Chapter 256: The Moon Represents My Heart

The magpie is against the moon rabbit, the weaver girl is against Chang'e, the seventh day is against the fifteenth, and Chang'e runs to the moon to meet on the magpie bridge, absolutely absolutely.

Some talented people who are still thinking hard have given up their hands and admired, which is worthy of the Three Towns Country.

Shen Nan's body did not stop, and he flew upwards at an even speed without hurry, and soon the second test came.

"There is a new lotus in the small West Lake, and Tingting is five inches out of the water.

I know that the wind is light, and I can't bear to see that there are no ripples.

The fisherman encounters the early spring, and the remnants are two feet away from the roots.

By asking the talented students, the lotus was a little bit in the past.

How deep is the water under the lotus? ”

Burst! Shen Nan's face was strange and he coughed dryly, this poem can also embarrass elementary school students, and ordinary junior high school students will!

If the water depth is X, the load depth is X+5, and the load depth of "no ripples" becomes the hypotenuse of a right triangle. It can be solved by the Pythagorean theorem.

He waved his pen without hesitation. "Answer: 4.25 feet."

"So fast?" The rest of the talented people who were still thinking and meditating, and even took out their abacus to pull their eyes wide, reading poems, solving problems, and solving the three steps did not even take three breaths.

"I protest, his topic is too simple!" Immediately, a talented man shouted angrily.

"Maybe it's cheating." Someone immediately added fuel to the fire.

"Maybe the three poems of Zhenguo were prepared in advance."

As soon as the wind direction was pointed, most of the talented people fell one after another, which showed how many tons of critical damage Shen Nan had inflicted on them before.

The ox cart where the little prince was on the side, and an imperceptible sneer appeared on his face at this moment. "My father is really not wrong, those who win the hearts of the people win the world, maybe you have the appearance of an emperor, but you may not have the talent of an emperor, you are not sloppy, you are arrogant, and you are easy to lose public opinion."

Shen Nan didn't know that he was being broadcast live when he was asleep, and he also passively showed his affection and sprinkled a wave of golden dog food, and he had become a public enemy of talents.

Shen Nan glanced lazily at the most angry talents, and immediately nodded weakly. "Yes! I don't do things that I am not sure of, I don't fight fights that I am not sure of, I have done a good job in my mind hundreds of poems that have been passed on to the world, and there are several imperial poems! Just to deal with the moment of pretending to come at any time.

Several talented people are conceited, and Mr. Zhuge is the first strange woman in Datang, Miss Yue'er, the first stunner in Datang, Mo Fairy, and Miss Qinya, the first in Datang, oh! There is also the little prince competing for poetry on the same stage, and there is no need for any preparation for realization.

And the one who calls me a cheater, hehehe! Well, I confess, because Lord Wuhou and Lord Governor were not strict in management, I learned the topic in advance, and I also secretly copied three of their Zhenguo poems, en! Including the imperial poems made by Lord Wuhou, this genius thinks so! ”

Those few talented people who stirred up trouble couldn't help but change their faces greatly, although it was Shen Nan's nonsense, but their questioning, thinking about it, deduced it was like this. It's nothing to say that the two are not strictly managed, and it involves the martial marquis who is in charge of the real power and military power to do imperial poems, then the matter is a big deal.

Looking at the faces of Lord Wuhou and Lord Governor at the moment, several talented people hurriedly knelt down and said urgently. "Lord Wuhou, Lord Governor Mingjian, the villain didn't mean this, but... It's just that.. It's just that he doesn't accept Shen Ba's tricks. ”

The reason why Wuhou and the governor really had black faces was that Shen Nan forcibly pulled them into the water, this kid was too bold to even dare to say such a thing, if it weren't for the famous eight-trick senior who was a calf protector grinning at his side, they wouldn't have to teach this kid a lesson. But now, they can only stare at the lawless ruffian with a black face in the air, and the voice is threatening.

Shen Nan glanced lazily and disdainfully at a few talented people who knelt on the ground and were terrified, and then picked up the pen and drew the ghost talisman.

"No Sorrow"

Jealousy comes to the heart,

I'm afraid of being a dog.

Angry jackals,

Mourning drives people around. ”

After the poem, the talent rushed to seven feet eight, and the peak of Dafu was almost Mingzhou.

Shen Nan waved his sleeves, flew directly onto the ox cart, and lazily joked. "This poem is also written in advance knowing that the ox cart will give me the title of 'composing a poem with the title of negative emotions', and then arranging for you to come to me in advance."

A few kneeling geniuses turned pale, but they didn't dare to say a word more.

His original poems were recognized by his talents, and no one dared to respond, and Shen Nan's heart was happy. However, the inspiration for this kind of outburst is not always there, and he still has to rely on his predecessors to defend the problem. "This book boy is out of the joint guard, and you are optimistic about it."

With his cheekiness, he showed his ghost drawing talisman in public without shame, and he also read it while writing. "Shanglian is - this wood is from the firewood mountain, because of the fire smoke and sunset.

I will step down for those who come up, and don't disturb me and Zhou Zhuang for those who don't! Hahu~~~~! It's trapped me. ”

After the excitement and pleasure passed, the sleepy wine came to his heart, Shen Nan yawned and hung up the couplet, lying on the seat of the ox cart, Erlang's legs were high, and he fell asleep with his eyes closed.

Although the scholars and talents are not angry, they try to think hard and want to bombard this annoying guy on the upper and lower couplets, but they don't even have a clue after thinking for a long time, this is a split word couplet, and it is very easy to understand, as long as a little learned people can see the mystery of the upper couplet, but how to understand it, so that the talented people are more itchy, scratching their ears and cheeks are always incomprehensible.

Shen Nan wanted to squint for a while, but someone disagreed, and there was a plea for help from the young master Luo Yongxiao in his ears.

All right! Forget the IQ of this guy, it is almost impossible to pass the three levels of the oxcart by himself, and then knock the white-faced scholar off the stage, but fortunately, the difficulty of the three levels is equal to his three levels, and it didn't take much of his energy and time to help the young master of the pig-headed pass.

With Shen Ba as the backing, Luo Yongxiao immediately felt that the sky was falling, and he floated to the white-faced Confucian ox cart with his head held high. "In Luojialuo Yongxiao, Jinling, I have seen Lin Gongzi."

"It turned out to be Brother Luo, who has admired the name for a long time! Shen Ba of the Three Towns is your companion reading boy! The white-faced Confucian looked at him with mockery in his eyes and arched his hand.

"Although Shen Ba is my scholar, when it comes to learning, I sigh to myself!" From this point of view, Luo Yongxiao is also convinced by Shen Nan. "So Xiaosheng only dared to come to Lin Gongzi's side to attack."

The white-faced Confucian twitched, this is saying that he is not as good as Shen Nan, and it is rumored that this young master of the Luo family is not stupider than a pig? even secretly sarcastic people, and dared to challenge him.

"Since you are attacking, then Luo Gongzi, please answer the riddle of my poetry riddle first, and then come up with a poetry riddle!" He didn't bother to talk to Luo Yongxiao anymore, and said bluntly.

"The insects entered the phoenix nest and did not see the birds, the grass grew on the heads of the seven people, the drizzle fell on the top of the mountain, and half of the friends were gone.

The riddle of Lin Gongzi's poem is 'Wind and Snow Moon', I don't know if I'm right? Luo Yongxiao said confidently.

This riddle is not difficult to guess, many talented people can guess it, but the difficulty lies in how to make a riddle by themselves to stump the other party.

The poetry riddle is actually very easy to guess, and the strategy of the white-faced scholar is very simple, that is, the procrastination trick, and if the other party answers the poetry riddle, it is a tie. The opponent is not considered to have succeeded in the attack, he still takes the initiative, resets a topic to defend, occupies an invincible position, and can also show his erudition, why not?

Don't say it's unfair, people can take the lead to have this advantage, if you don't accept it, you can't stump him with poetry riddles!

So Luo Yongxiao asked the question, he looked at the opposite Yaotai, but he didn't know who he was looking at because of his confused eyes.

"The days are long and the nights are short,

There are few people coming from the heights,

One person roams the prairn,

Ten men with long feet and robes,

The swan has flown and the bird has flew,

There is no point in cooking wine with a white spoon,

There is a hook and three points of rain in the air.

Guess the word. ”

The white-faced Confucian thought for a moment, his brows furrowed deeper and deeper, this poem, there are a lot of words that can be split and combined, but he always feels that it is not so simple, there should be an organ that he didn't expect.

"Huh! I didn't expect that the talent of the Luo family was not bad. ”

"yes, yes! A scholar with three towns, the young master's knowledge is naturally not too bad. ”

"I heard that when I was in Fang City, the Luo family also launched a lost elixir for awakening and beautifying the face, and the Luo family in Jinling is not simple!"

The talents have labeled the Jinling Luo family as a non-negligible label in their hearts.

Wuhou and the governor temporarily put aside their troubles and immersed themselves in the pleasure of the Qixi Poetry Competition, they only paid attention to those few people, Shen Nan's transmission to Luo Yongxiao naturally couldn't hide from them, and the two of them only thought for a moment and had the answer.

"Tsk! Shen Boy is also interested in that Oiran! ”

"Poetry riddles are easy to guess, but pairs are difficult to match. Brother Zhuge is known as the world's first talent, but is there a good right? The Governor asked with a smile.

Wu Hou shook his head with a smile. "It's difficult, I don't know where he found it, I'm afraid it's absolute, I don't have a clue for the time being."

"Yes! If it weren't for the connection, I'd be a little eyebrow-raising... Don't say it! ”

This is the place where Shen Nan's 'intentions are sinister', originally the upper link was just 'this wood is out of the firewood mountain' is only a pair of guessing words, and 'because of the fire and smoke' is the lower link. But the upper and lower links were connected by him to make the upper link, from wood to fire, to wood to make fire, the difficulty increased geometrically, not to mention Wuhou, even the rebirth of the Dragon Ancestor could not be right.

The airport royal sister looked at it with a smile, she has lived for so long, she has never seen anything, and she is naturally not low in these word games, but her heart is not on this, and she is very satisfied with the future apprentice stumping the little monkey and the little fox.

When Luo Yongxiao was embarrassed by the white-faced Confucian student, Xie Shuyuan successfully passed the three levels of the oxcart with his own skills, and floated to the front of the oxcart of Long Baichuan and bowed politely. "I've seen the little prince, today's Chinese Valentine's Day, in order to seek a red face, if there is something offended, I still look at Haihan."

The little prince humbly returned the salute. "Gongzi Xie is serious, I am not a nobleman in the palace here, just a scholar, we are competing with what we learn on weekdays and what we think today." He wants to chase after other people's sisters, and his attitude is naturally very good.

Xie Shuyuan smiled faintly, his lips were red and his teeth were white. "The couplet of the little prince is - to visit the West Lake, mention the tin pot, and the tin pot will drop the West Lake, and it is a pity that the tin pot will be lost.

The next link I am right is - looking for Jinshi, meeting myopia, myopia in Jinshi, all myopia. ”

The smile on the little prince's face changed slightly, but he quickly hid it, stroked his palms and laughed and praised. "Gongzi Xie is really good at learning, and in time, he will be able to take off the name of the number one talent in Jiangnan!"

"The little prince praised it falsely! I'm still far away! Xie Shuyuan waved his hand modestly. The next thing is for me to make a pair, please take it from the little prince. ”

"Please!" The little prince's smiling expression was slightly restrained, but he was also confident in his own talents, the so-called literary no first, no second, which literati is not confident in himself.

"My uplink is - freezing rain sprinkled window, two o'clock in the east, three o'clock in the west." Xie Shuyuan stopped and looked at the little prince with a smile.