Before Zhao Weiyang walked into the dormitory with a basin, he heard a wail from inside, but the sound didn't look like Lei Yu or Zhang Danqing. When he went in, he found that the person who was hoarse was Su Yu, who had always been full of confidence.

Su Yu once had a very cultural name "Quji", which came from the same name as Huo Quzhi, Han Yu and Xin Qiji. His hometown is at the foot of Huaguo Mountain in Lianyungang, Jiangsu, perhaps for this reason, Su Yu also inherited some of Sun Dasheng's popularity. Although he lives by the sea, because of his temper, he is not like the kind of little man who is "made of water", but often has a fierce heart, clenched empty fists, and is quite masculine.

However, on weekdays, Su Yu is the opposite, he looks elegant and affectionate all day long, and he is very gentle. Therefore, Su Yu is quite popular with girls from elementary school to university. Because his appearance resembles the fifth elder brother in "Huanzhu Gege", he has a nickname called "Brother Su". Therefore, next to Su Yu, who has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes and a graceful manner, female bees and butterflies often flutter around and disappear for a long time, which is enviable.

Su Yu's experience of studying at Normal University is quite peculiar. After the college entrance examination, Su Yu applied for the exam, because his score was quite high, so his vision was different. I couldn't go to Peking University, Tsinghua University, Renmin University, Jiaotong University, Zhejiang University, Nanjing University and other famous universities, but I didn't want to go to second-rate universities in Beijing and Shanghai, so I decided to go to a key local university. This is the so-called rather for the mouth of the chicken, not for the queen of the cow. Because northern Jiangsu is the closest to Lu Province, and Su Yu worships the culture of "one mountain, one water and one saint" in Lu Province, he chose a good place to settle.

Considering that Wuhan University is the best in Hubei Province, Hubei University is average, Nanjing University in Jiangsu Province is the best, Jiangsu University is average, Neilan University in Gansu Province is also the best, and Gansu University is average. Therefore, Su Yu decided that he couldn't go to the tall Quancheng University, so he had to choose the "relatively weak" Qilu University aggrievedly. After the results of the volunteering, he learned that in Lu Province, Qilu University is bigger than Quancheng, which is the same as Hunan University in Hunan than Changsha University, Hainan University in Hainan is better than Haikou University, and Yunnan University in Yunnan is better than Kunming University. Su Yu was not admitted because he volunteered too high. However, because he was a candidate from another province and came to Lu Province wholeheartedly, his luck was not bad, and he was transferred to Qilu Normal University, which is between Qilu University and Quancheng University.

Su Yu just came to Lu Province, and like Zeng Fangyu, he was full of novelty about everything. However, the attitudes of the two people are diametrically opposed: Zeng Fangyu is derogatory and disdainful; Su Yu is praised everywhere and appreciates it very much. With good popularity, Su Yu soon became the school's jack-of-all-trades. He is most accustomed to sticking his tongue into other people's conversations, and then chattering on and on to occupy the place of other people's words, and seems to understand better than anyone else. He often regarded himself as an "encyclopedia", and even the words of Zeng Fang, which seemed like God, could not be in his eyes.

After the military training, during the National Day holiday, he brought the famous "bitter intestines" (a food made by soaking pig intestines in bile) from his hometown to feed the cravings of his roommates. The roommates did not see what they saw, and they gluttonously ate what they could. Zhao Dayue, who is also from the seaside, has always liked to show his erudition, so he fooled everyone: "This is made of sea centipede meat." ”

Everyone was stunned, but Su Yu did not reduce his "omniscient" nature, and responded: "Yes, yes, it is definitely a sea centipede, this texture, this taste, this shape, only a sea centipede can reach such a point!" Zhao Dayue smiled obscenely and said, "What is a sea centipede?" I don't know, what an honor it is to make up my own term but be fully maintained by Su Yu! When I looked up, my share of the "sea centipede" had already burrowed into everyone's stomachs.

With Su Yu's appearance and popularity, if he wants to find a girlfriend, it will be easier than many Chinese boys. However, in terms of attitude towards a series of issues such as eroticism and sex, spirit and flesh, Su Yu is very different from many people. Su Yu never thought of beauty, and vowed to maintain the flawless innocence between little men and women until they were old, and sublimate the pure relationship between men and women into a pure relationship between men and women.

Su Yu's watery tenderness, Su Yu's kind character, Su Yu's gorgeous appearance, and Su Yu's gentlemanly demeanor have all become the only criteria for MM to choose a mate. And Su Yu never disappointed the MMs, in addition to being good at soothing the injured hearts of the MMs like pity, he was also good at destroying the MM's fragile minds in an instant. Because Su Yu often makes the most lethal exclamation at the most unforgetful moment of the other party - "You misunderstood!" We're just pure brother and sister! And at this time, we, the most boring onlookers, will also utter the most adoring cry: "Wow! Su Yu, you are the master of Sanzang and return to the world! ”

In the jealous eyes of other men and the frightened wails of all women, Su Yu faithfully fulfilled his promise - all for purity. As a result, Su Yu finally won the crown of "sexual impotence".

Perhaps in order to prove that he could do it, Su Yu decided to take possession of the spirit and body of a girl.

As a boy, you will face some troubles when choosing a girlfriend. Some people are because their girlfriends are too ugly, some because their girlfriends are too stupid, some because their girlfriends are too poor, and some simply because they can't find their girlfriends...... However, Su Yu's distress is that there are too many girls around him, and he doesn't know which one to choose.

Later, after careful selection, eight people in the dormitory scored on the spot, eliminated a group of beauties who were coveted by Lei Yu, Zhao Dayue, Fang Xin and others, and finally selected Fang Mingwen, a girl with a strong figure and a gentle personality, according to Su Yu's taste.

Fang Mingwen and Su Yu, like Su Yu, are both from Lianyungang, and the two met on the way to school, lonely men and widows, and they hit it off at first sight. Fang Mingwen has dyed yellow hair, has a good figure, and loves to laugh very much.

After locking the target, taking advantage of the relationship between the villagers, Su Yu and Fang Mingwen quickly became brother and sister, and becoming a couple was close at hand.

In those days, Su Yu was very proud, and the brothers were very envious. On his favorite football field, Su Yu is also a tiger, and in the forward position, he simply regards goals as a mustard. The love field and the stadium were proud, and Su Yu generously invited everyone to eat two meals in the restaurant.

One night, with a full moon and an excellent atmosphere, Su Yu decided to confess to Fang Mingwen.

The two of them came to the moon before the flower, and Su Yu said, "Sister, let's go further." ”

Fang Mingwen smiled and said, "Okay! As he spoke, he took a step in front of Su Yu.

Su Yu was a little anxious: "I mean one step closer." ”

Fang Mingwen was shy: "If you go again, it will be up to you." ”

Su Yu was in a hurry, and couldn't help singing: "I'll let you rely on it." After speaking, he was going to stop Fang Mingwen's waist and give him his first kiss. In Su Yu's view, this is a smooth thing.

Who knew that Fang Mingwen was a little annoyed, and suddenly dodged Su Yu's hand and said, "Oh, what are you doing?" ”

Su Yu thought, for the first time, it is normal for girls to be shy. Under normal circumstances, it is half pushed and half done. Therefore, Su Yu widened his glasses, stared at Fang Mingwen and said, "Sister, I want to kiss you." ”

Fang Mingwen's face immediately turned red and said, "You...... How can you do that? After saying that, he ran away crying.

That night, no matter how Su Yu called, Fang Mingwen ignored him anymore. The next day of class, Fang Mingwen didn't look at Su Yu squarely.

Later, one of Fang Mingwen's dormitory roommates announced in the class: "Fang Mingwen said that she hates all men." She won't find a boyfriend for four years of college, and she may be single in this life. Men are turbid, filthy to the point where they can't be done. ”

Su Yu's face turned miserable and white, and he finally shed emotional tears in the dormitory.