"Yo yo yo, Brother Thorton, this one is dressed well, a big black jacket, and at first glance he looks like an old prostitute." Han Qianye gave a thumbs up and looked at the lock and praised.

Thorton didn't know what this meant, so he raised his head and said, "Just kidding, this is all the most basic. ”

Awesome my crocodile, these are basic operations.

"Alright, Brother Thorton, do you want to go home?"

Family?

The word is both familiar and warm.

But how could a crocodile have such a home?

From the first moment I saw this world, I had to face countless killings, and I often heard others talk about home, but I never knew what home was.

I'm going to rise to the top of Saudun!

The big crocodile grabbed Han Qianye's hand and knelt down: "Brother, can you tell me where my home is?" I've always heard of it, but I've never seen it. ”

Han Qianye touched Suoton's head and said, "Let me ask you, what are you?" ”

"Crocodile."

"The crocodile is an animal, right? Animals have to live in zoos, there are a lot of zoos in the city, and when the time comes, you can go in and run to the crocodile section, where there are all crocodiles, where you can still be the boss. ”

Thorton nodded, looking like he had come to his senses.

"Thank you, brother!"

Thorton then ran out and ran in the direction of the zoo.

"Zoo, zoo, zoo........" is a wonderful flower while running and talking.

The crocodile's nose is very sensitive, and it is easy to smell its own kind, which is why it can find its way so quickly.

Han Qianye looked at the back of the crocodile running and muttered: "The IQ is really low, and there is another baby who doesn't know the sinister world." ”

After that, Han Qianye turned around and left, this day was not in vain, go home!

...........

Juxia City Zoo.

Today is Saturday, and many parents come out with their babies, or students in groups, or young couples come out on a date.

Originally, it was a lively day, but everyone was too scared to speak because of one thing.

A giant crocodile!

The large crocodile walks on the sidewalk and looks around.

"I'm Nima, it's really the taste of home, it's so comfortable, all of them are talents, it feels amazing!"

This big crocodile doesn't talk, and it's so sassy when he dresses up!

Leather pants, no shoes, leather jacket, huge toad eyes, no matter how you look at it, this looks like a bad social youth, how can a crocodile dress like this?

"Hey, brother." Thorton patted the boy in a couple next to him, the boy turned around tremblingly, and the crocodile asked, "Do you know how to get to the crocodile area?" ”

No way!

It's really a crocodile! I thought it was some kind of robot, oh yes!

The boy pointed in a direction: "In.... Where..."

"Oh, thanks, wait! I see how you're so delicious!? ”

The man was completely panicked when he heard this! Nima, this crocodile is going to eat people!

"Ahhhh

The man was frightened and pulled up the girl next to him and ran away, without even looking back.

The big crocodile is still a little confused, why is that? Didn't I just say it casually? And ran away.

Then the crocodile accidentally saw what the man had dropped on the ground and picked it up.

Durex! Ultra-thin packaging, natural rubber condoms!

There are two more gifts next to it!

Buy 1 Get 2 Free!

Of course, the crocodile didn't know what it was for, and thought it was of some great use, so he took it and put it in the pocket of his leather pants.

This thing is really useful.......

At this time, the director of the zoo knew about this and rushed over in a hurry.

When I arrived at the crocodile section, I was surprised.

A three-meter-tall, sturdy crocodile is basking in the sun here, and the leather pants are so conspicuous.

Not only that, but there were also a few crocodiles standing obediently with some meat on their backs.

Such a big crocodile, no one can clean it up when it goes berserk.

The largest crocodile on earth is seven or eight meters long, but it has never been seen like this that can stand up and walk, and can use its hands perfectly, and can also get dressed.

The crocodile is fine!

The director of the zoo was in a hurry, if this crocodile was still here, then the zoo would have almost no income to speak of.

"Hey! That crocodile! ”

When this sentence was spoken, all the crocodiles stared at him.

The director was a little embarrassed and said, "The one who wears leather pants." ”

That's fine, only Thorton was staring at him.

"You... What are you doing? ”

The director shouted directly: "Do you know that this is a zoo? After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become sperm, and things like you should go back from where they come from, you know? ”

Thorton scratched his head with one paw: "No, my eldest brother told me that the zoo is my home, why don't I go home?" ”

"What's your home, all the animals here are captured by us, and you're not, you're voluntary, can this be the same?"

When Thorton heard this, he seemed to have some sense.

Then the director was talking desperately, and Thorton was also annoyed, so he had to leave.

The person next to him opened his mouth wide and couldn't believe that his own director was so social that he could scold the animals that became sperm.

Oh my God, it's really awesome.

Thorton, who had left the zoo, didn't know where to go, so he went back to the Desert Temple.

After all, where is his territory, at least it can be used as a place to sleep, and it will not be eaten and slept in the open.

However, as soon as Thorton slept in the temple, he was caught by gluttonous soldiers, and after some struggle, not only his pants were taken off, but the whole crocodile was also taken away.

After a big circle, I was still caught.

Juxia City, Super Seminary.

"Unknown militants descended from the sky and wanted to take away a big crocodile, but they were killed by a young man in seconds, and the young man took the big crocodile to do a lot of things, the specific things are unknown, and some people claim that the whole process is like a science fiction movie."

In the classroom of the Super Divine Academy, Qi Lin Rose and the others sat in their seats watching the news.

At the end of the classroom, Rena was wearing a black trench coat, cloud boots were sitting in the back, Erlang's legs were crossed, and his legs were still on the table, and the whole person looked like he was redeeming a big sister in the underworld.

Ge Xiaolun and they were very worried when they watched the TV, they saw such a hot thing on the first day they came, and aliens have it!

And the young people in the news, Rose, Ge Xiaolun, Qi Lin, Big D, and Zhao Xin are very familiar.

Nima, kill these militants in one move! How powerful is that!?

"This ..... What's going on? ”

Ge Xiaolun was very confused and asked Yaowen who was dressed very dirtily next to him.

Yaowen also shook his head and said he didn't know.

Farming at home, threshing grain, and handbud valley are obviously very comfortable, how can Lao Tzu fight aliens in the whole way?