Chapter 33: The Boss Is Bad
"See you, nowβsee you now!"
The gray-haired jackal sat on his own urine, so frightened that he couldn't speak, and if the rabbit's fist was pounded on him, he would not burp on the spot.
"Mother crocodile, you give him a hand!"
The gray-haired jackal's legs were frightened, and it was estimated that walking would be a problem, so Shi Jinlang shouted to the crocodile mother to help it.
"The old lady is a reptile, tell me how to help?" The mother crocodile glared at Shi Jinlang and said: "Besides, this earth dog smells of urine, and the old lady has a habit of cleanliness, so she won't touch it!" β
Shi Jinlang was full of black lines, he looked back at Mao Mao and said, "Mao Mao, you come to help!" β
Mao Mao didn't refuse, he went up and rode on the gray-haired jackal, and then patted it on the ass and said, "Drive-"
The gray-haired jackal got up from the ground in pain, and ran away with the hairy girl.
Mao Mao rode the gray-haired jackal away, and the crocodile mother came up with a depressed face and said: "I knew that it was such a 'help' method, and the old lady could also 'help'!" β
Shi Jinlang grinned and glared at the crocodile mother and said, "You dead crocodile, don't you hurry up and come over to help!" β
The mother crocodile came up to help Shi Jinlang push away the big stone that was pressing on his hooves, and then said with an intoxicated face: "This fresh smell of blood is really appetizing!" β
Shi Jinlang's right hoof was smashed and deformed, and the white hair was stained bright red by the blood flowing from the wound.
A big stone smashed on the sole of his foot, saying that it didn't hurt was fake, Shi Jinlang held his hooves and grinned for a long time, which was barely a little better.
It seems that it is better to pretend less in the future, this bloody lesson is too painful.
"If it's okay, the old lady is gone!"
"The beauty you think!"
Shi Jinlang hugged his right hoof with two paws, and jumped to the crocodile mother with one hoof supporting his body and said, "I can't walk now, I have to 'help' you!" β
"Die, I said that the old lady has a habit of cleanliness!" The crocodile mother looked back at Shi Jinlang and said, "What if you are in pain, incontinent and urinate on the old lady?" β
"That's a lot of nonsense!" Shi Jinlang jumped onto the crocodile's mother without saying anything, then grabbed its neck and shouted, "Drive-"
The territory of the demon jackals is in the southwest of the barren land, here is a valley hinterland in the shadow of the mountains, although the place is not large, but there are flowers, grass and fruit trees, there is a lake in the middle of the hinterland, and there is a high upside-down Jiuqu waterfall on the mountain wall.
There are no birds singing here, but the fragrance of flowers and wild fruits is full of them, because jackals are not vegetarians, and other animals dare not set foot here, so no one cares about the ripe wild fruits on the ground.
When Shi Jinlang and the crocodile mother arrived, Maomao and the gray-haired jackal had just arrived, and it was estimated that someone had reported the news, and as soon as Shi Jinlang entered the valley, more than a dozen gray-haired jackals of about the same size surrounded him.
"This is the territory of the Lord of the Jackals, are you here to deliver food for this strange combination?"
A gray-haired jackal dog with the appearance of a small leader walked up, looking at the crocodile mother and Shi Jinlang with a playful face.
"That's right, the rabbit is here!" The crocodile mother threw Shi Jinlang to the ground, and then fled far away and said: "The old lady is just a means of transportation, you can eat rabbits if you want to eat!" β
A gray-haired jackal crocodile mother is not afraid, so many gray-haired jackals appear together, and the crocodile mother is instigated, so it doesn't care if Shi Jinlang is a teammate or not, anyway, sell it first.
Shi Jinlang glared at the crocodile mother with disgust, and then looked back at the jackal in front of him and said: "Earth dog, go and report it, Master Rabbit is here to make a deal, hand over Ah Li, Master Rabbit has a big baby for your dog boss!" β
"Bastard Bunny, our dog boss, phewβour Jackal Lord Boss is what you can call at will!" The jackal leader glared at Shi Jinlang angrily and said, "Hand over the baby, I can let you choose a dish in the recipe!" β
"What, you still have to eat here?"
Hearing that there was something to eat, the crocodile mother rubbed it up.
"Of course, you can eat it, roast rabbit meat, stewed rabbit meat, stewed rabbit meat, steamed rabbit meat, braised rabbit meat, spicy rabbit meat, sweet and sour rabbit meat, sour and hot rabbit steak soup-" The jackal leader looked at the crocodile mother with a smile and said: "You killed the rabbit, wait a minute, I will cook which dish for you!" β
"Forget it then!" The crocodile mother glanced at Shi Jinlang, then shook her head and said, "The old lady is allergic to rabbit meat!" β
After saying this, the mother crocodile crawled to the side again.
"I don't even dare to kill a rabbit, it's the first time I've seen such a cowardice crocodile!"
The jackal leader glanced at the mother crocodile with disdain, and the mother crocodile glared at it viciously.
"Yo!"
Being stared at by the crocodile mother like this, the jackal leader became angry, and the crocodile, who didn't even dare to kill a rabbit, dared to stare at it, which made the jackal leader explode instantly.
"How dare you glare at me?"
"Stare at you!"
"You kind of stare again!"
"The old lady tried it, how to drop?"
"Show that your eyes are big, right, let me tell you, my eyes are not small!"
"Stop, stop!"
Seeing that the jackal leader and the crocodile mother were about to stare at each other, Shi Jinlang stepped forward to stop the jackal leader and said, "Okay, you can't stare at it, let's obediently call your earth dog boss to come over!" β
"I almost forgot about you!" The jackal leader looked down and said, "Rabbit, hand over the baby, and then when I skewer you on the barbecue grill and roast you on the outside and tender on the inside, then call our boss to come and taste it!" β
"If you hadn't died at that time, you should have been able to catch a glimpse of our boss's prosperous beauty!"
The leader of the jackal said to himself, his body shuddered, and he looked down to see that the rabbit was glaring at him with a fierce and angry face.
The jackal leader blew up again, and the crocodile glared at it, and now even the rabbit began to stare at him, which made him feel very shameless.
"Rabbit, how dare you stare at me?"
"Master Rabbit understands, you dogs are all a virtuous person, if you don't eat soft, you have to let Master Rabbit come hard!"
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In a shady cave next to the Jiuqu Waterfall, the Lord of the Jackal was dozing off on a stone bed, and vaguely, it saw a gray shadow flash in front of its eyes, but when it opened its eyes, it could not find it.
"Boss, boss is not good!"
At this moment, a gray-haired jackal rushed in.
"What are you doing in a hurry, don't you see that this king is resting?"
The Lord of the Jackals jumped off the stone bed and glared at the gray-haired jackal in front of him.
"Rabbitβrabbit itβ"
"What happened to the rabbit?" The Lord of the Jackals was stunned for a moment, and then said excitedly: "Did the rabbit send the baby, where is it?" Give it to me! β
"No baby!"
"What are you doing in there, no baby?"
"Little Boss, Little Boss It-"
"What happened to the little boss?" The Lord of the Jackals said impatiently.
"It's bunny skewered onto the barbecue!"
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