Chapter 0430 Half a catty against eight taels
It makes people reflect, and their thoughts are not calm.
While thinking about it, he suddenly felt a knock on the top of his head.
The mood is extremely uncalm, and the pain is incomparable.
Of course, this is also one of the thoughts, the geometry of life, such as recruitment, going to a hard time, but I heard the fat man Wang with his name: "Stinky boy, is grandpa too good-looking, you dare not say it?" ”
For Zhang Le, it is extremely disrespectful, and if he still has a little bit of laughter and scolding, Zhang Le will naturally not be afraid of the other party, it's a big deal, and the response is to deal with it.
"What don't you dare." Zhang Ledao.
"Grandma, I don't dare to say it, grandpa knows that he is good-looking, you person, hey, in the wind, you will admit it."
Mu Fengli glanced sideways, looked at Zhang Ledao, and said, "Say it quickly, who are we good-looking?" If you don't say anything, I'll let you eat sticks. He raised his right hand holding the diamond rod and wanted to knock on the top of Zhang Le's head.
This is the deterrent of fighting, if you really fight, Zhang Leke is really not afraid of them, if it's a big deal, let's break the net and see who is more powerful, it is conceivable that no one can be Zhang Le's opponent, all this is like this.
Because he was almost going to be beaten.
This time.
Zhang Le subconsciously shrank his head, imagining in his heart: No matter, let's talk nonsense first to deal with this paragraph. opened his mouth and said: "The two of them have strange appearances, they are really rare things in the world. ”
"What did you say?"
"From ancient times to the present, I want to think about it, I really can't think of anyone who can look like the two of them in a strange way, so far it can be seen that the looks of the two are really unparalleled in the world."
After finishing speaking, I wanted to laugh, but I immediately held back, and secretly rejoiced: Hehe, it's true that you look strange, I've never seen anything like this when I'm so big...
You two look so ugly.
I really think it's funny. And it's ironic.
After hearing this, the two people in Wang Yongming Mufeng were stunned for a long time, and Wang Yongming jumped up again and shouted: "I fart, I fart, what kind of mess, do you mean to say that my Wang's name looks the same as this Mufeng?" ”
"It's a mess, it's nonsense, it's bullshit." This is an idiom that can be associated with Tao in the mind.
"Bah,,,." jumped up and knocked on the top of Zhang Le's head again.
Zhang Le's "Ahh
I secretly screamed bitterly in my heart, milk I milk, what's wrong with this short and fat man, he jumps up and beats people at every turn, you look strange, are you all ordinary ugly?
Naturally, I had this thought in my heart.
Zui said: "Your Excellency heard it wrong, I said that you have strange appearances, which means that you are both the most beautiful men in the world." ”
As soon as the words fell, I heard a small knock overhead.
It was knocked again, but this time it was knocked with a diamond rod in the wind. Zhang Le just felt dizzy for a while, and secretly scolded in his heart.
Zui shouted, "What are you hitting me for?" ”
Mu Fengli said: "You said that the two of us are generally handsome, what's wrong with saying that I am the best in the world?" The so-called one mountain does not tolerate two tigers, since it is the first in the world, there is only one person. ”
It's talent.
Wang Yongming jumped up and shouted again: "Yes, yes, you say, who is the first and who is the second?" ”
Zhang Le was helpless for a while, and his mood at this time was no longer something that could be described in a few strokes.
Mu Fengli shouted: "Speak quickly, say quickly." ”
I thought it was quite interesting, and I urged it.
Zhang Le said with a bitter face: "Two grandfathers, I called you grandfathers, can you two let me down first?" ”
……
Mu Fengli said: "No, no, no, answer first." You have to answer first, and if you don't, you won't be able to. ”
Of course, this is unforgiving.
I'm tired in my heart, and it may mean a little bit to say that there is no class.
Zhang Le just felt that he had never been so tired, lowered his head, and said, "Okay, you look the best!" ”
Wang Yongming stretched out his hand, snatched Zhang Le from Mu Fengli's hand, and shouted, "What? You say Mu Feng looks good inside? Boy, don't you want to live anymore? ”
Don't you want to live? Of course not, in fact, he still wants to live.
Zhang Le hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, you are good-looking." ”
The mood was also a little incomparable, so he continued: "Looking for ...... to die"
"No, no, you look the best Grandpa Ding."
"Fart ......"
"Okay, Grandpa Wang, you look a little better than Grandpa Ding."
"Fuck your shit......"
Unexpectedly, these two people vomited each other again, which is really speechless to the extreme, really JP.
……
The three of them quarreled for a long time, Zhang Le had been tortured by them to the point of madness, these three people, are they really crazy, did he say that he came to the madhouse? It's really sick.
This time.
Suddenly, a gentle and sweet voice said, "You two are not good-looking!" ”
Suddenly.
The three of them froze in place, turned around (an old) body, and saw on their faces that the person who spoke was exactly like this, and it was as beautiful as ... It's a fairy-like young I-girl!
That beautiful girl just now.
Zhang Le once saved her, but this woman is really, very good-looking, at least in Zhang Le's opinion, she is a beauty in the city, and there is nothing wrong with this.
But seeing that she was very beautiful, standing in place, standing upright under the tree like a lotus flower, the light of the moon scattered on her face, bright eyes and bright teeth, and fluttering green clothes.
Very inflatable.
It's really a shy flower in the closed moon, peerless.
The flowers that bloom in the sky at night are not at all colorless at this time.
The three of them froze in place.
Don't speak!
looked at the young I girl who was born beautiful in a daze.
But seeing the breeze blowing, the green silk fluttering, the clothes shaking, and a pair of beautiful eyes shining.
And the king put a rake on the ground by name.
Zheng made a small voice, but when he saw him screaming again, he jumped up, pointed at the young girl and said, "You said, why don't we both look good?" ”
This young woman just saw the quarrel and behavior of Wang Wuming and the two people, and some places really made people laugh, and at this time, when they saw him, they screamed and jumped up and pointed at themselves and asked.
These two are clearly here to play tricks, if they are not to play tricks, they must be here to be foils, where is there anything like them, just thinking about it makes people feel very funny.
Two dragon brothers.
behaved funny, couldn't help but feel funny, held back, pretended to be cold and arrogant, and said: "You two don't look good no matter what!" ”
……
Mu Feng also jumped up and shouted, "What? Isn't this pig brain that I don't have in the wind good-looking? ”
Wang Yongming glared and said, "Bah, white wolf." ”
One of these two people said. Mu Fengli also glared and said, "Pig brain!" ”
(End of chapter)