cave room!"
Jade Rabbit pulls and pulls.
Tang Seng was still a little worried, so he searched in the system mall to see if there was anything interesting.
"Hedgehog Ball?"
Tang Seng found a kind of underwear, the color is similar to the skin, but there are many barbs on it, which is easy to stab the other party.
"This is good, if Jade Rabbit dares to mess around, she will be stabbed to death!"
"Ding, the redemption is successful!"
Tang Seng immediately put it on, and then he was relieved to go to the bedroom.
Before entering, Tang Seng also brought some carrots and deliberately disgusted the jade rabbit.
Click!
Tang Seng locked the door, afraid that the jade rabbit would escape.
"This jade rabbit doesn't feel like it's inexperienced!"
Tang Seng muttered in his heart, it would be nice if there were some little demons.
"By the way, how much experience will she be worth when she gives birth to a bunny?"
Tang Seng is very interested, and he must try it later.
"Husband, come on, what are you rubbing?"
Yutu is impatient, if she wants to improve her cultivation, she must get Tang Seng's Yuanyang.
"Husband, what are you doing with carrots, I hate carrots the most, throw them away!"
In this life, Yutu doesn't want to eat carrots anymore.
"Hey, husband, I understand, you don't think about ......"
She has followed Chang'e for many years, and carrots can be eaten and used.
"Husband, on the surface, you are a decent gentleman, I didn't expect it to be so bad, but people like it!"
The Jade Rabbit deliberately rubbed over.
Yes!
Suddenly, the jade rabbit screamed: "Husband, something, you seem to have a thorn on your body, and you stabbed me to death!" ”
"What thorns, how come I don't know?"
Tang Seng exchanged this set of clothes from the system, the color of the thorns was the same as the skin, and he was like a hedgehog.
"Lady, you misunderstood, how could I have a thorn, if there is, it's just one!"
Tang Seng deliberately approached and attacked her with thorns.
"Ah!!h
Jade Rabbit screamed and was stabbed in several places.
"It's okay, let's come again!"
Tang Seng hehe, let you and me cave room, want to steal my treasure, delusional.
Poof!
Suddenly, Tang Seng was careless, as if he had stabbed into something special.
A few drops of white stuff dripped out.
"You ......"
Tang Seng looked at it in shock, as if it was coming out of the plump thing in front of her.
Yutu was ashamed, took out two leather cushions from it, and explained: "Don't you stinky men like big ones, so I'll just." ”
Sure enough, as soon as he took it out, the thing in front of him quickly turned into a billiards.
"I'll go!"
Tang Seng didn't expect Jade Rabbit's thinking to be so advanced, and he was extremely shocked, "The white thing just now is the legendary silica gel!" ”
Unexpectedly, there were fakes in ancient times, and Tang Seng could all be pure natural.
No wonder it looks like there are 36D, liars, all liars!
This is the rhythm of wanting to poison the poor monks.
She is just a pet, she knows so much, and she is likely to be imperceptibly influenced by Chang'e!
In the past, Tang Seng knew that Chang'e and the Jade Emperor had an ambiguous relationship, so Chang'e tried his best to please each other.
Tang Seng understood it all.
"Husband, you don't dislike it, do you?"
"I don't dislike it."
Tonight's events opened the eyes of Tang Seng, a modern person.
"Ah, it hurts!"
Suddenly, the jade rabbit clutched her stomach and screamed in pain.
"Oops, did you have a bad stomach!"
Tang Seng pretended to be concerned, knowing that it was a water attack.
"I haven't had a bad stomach, and the food has been very healthy recently!"
Jade Rabbit thought, not knowing what the problem was.
"Husband, I feel something moving in my stomach!"
"Is it a delusion?"
Tang Seng looked kind-hearted, and there was no harm to people and animals.
"It can't be an illusion, or several are moving in it!"
Yutu was in a hurry, and there was a feeling of waiting to give birth.
"Husband, am I pregnant?"
"What?"
Tang Seng was immediately furious, wanting to cry without tears, "Okay, you slut, you are doing it behind my back and other men, you want the poor monk to be a pick-up man, your conscience lets the dog eat it!" ”
"Husband, you have to believe that I am innocent!"
"Innocence? Hmph, I don't believe it anyway! ”
"Ah, I'm about to give birth, husband, help me!"
The whole person of the jade rabbit is about to collapse, and the belly is getting bigger little by little, and there can be hundreds of them in this litter.