Chapter 0056 Let's fight the bayonet, yes!
The voice...... Simply so!
So much so that Lynch followed......
Straight.
Because I usually watch a lot of anime, Lynch is not surprised by the Lori sound, even if Fei Fei's voice changing Lori is particularly sweet, he is still a little resistant, but when Fei Fei takes off the voice changer and reveals the original sound......
This numb neutral magic sound!
You can't imagine how he makes his voices, it feels like you're resting on your girl's soft lap and her girl scratching your ears with a fluffy dogtail......
Especially this sound is still coming through the hazy mist, looming, faint and fragrant, so that you have infinite reverie about the person on the other side of the mist, I really can't stand it!
Forcibly decongested, Lynch tried his best to calm down.
"It's not you, it's still Lolita, I need to slow down."
Fei Fei put on the voice changer again and grinned:
"I'll just say that my predecessors can't stand birds."
Only then did Lynch recover from the numbing magic sound.
"It's not that I can't stand it, but it's that you need to continue women's clothing to become stronger, and Lolita is also a part of women's clothing, so you can't be lax and wasted, you know?"
Non-non-well-behaved is called.
"The seniors taught us."
Lynch relied on the old and sold the old, relying on reading a lot, and began to chew words.
"In addition, let me tell you, I can't stand the word 'δΊ'δΊ' to read liao, not niao, you have to read more, it's a very shameful thing to be uneducated."
But I didn't want to fight back weakly:
"The terrible word 'afraid' reads the fourth tone, not the first one, oh seniors, non-non-high school entrance examination is the first in the city."
Lynch was speechless for a moment.
"If I hadn't joined the society, I would have been in my third year of high school at Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School now, and I would soon go to college, university, what a desirable place...... I heard from fans in my live broadcast room that if you go to college, you can go to college, is it true? β
"I'm sorry, I've only been to a counselor, so I can't tell you if I can go to college."
"Senior, you are really strong!"
"Not really."
As soon as he thought of the rumoring affair with Mr. Tu Shan, Lynch suddenly became proud.
"Yes, yes, you said that women's clothing can become stronger, but I haven't seen how strong you are until now, your B-level combat effectiveness shouldn't be calculated according to your bust, right?"
It's very humble.
"Senior, what I'm good at is remote control, the melee level is very poor, and Sister Su Yan is an invincible melee mage."
"Really?"
Lynch responded with a tone, but he was very puzzled in his heart.
"I learned to give me a D-level combat power evaluation, I'm very unhappy, but I have defeated all the female Dao demons in the Dan Realm, but the combat power rating is not as good as your little ghost, are these supervisors blind?"
"Maybe."
You have to see through it, you don't have to say it.
"Otherwise, seniors, let's practice, you just need to practice spiritual weapons!"
"Provoking me?"
Lynch suddenly came to his senses.
"My white spirit has always risen to the challenge and never flinched."
Then he wrapped himself in a bath towel, moved his wind boots on the soles of his feet (the combatants' wind boots are not separated from his feet, even if they are bathing and sleeping, or even snapping), and he turned over and jumped out of the hot spring pool.
"See if I don't beat your B megacup into a D megacup!"
Fei Feiqiao's face flushed, and she shouted weakly:
"Ask the seniors to start with the focus, not to stand the bird."
"That's a terrible line."
Lynch's sentiment was ignited in an instant.
Why should there be a foreshadowing for a battle between men?
If you don't agree, you do it!
Lynch stepped on his boots and flew quickly, pulling out his thick and long Gewu Spirit Sword in the air, and crossed it towards Feifei's small body without mercy and roughly!
Fei Fei looked nervous but shy.
His hands were unhurriedly draped in bath towels, and he slowly climbed up to the edge of the pool, and suddenly took out a black iron glove from the space ring and firmly put it on the upper left.
"Hee-hee, you have to come to the real thing."
Facing Lynch's long sword, she raised her hand slightly and directly pinched the blade!
Lynch's body stiffened, and he was stunned.
Empty-handed?
Is it the Infinity Gauntlet?
In the next second, Fei Fei grabbed the blade of the sword with his right hand, pulled it down slightly, and actually threw Lynch with the sword, and threw it directly into the water with a pop.
By the way, he also smiled and spurred:
"Senior, you still need to practice your sword more."
"I'll train you big-headed ghost!"
Lynch slammed out of the water.
He never expected that a broken glove would have such great power!
Taking advantage of the thick mist in the pool, he secretly changed the spirit sword to the [Spirit Killing Spear] underwater, and quietly through the mist, he shot at the small figure opposite the mist.
Bang Bang Bang ......
As a result, several shots were fired in succession, but none of them hit.
So much so that Fei Fei encouraged through the mist:
"Senior, you still need to play more handjobs."
"This terrible lineβ"
Lynch was on fire, but unfortunately the tracking mode of the [Spirit Slayer Gun] couldn't lock on to mortals, so he simply took out the Gatling and shot at Fei Fei!
Anyway, Fei Fei will definitely wear the absolute spirit clothes, and he can't shoot to death.
Da Da Da ......
A string of blue fire erupted, illuminating the hazy mist.
But he didn't want to, he didn't even bother to wear the absolute spirit clothes, he quickly turned over, took a continuous moon step in the air, and came behind Lynch in a blink of an eye.
Stretching out his left hand, which was wearing black iron gloves, he gently pinched Lynch's neck.
With a little force, it was so easy to press Lynch's head into the water!
Further down, press Lynch's head against the bottom of the pool and rub it back and forth.
Lynch's eyes darkened.
Damn, I've been locked up by a strongman!
Feifei doesn't seem to have much strength, but no matter how Lynch struggles, he can't break free from her magical black gloves.
Lynch didn't believe in evil, and pushed the Wind Boots to the limit, struggling and writhing frantically.
Fei Fei increased his strength a little to control Lynch's movements, but he didn't grasp the strength in his hand, and accidentally twisted Lynch's neck.
Click-
My day!
Lynch's eyes darkened and he fainted.
Fei Fei panicked suddenly.
Hurriedly pulled Lynch to the shore, looked at the head hanging on his shoulder, his eyes were red, and he shed tears of self-blame.
"Bai Jing senior, what's wrong with you, Bai Jing senior? Wake up, Bai Jing senior! It's all strange that Fei Fei couldn't help but work too hard, so that the white spirit senior became like this bird, woo woo woo ......"
After whimpering and crying for a long time, he didn't see Lynch recover, so he tilted his head and said strangely.
"Didn't you say good self-healing? Why haven't you woken up yet? β
Suddenly, the spirit chicken moved, and his fist slapped:
"No, you have to breathe."
When Lynch opened her eyes, a delicate little mouth fell to her mouth.
βοΌοΌοΌβ
Fair skin, delicate facial features, delicate red lips......
Still the original recipe.
It's still a familiar taste.
Lynch's eyes darkened, and he raised his hand to grab Feifei's face, blocking her breathing, and said coldly with a black face.
"I'm awake."
"Woo woo, the seniors haven't woken up, and they haven't started artificial respiration yet."
"I'm awake."
"Senior, your neck is broken, how can you wake up so quickly?"
"I'm awake!"
Fei Fei suddenly tilted his head and had an indescribable expression.
"Are you awake?"
ββ¦β¦β
This short fight with bayonets ended in Lynch's complete defeat.
Not only was there some self-reproach, but also some marveled at the weakness of Lynch's combat power, and a trace of perseverance flashed in his eyes wearing false eyelashes.
"Senior, although you are very weak now, but in the future, Fei Fei will accompany you to practice more, and with the physique of the senior, you will soon surpass Fei Fei."
"Thank you for your kindness, but I'm still practicing swords and handjobs silently by myself."
Lynch's words were filled with sadness.
Thinking that in a certain jungle in Xi'an, he used one enemy and two to completely abuse the Golden Ape Magic Elephant and the Fire Leopard Demon, how majestic it was!
As a result, when he returned to the society, he was pressed to the ground and rubbed by a women's clothing boss.
Just a B-level combatant is so strong, and A-level without makeup is still there?
If you want to marry home, won't you be subjected to domestic violence?
You can't throw a nuclear bomb to resist, can you?
When he thinks about the future, Lynch is worried.
It seems that some off-the-shelf moves will have to be developed......
It would be nice to be able to open a magic elephant like a Dao demon!
Lynch was in the pastoral space, holding the [Burning Blood Grass] out of thin air, and thought so.