Volume 1 Never with a Sword Chapter 58 Small Talk
When the white jade chicken fir was dug up, Tu Shi said to Bao Jiwan that he would take a small part of it, and he planned to use it to honor the two teachers - what the emperor can eat, my master can also eat!
"Water Mustard" and "Gaozhou Wheat" are of course the best in the dish, but compared with the next white jade chicken fir, these two dishes are really dwarfed by the country maid who saw the queen of the East Palace. This small stir-fried white jade chicken fir is very simple, just put a little salt and sesame oil, nothing else, but the taste is not simple at all, it tastes like a plate of chicken! The reason why chicken fir is called chicken fir is because of the texture and taste similar to chicken, which is simply the best in the world for some people who want to eat chicken and fast at the same time. The white jade chicken fir has the freshness of chicken, but it does not have the greasy texture of chicken, and when you bite it, the meat that is full of juice and elasticity explodes, which really reflects the unique fullness and smooth-tender feeling of meat.
"Two masters, I dug it up with my own hands! Be sure to try it! Tu Shi clipped a few chopsticks to the two teachers, and he didn't eat them first, so as to see how the two of them reacted.
As soon as Yi Wuya ate it, he exclaimed: "This can be had, it actually smells of meat!" ”
On the contrary, Haiqing Zhenren frowned slightly. Tu Shi was worried, but he heard Haiqing Zhenren talking to himself: "Color is emptiness, emptiness is color, chicken fir and chicken, in fact, they are just skin, what it is in my heart, it is what it is, so there is no difference between meat and vegetarian." Cultivating for thousands of years, I actually know this truth for the first time, and it seems that cultivation is not yet at home. ”
Master, I didn't say you, you are such a decent Taoist priest, what kind of Buddhism is it! I'm really not afraid that the ancestor will be angry and use thunder in the sky to slash you, a bad disciple! Ay? A thousand years of monasticism? I must have misheard.
And then the meat comes up. Because Tu Shi was afraid that Haiqing Zhenren would not eat meat, he deliberately explained that the meat dishes in the late season should be put at the end of the season, so as not to seep the meat juice into the vegetarian dishes. The meat dish is made for Yi Wuya, but he has always loved meat, but now he is busy eating vegetables, and the meat has not touched a few chopsticks, so Tu Shi and Bao Jiwan have to eat more meat, so as not to waste it. This meal was not so much a thank-you banquet or a celebration banquet, but actually Bao Jiwan wanted to thank Tu Shi, so he brought a bottle of "red beans" and poured a full cup for everyone.
At the dinner table, Tu Shi opened the conversation box and talked about what he had seen and heard during this time. Let's start with the dead forest and the poison ivy empty nest.
Haiqing Zhenren commented: "The poison ivy nest is mostly underground, and the inside is bleak, if it weren't for your [Cangtong] officially entering the house, it would definitely not be pleased." Although the feather insect has a sharp eye, it is simply blind at night, but the night owl is born with a different species, and can see at night, and your second layer of [blue pupil] is to transform the human eye into the eye of the night owl. ”
Then he talked about the two villages of Fengmen Pass and Horseshoe Mountain. The two villages are far from the town and surrounded by poison ivy, so there are many dogs in the village, and as soon as the poison ivy lurks nearby, the alert dogs will bark and warn the villagers. This is also the experience accumulated in long-term insect control.
Then we talk about the poison ivy nest. Hai Qing Zhenren: "If you can kill the insects before being surrounded by poison ivy, you will never be so embarrassed." ”
I'm a warrior, and I don't know how to attack from a distance, how can I kill insects through a lot of poison ivy? The master was joking again.
Speaking of the village in the South China Sea, Tu Shi put down his chopsticks and said seriously: "Master, I heard the name Zhang Tianshi again. ”
"Zhengyi likes to help the world the most, and how many Zhang Tianshi who comes out to travel and help others by the way?" Haiqing Zhenren still didn't take Tu Shi's words to heart. "You have no evidence that Zhang Tianshi, who trained the monsters, is the same person as Zhang Tianshi, who rescued the drowning man."
Tu Shi frowned and thought carefully, and shouted: "Yuehua wine! Right! Yuehua wine, both Zhang Tianshi have Yuehua wine! One accidentally dropped a drop in the Toad King's mouth, and the other was to save the life of Old Man Lie! ”
Haiqing is really humane: "If my surname is Zhang and I also have Yuehua wine, then am I Zhang Tianshi?" Yuehua wine is not unique to any school, as long as you master the method of collecting Yuehua, everyone in the world can brew it by themselves. What's more, although Yuehua wine is called wine, it is actually Yuehua, not made of grains, and it will not be intoxicating at all, even if it is not good at the things in the cup, Daogu may bring a pot on her body. Yuehua wine can even be used to trade various herbs and pills with Taoist friends who don't know how to make wine, so there are strange people who specialize in winemaking. ”
Tu Shi had no choice but to accept this statement, and he followed the teacher's words and asked, "Master, is there anyone who specializes in brewing Yuehua wine?" Did he cultivate immortals or open a winery? ”
"Poor literature and rich martial arts," but Yi Wuya replied for Niu Bi: "It doesn't cost much to read, if you want to read, you can borrow books, copy books and endorse books, but those who practice martial arts have to buy medicinal materials to regulate their bodies, and they have to eat and drink well, which is not something that poor families can afford." In comparison, cultivation is even more difficult, I heard that the 'wealth and law land' are indispensable, and there are people who make wine for the elixir. ”
"Your Master Zuo is right. There are many disciples of the famous sect and nominal disciples to support, and the famous mountains and rivers are even more prosperous with incense and countless donations from believers, so they naturally do not worry about the items needed for practice. However, some casual cultivators have to worry about it, and they will do some chores that the monks don't bother to do or don't have time to do, in exchange for supplies. There are three people who are the best at brewing Yuehua wine in the world, one is the Hanjiang Suo of Lingyiling, Changbai Mountain, Jizhou, whose 'wind flower' is cold and cold, refreshing, and the second is the peony lady of Yongzhou Chang'an Baihuaguan, whose 'spring and autumn' charm is long and tear-jerking, and the third is Yangzhou West Lake Yanboke, whose 'heart' is sweet in the mouth, seemingly mild and harmless, but can get drunk and fall into the fairy family. These three are arguably the most prestigious of the winemakers, and many of them travel far and wide to ask for wine. After a hundred years of accumulation, Mrs. Peony also opened a hundred flowers view, but I don't know what happened to the other two now. ”
Tu Shi was fascinated when he heard it, it turned out that there were so many doorways for a small glass of Yuehua wine, which made him even more eager to travel to other places. He thought of the spices in the right master's room, and thought to himself that those things could add attribute value, and it must be a lot of money.
Haiqing Zhenren said again: "Of course, the most outstanding Yuehua wine is still the Emperor Flowing Pulp made in heaven, even if the three of them join forces, it is impossible to replicate this genius earth treasure." If you want to live to be one hundred and fifty years old, you can only drink the emperor's syrup. Eat, don't stop chopsticks. ”
Finally, let's talk about the station.
The post station established in the Cave Field before departure has long been officially operated, and players who have reached level 15 have begun to set their sights on the Cave Field, choosing to level up and explore here, and the post station can just replenish their consumption. I said before that the Qi family was an errand for the third young master to seek a post, but in fact, the Qi family wanted to say goodbye to the young master, but the mother's family felt that a man could not be said to have an official and a half-job, so the marriage was delayed for more than a year, and he was so anxious that the old man of the Qi family turned around, but he didn't expect to be sleepy and hit the pillow, but it happened that Tu Shi built a post station, so the third young master of the Qi family became a post master, and Tu Shi got the "carved boat", and they were all happy. When Tu Shi came back, he also met the third young master by the way, he had a good skin, but he didn't learn or know, it seems that there is no other way to get out of the palace than to spend money to be a postman.
However, this third young master is still quite knowledgeable about human feelings, and when he learned of Tu Shi's identity, he grabbed Tu Shi's hand and told Tu Shi and Bao Jiwan to come to his wedding banquet tomorrow. Tu Shi asked why he was in such a hurry, and the other party said that this was for the old grandmother. The ancients liked to superstitious these things, thinking that happy events could make people who were seriously ill recover; However, modern science has also shown that happy events can make patients feel good, and can indeed have a positive impact on the body's immunity. No wonder it will be called Bao Ji Wan, it turns out that the Qi family wants to be happy, the more people who come, the better, and this kind of thing can be done by rich people like them.
After eating, Haiqing Zhenren pointed at Bao Jiwan's forehead, and Bao Jiwan fainted without saying a word. Tu Shi hurriedly went to help: "Master, what are you doing here?" ”
"I'll erase the part of the Yuehua wine in his memory, lest he will come to you and me to ask for the Yuehua wine, and if he can't ask for it, he will hold a grudge against you."
Tu Shigang wanted to say that Bao Jiwan wouldn't do this, but after thinking about it, he didn't dare to pack a ticket. If you have a chance to prolong your life or that of your relatives and friends, you should try it before you stop. Although Bao Jiwan is not in love with his family, he is very family-oriented, just now Tu Shi also saw that he took a little white jade chicken fir and marinated it in red oil, and wanted to save it and take it home, so that his wife and children could feast on it. Thinking of this, he asked Master You: "It's okay to give him a little bit, right?" ”
"People's hearts are insatiable, if you want a little, you want more, and then you want a little, just like your master Zuo, endlessly."
(Yi Wuya: "Hey!") I've turned my face! ”)
"And Yuehua wine also has its limit to prolonging life, the number of people's life is already written on the book of life and death, Yuehua wine is not a rare elixir, it is a great creation to prolong life for five years, it is better to accumulate virtue and do good deeds, even if it can't be disease-free, at least it can shade the children and grandchildren."
Tu Shi laboriously helped Bao Jiwan to the stool: "Master, is there really a saying about the underworld and retribution?" ”
"The official government of the world only judges the grievances of the world, but the underworld can judge the grievances of all living beings during their lifetimes, so I asked you not to make a murder, and don't let people sue you below."
This feels a bit "Liao Zhai", a man in Tsing or a man in black ran out in a dream and said that you killed him, so how can it be ......
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At the time of the novice village......
At the first glance of Huang Qi, Tu Shi thought he saw a toad. This man's face was like a flat plate, his nostrils were facing the sky, his mouth was very large, and he could grin to the base of his ears, and his eyes were the size of peanuts and sesame seeds; The worst thing is that I don't know if I squeezed the pimples too much, his face was full of potholes, no wonder the nickname was "Pimple".
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"The toad jumped back into the pool with a bang, he didn't know how to water, he didn't dare to follow, find a stick to puncture the toad eggs on the shore, and listen to him say that they were all the size of eggs."
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Thinking back to this, Tu Shi had goosebumps all over his body. There can't really be such an evil door, when the father gave the toad eggs to the scourge, the son was plastic surgery to look like a toad?!
When Tu Shi looked at Haiqing Zhenren again, he felt that the teacher's whole body exuded a strong Buddhist light. This is exactly what it is:
Buddhism has always been a family, just like lotus leaves and lotus flowers; How can the sect be divided between inside and outside, and where can there be deviations in sentient beings. How can a boy know gold and jade, and it is strange to laugh at others; When you see cause and effect clearly, you will know that you are not as good as him.