"Isn't this the department managed by the Moon Old Immortal directly under the Heavenly Court, why is there such a dismantling office as you, and you are still writing four types of sticks and mandarin ducks?" A soft, soft voice sounded pleasantly in the room, not a question, but a curiosity.

"Girl, let me ask you, where are men and women going to get married?" A man with his legs on the table asked, at the long black desk.

"Of course, it's to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau!" The girl replied with a serious face.

"And where do you get divorced?" The man took a sip of tea and asked slowly.

"I'm also going to the Civil Affairs Bureau!"

The man immediately put his feet down, stood up and said to the girl in front of him who came to interview, "That's right." Yue Lao only cares about pulling the strings. You think that his old man is in charge of the marriage of more than a billion people in a big country alone, and now there are a lot of overseas parties, and if he wants to get a golden marriage abroad, he has to sneak away from other people's territory. He is more than eighty tens of thousands of years old, how can he deal with it. ”

"Uh-huh!" The girl nodded hurriedly.

"Horses stumble, men stumble...... man said.

"You're saying the opposite."

"You see, a person like me who is so strict will also make a slip of the tongue, not to mention a bad old man like Yue Lao, who can knit a sweater for the earth by collecting the wrong marriage thread." The man continued.

"Hee-hee, that's right." The girl laughed, her willow eyebrows and moon eyes, which were very moving.

The man stepped out of the long table and began to look the girl in front of him up and down.

The girl involuntarily used her hand to circle the hair that fell down from her chest.

"Let's get down to business, I'm going to recruit an assistant here to help me break up those dog men and women, do you have any specialty?" The man asked.

"I'm a dream fairy, I can explore dreams." The girl said.

"Okay, it's going to be Tanabata soon. It was the day when the demonic spirit was at its peak! Every twelve o'clock at night, when the moon is the brightest and coldest, demons and monsters all over the country will break through the shackles of the past, do all kinds of things that violate the morality of heaven and earth, and hurt those innocent single dogs under the melon field and the moon. At this time, our company will raise the mandarin duck stick to defend those tragic loss of dignity.

"Mandarin duck sticks will only be late, never absent!"

The girl was stunned when she heard this.

Why is Tanabata said to be as terrifying as the first seven?

But......

Go break up others!

It's a lot more fun than being a matchmaker!

"My name is Concubine Concubine, please advise me in the future." The girl showed two sharp and cute little tiger teeth.

"I'm a god, Zhu Mingtong. You have to call me Master. ”

"Okay, Nishito."

"You fairy from southern Fujian?"

"Hmm!"

……

For tens of thousands of years, Zhu Mingtong has been the commander of the light pole.

I think that when the old moon created the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, it was rumored to be a good story.

No one has ever known who the person who broke up the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is, if you really want to talk about it, he, the god of breaking God, needs to enjoy the same level of treatment as Yue Lao when he goes to the place.

It doesn't matter if it's an official position or something.

All in all, performance is a very important immortal assessment indicator, as love has become more and more free over the years, wild mandarin ducks are as as many as fleas, not to mention the hard work to dismantle, and it can't be dismantled at all.

Go downstairs to buy a bottle of mineral water, you can be in the elevator, the commissary, the corridor by those love dogs show their faces, your feelings are really not true, you have a bit of B number in your heart, don't go when Lao Tzu's mandarin duck stick has not yet hit, you yourself have already broken clean!

"Xihu, it's so lively outside, it seems that someone is playing acrobatics, don't we just have no work to do, go and see it?" The concubine little fairy said.

Acrobatics, crushing boulders in the chest, swallowing swords in the throat, what's so nice about these?

Zhu Ming opened the window and looked down.

His old office is in a ten-story commercial building, and the rent is 13,000 a month.

The other floors are all office buildings, including the 10th floor where he is located, and the next few rooms are the offices of other companies, and I don't know what they do, and I have never said hello.

It's very lively downstairs, there is a tenth floor, and you can hear the shouts below, but you can't hear it clearly when the windows are closed before.

"Don't, you're young, don't do such a stupid thing."

"What the hell is it for, hurry down, hurry down, there is nothing that can't be passed, if there is any problem, let's help solve it together."

"Didn't anyone go to the police, hurry up, this is the tenth floor, it's really gone if you fall down."

On the road, a large crowd formed a circle, shouting all the time to the people on the roof.

Zhu Mingtong was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously turned his head up.

This turn almost startled Zhu Mingtong.

A woman in her early twenties sat barefoot on the edge of the terrace, her head hanging down, her eyes staring blankly at the ground, and her face had no look at her!

What kind of acrobatics, this Nima is someone who wants to jump off the building!

No, there is a pair of legs next to it, a pair of long socks, shorts, a soft and wrinkled shirt on a hot day, and a black tasteless briefcase next to it.

Two people?

What the hell is this meowing to play martyrdom??

"You two bought Germany?" Zhu Mingtong was very close to her, so he asked casually.

"Nishito, why are you like this? Brother and sister, what kind of romantic genre do you have, do you enjoy the scorching sun at noon? "The little fairy concubine doesn't know when she came to the window. She learned from Zhu Mingtong, poked her head out, and twisted up to look at the woman on the edge of the rooftop.

Their office is on the 10th floor, one floor from the rooftop.

It's also fate, he was martyred in his office, and he didn't look at which immortal embassy in the world was the feng shui treasure here!

Want to die?

No way!

What's more, it's still martyrdom, isn't this the eternal story of your Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai?

didn't dismantle them at the beginning, which was the most shameful thing in Zhu Mingtong's immortal career.

"You two are going to be martyred, and your parents don't agree?" Zhu Mingtong began to get serious.

He doesn't smile when it comes to work.

"How do you know?" The man in the stockings was surprised and deliberately pushed his glasses.

"I am a psychologist, and I can judge a person's personality very much by their words and deeds. I see that your face lacks fire, the real number is not masculine enough, and you are more than cowardly. It's clear that he is a person who will not make up his mind, and if nothing else, the idea of martyrdom is not from you, but from the person next to you. Zhu Mingtong said.

After saying these words, the concubine on the side rubbed Zhu Mingtong with her elbow.