Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Interpreter of Human Drama

"Wukong, it's your turn to speak." Seeing that the scene was a little silent, Klin immediately realized that everyone was waiting for Wukong to speak, and hurriedly said: "Wukong, you say a word, and now everyone is waiting for you to give orders." ”

Sun Wukong's cleverness is only reflected in martial arts cultivation, and the rest of the aspects are typical Xiaobai, especially in social aspects, he is blank, he just looked at a few people around him with a confused face, and he didn't know why he wanted to speak?

But........ Since you want him to speak, let's talk about it, I saw that the big male protagonist of our Dragon Ball gasped, and then yelled at the Frieza battleship: "Hey, you haven't eaten!? ”

"Swing!" The warriors fell to their knees, and some fell directly from the air.

Convinced, completely convinced, speaking is talking, saying so pure, any social master or negotiator can't say this kind of thing, and will lose his job.

Friend, it's an alien on the other side, an alien!!

Can you not be so beautiful? We're at war with the alien colonists right now, and when you come up, you ask if they're eating? What if people say they haven't eaten it? Do you still want to order a takeout??

Ye Xun wiped the sweat from his forehead, Sun Wukong was really not surprised to say this, but this sentence was really stunned.

"Alas, the heavens will descend on the Si people, and they must first save the embarrassment and the main event." Thinking of this, Ye Xun raised his hand and said loudly: "In view of the fact that Sun Wukong is not good at dealing with the negotiation situation between the enemy and us for the time being, it is necessary for us to vote on the leader of this subway battle, I strongly recommend, let Doudou come?" ”

"No way!"

"You want to be beautiful!"

"Roll !!"

Almost at the same time, the warriors roared in unison, my day, everyone who used the ass knew that Doudou would definitely reflexively ask in the next second: "Brother Ye Xun, what do you think should be done?" ”

"I'm Nima, Ye Shao, it's too much!"

"Seriously, doesn't your conscience hurt?"

"Young Master Ye, don't pay attention to it! Everyone is a table person, can you not play like this? ”

Listening to the scolding around him, Ye Xun scolded back directly: "I'll talk about your mother's research, can you also recommend the candidate in your mind?" Doudou, let's go, we'll play by ourselves for a while, not with this group of people. ”

Everyone looked contemptuous, who cares if Ye Xun plays with everyone or not? Doudou is not the kind of little thorn that is easy to get along with, so I didn't expect him to cooperate well with everyone in the game.

But then there was an accident, Sun Wukong raised his hand with a serious face and said: "I recommend Ye Xun, I think he can definitely lead everyone out of the game." ”

"Huh?"

"I rub? Did I hear me right? ”

"Wukong-san, you are willing to fall!"

"God, give Kongkong an IQ that is proportional to his combat strength."

The martial artists' spit mode is wide open, Ye Xun doesn't know yet, it turns out that the spitting library of the warriors is so rich. Klin reminded in a low voice: "Wukong, this is Ye Xun, not Ye Chong, you can't mess around." ”

"There's no messing around, I seriously recommend Ye Xun, he is very powerful, haven't you all found out?" Sun Wukong said with a serious face, the warriors had to nod, it is indeed very powerful, this world's second master Doudou only listens to Ye Xun's words, the world's first master Sun Wukong focuses on recommending him, the world's third master Ye Zhong is his father, do you say this product is not powerful?

The question is, on what ground?!

Klin and Yamucha remained silent, and it was difficult to say anything for a while, but the relationship between the two of them and Ye Xun was not bad, since they did not support it, they did not oppose it, but the warriors ignored Ye Xun at all.

However, Tianjin Fan called everyone back with one sentence, "I said that before we elect a leader, we might as well ask the enemy in front of us if they are willing to talk to us." ”

Speaking reasonably, Ye Xun asked directly: "Romeo, I'll rub it, you kid want to wait for me to invite you out?" ”

"Don't!" Romeo ran towards the crowd in a hurry, he thought that the great god was reliable, and as soon as he came, he thought about himself, and really regarded him as his own, so moved that he was about to burst into tears.

Ye Xun's face suddenly changed, and he pointed at him and scolded loudly: "I heard that your kid has rebelled and become an alien leader party!" ”

"My day!" Romeo blurted out a dirty word, instantly felt a murderous aura enveloping him, and hurriedly explained: "No, this is Lord Joker who asked me to accurately lead the aliens here at this point in time, this is my task!" ”

"You fart! JOKER is not here, the mouth is long on your face, and you can say a J8! Ye Xun was cold, and gave Romeo a middle finger by the way.

Romeo burst into tears, he really wanted to yell at Ye Xun: "your whole family!" That's right, it's your whole family! Singled out! Singled out! ”

But he didn't dare, it was clear that Ye Xun was acting, but at this time, more exciting came, and the metal joker moved here instantly, attracting everyone's attention.

Romeo and Doudou looked at the metal JOKER for a moment, and then heard Ye Xun ask seriously: "Lord Joker, I strongly request that Romeo be arrested and interrogated, I suspect that he has betrayed our earth civilization!" ”

EVERYONE WAS STILL THINKING ABOUT IT, METAL JOKER LOOKED AT YE XUN AND SAID, "Romeo's mission is indeed given by me, although it is a little more than the outline, but you don't have to be hostile to Romeo, understand?" ”

LORD JOKER SAID SO, OF COURSE I UNDERSTOOD, BUT AT THIS TIME, YE XUN SAID VERY IGNORANTLY: "THAT'S NOT GOOD, WE HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FUTURE OF THE EARTH!" ”

Hey, you're almost done. Everyone looked at Ye Xun, full of surprise, stupid must you.

Romeo covered himself to prevent himself from crying, not afraid, but moved, he was personally experiencing the great god playing the double reed, what an honor, Ye Xun is simply an artist of virtue and art, and an interpreter of human drama.

METAL JOKER LOOKED AT YE XUN AND SCOLDED DIRECTLY: "JUST YOU TALK TOO MUCH, IF YOU WANT TO TALK NONSENSE AGAIN, I WILL TAKE BACK THE YE FAMILY'S AGENCY." ”

Seeing Ye Xun pretending to fail, the warriors were so happy that they couldn't help laughing; Sun Wukong was full of question marks, and he endured it without asking; Romeo had tears in his eyes and couldn't hold back his tears, it was so touching.

"Poof!" Ye Xiaotao squirted out a mouthful of Coke, she choked, Yu Youyou glanced at the metal JOKER, and then looked at Ye Xun, who was bored with himself, with a puzzled look in his eyes that ordinary people did not pay attention to.

METAL JOKER SHOUTED AT CAPTAIN KENEW, "BROTHER KINNEW, LET'S TALK, WE'RE NOT ENEMIES." ”

CAPTAIN KENYU PONDERED FOR A MOMENT, THEN TURNED ON THE RADIO AND SHOUTED, "MR. JOKER, AREN'T YOU FRIENDLY ENOUGH TO SURROUND US WITH DOZENS OF MASTERS?" ”

"Please, I said before, you should be low-key when you come to Earth, who let you move the cake of the earthlings? Moreover, the two big guys, Frieza and Gula, are very busy right now, so you might as well be bold and make a decision, how about it? ”

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