"Aldon! Aldon! Aldon! ”

"Marcus! Marcus! Marcus! ”

Standing on either side of a square table, the members of the defense team and the members of the offensive team clearly divided a Chu River and Han border, and on the table in the center, sixty cups of draft beer were neatly placed - more than two-thirds of them had been emptied, and Aldon Smith and Marcus Lynch stood on either side of the table, pouring cup after cup into their stomachs.

The members of the defense team even imitated the battle song posture of the Icelandic Viking people, constantly stomping their feet to create the sound of drums, and cheering hoarsely for their representative players, but unfortunately, the mighty shouts could not help at all, Aldon put the cup in his hand, waved his hand again and again, and prepared to escape.

As a result, the rest of the defensive team all grabbed Aldon desperately, "Braggart daddy!" Grass! I usually brag about how good I can drink every day, but now I can't do it! "You've only had five drinks,, Colin Jones has drunk more than you, quick, another drink!" "Brothers, go on, catch him, I'll pour him directly!"

The defensive group was already in a mess, and the offensive group was still in order, everyone was cheering for Marcus in unison, and Michael Crabtree had a hellish look on his face and exclaimed, "God, is Marcus the incarnation of a hippopotamus who can drink so much?" ”

At this time, the San Francisco 49ers' bar party was in full swing, and all the players came to the bar tonight, divided into the offensive group, the defense group, the special service group and the bench group, and drew lots to play against each other in pairs for a relay drinking game.

There are a total of 60 cups of draft beer on the table, 30 drinks in each group, and each side can only send a maximum of six players, take turns to play, drink according to their ability, and leave the field when they reach the limit, but only once each player has one chance to play, which means that if the first four players drink only one drink each, then the remaining 26 drinks must be drunk by the last player. The group that finishes first wins.

In the competition between the special service group and the substitute group just now, Scott Tolsin became a hero, drinking a full ten cups alone, leading the substitute group to win and advance to the finals; Now, the offensive and defensive groups are in full swing, with Aldon and Marcus finishing second to last in their own group, respectively.

Aldon, who usually boasted of his heavy drinking, surrendered after only five drinks; But Marcus, who is usually inconspicuous, is pouring the seventh cup, and the speed is still terrifying, and the combat power is really amazing.

"I thought beer was just a drink." Lu Ke asked in surprise.

Crabtree's expression suddenly became strange, it is true, beer is a kind of daily drink for Americans, and it cannot be regarded as alcohol in the strict sense; But the problem is that beer also has alcohol, and even if you don't get drunk, you will have a bloated stomach even if you don't get drunk.

Lu Ke shrugged his shoulders and said lightly, "When we used to play this game in college, beer, red wine and whiskey were all mixed together, and we could drink whatever we caught, and we couldn't pick anything. ”

Crabtree's mouth opened slightly uncontrollably, not knowing for a moment what to say; Ted Jean, who was standing next to him, chuckled and bumped into Crabtree Tree, "That means we're all out of touch with college." ”

There was chaos in the defensive group, but here in the offensive group, after Marcus drank the eighth cup neatly, he turned his head with ease, "Lu Ke, do you need me to continue to help?" Or can you handle it? ”

Lu Ke is the last player in the offensive group.

Fortunately, the friends in the offensive group today were very powerful, they did not deliberately embarrass Lu Ke, everyone performed well, and in the end only two cups were left for Lu Ke, Marcus was not unable to drink, but left Lu Ke a chance to perform.

Lu Ke didn't answer, he stepped forward directly, grabbed the cup, and poured it into his stomach with a gurgling gesture, which suddenly made all the players in the entire offensive group start to cheer; The defenders on the other side began to complain one by one, their faces were full of refusal to admit defeat, and they had already begun to protest against "unfairness" before the game was over.

But it had no effect on Lu Ke, three times five divided by two, and the two cups of draft beer were all poured into his mouth, and then, Lu Ke also poured the two cups over, put them on top of his head, and looked at the players in the defensive group ostentatiously, provoking their bottom line with great force.

At this time, the offensive group was completely blown up, "Roar, roar, roar!" Loser, loser! They all couldn't wait to start falling into the ground, and the defensive team tried to struggle, but as a result, the substitute group couldn't stand it anymore, and a swarm of people rushed up, "Get out of the way, get out of the way, the finals are about to start, the finals!" You all stand down. ”

Kyle Williams immediately quit, "You guys, seeing that we just finished drinking, are now going to take advantage of our bloated stomachs and catch us off guard, right?" ”

Joe Stanley also immediately stepped forward, "You've all gone to release the water just now, at least give us a little time to release the water!" ”

"No, no. The finals begin, the finals! The bench players shouted loudly, especially Collin Kaepernick, who didn't want to give the offensive team time to rest, "It's fair that we started now, we just finished the last round, do you want to play tricks?" ”

The defensive team players who had just lost the game dragged Aldon down to a group fight, and Justin Smith, who was also a member of the defensive team, took the initiative to stand up and support the bench group, "What, are you scared?" Worried about losing the game? ”

The members of the offensive group were about to continue to protest, but Lu Ke put down his glass heavily, "Bartender, serve the wine, start now, start now, and promise to make you lose convincingly!" At the same time, Lu Ke turned his head to look at his teammates, and one look was enough: I can still hold on, you go and relieve yourself first.

At this point, everyone began to heckle.

This is the first time Lu Ke has participated in the team's party activities. All the players' understanding of Lu Ke is lackluster, and the impression in their minds is always limited to the image of hard training of "the first to arrive at the training ground every day and the last to leave the training ground", which is all; As for Lu Ke's personality, habits, preferences, amount of alcohol, etc., I don't know anything about it.

People always seem to have an inertial thinking: the unsuccessful rookies who are immersed in training often have nothing to do with alcohol, medicines, or women, as if they are living an ascetic life. Now, Lu Ke suddenly stepped forward domineeringly, and people were naturally fryers.

Logan and Marcus didn't hesitate, and immediately turned around and walked to the bathroom, ready to solve their physiological needs, while Mike Rupati and Ted Jean also hurriedly followed, asking worriedly, "Is Bambi okay?" ”

Even Marcus cast his gaze at Logan curiously.

Logan smiled and said mysteriously, "Don't worry, beer doesn't have any effect on him." ”

Just like people's fixed stereotype, Lu Ke is not a person who is keen on drinking, he usually gathers, he just drinks a few bottles of beer, for daily training, stay away from alcohol, and maintain good living habits, this is the basic criterion, and becoming a professional athlete requires a price.

Of course, there are also professional players who are keen on alcohol; It's just that Lu Ke doesn't apply.

However, if you think that Lu Ke has a bad amount of alcohol, he is doomed to suffer. Lu Ke's weakness is spirits, tequila, whiskey, vodka, etc., he is not used to drinking these spirits, and often begins to turn over the river and the sea after two or three glasses; But beer is just a drink, and the amount of red wine is also very good.

When I came out of the bathroom, the whole bar had exploded, and everyone was shouting in unison, "Bambi! Bambi! Bambi! "Not only the offensive team, but also the players in the special service team and the defense team are also crying wolf, screaming one after another, and they are all frightened.

Marcus, Rupatti, and Jean curiously quickened their pace and stepped forward, and then they saw that there were already a large number of empty cups on the table, counting carefully, a full ten, which means that Lu Ke was pouring the eleventh cup in his hand, which had broken Scott Tolsin's previous record, so everyone exploded.

After the eleventh cup was over, seeing that Lu Ke picked up the twelfth cup again, everyone couldn't help it anymore, "12! 12！ 12！ "One after another shouted, as if it were a carnival.

Marcus and the others exchanged glances, and then looked at Logan. Logan shrugged his shoulders, looking unsurprised, and shouted loudly, "Hey, hey, man, leave us some, you don't want to finish it alone, slow down, slow down." The picture of victory in hand, and even time to joke, provoked the players in the bench to start applauding.

After drinking twelve glasses, Lu Ke picked up the thirteenth glass, then looked at all the teammates around him, smiled, raised the wine glass, and paid tribute to Tolsin who was drinking the seventh glass opposite, and then turned around and handed the wine glass to Logan next to him.

Obviously, there is no suspense about the outcome of the outcome. No matter how good Tolsin is, after all, he is unable to support himself, after drinking ten cups before, and now he has poured seven cups, and his stomach is about to explode.

Logan immediately began to continue the relay, gulping it up, completely relaxed; Tolsin on the opposite side finally couldn't hold back any longer, put down his wine glass, and ran wildly in the direction of the bathroom, Anthony Davis and Chino Hachar of the attacking group stepped forward to block Tolsin's way, and the laughter could not be stopped.

"Hey, that handsome young man, I see that you have a wonderful skeleton and a bright future, how about it, do you dare to come and try your hand at darts with us? Decide the winner? ”

Turning around, Lu Ke saw Patrick Willis who was playing darts next to him. In addition to drinking games, there are other entertainment in the bar, such as billiards, karaoke, foosball, darts, etc., and the San Francisco 49ers players fill the space.

After making sure that there was no suspense in the drinking competition, Lu Ke took a step in the direction of the dart.