Shen Nan asked mysteriously, looking at the little dragon girl. "Are you worthy of this couplet?"

"What's this..."Xiaolongnu seems to be an expert in this, and immediately reacted, this couplet seems to be just a village girl 'a burden of heavy mud blocking the scholar's road', but the fact is that this is indeed a pun, heavy mud and Zhong Ni homonym, Zhong Ni is Confucius, and Zi Lu is a disciple of Confucius, a pun and suitable for the situation, it is not difficult.

The Confucian sages and sages of the Tang Dynasty are not much different from Shen Nan's cognition, and I don't know if it is Long Aotian's handiwork, or if there is another mystery.

The little dragon girl clapped her hands and praised: "Wonderful! This pair is so wonderful, I'm afraid I won't be right for a short time, so how is the scholar right? ”

Shen Nan smiled. "That scholar is smarter than you, and he instantly saw through the pun of this pair, but the village girl pair is indeed a little difficult, and he fell into deep thought.

The villagers in the fields saw that the village girl had stumped the arrogant scholar, and they all gave a thumbs up and laughed and applauded. The scholar suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and pointed to the villagers in the field and laughed. At the end of the sentence, Shen Nan's voice raised an octave, and he said word by word. 'Two-shore-husband-son-smile-face-back'"

The masters on both sides of the strait smiled back! Confucius to the master, Zilu to Yan Hui. The little dragon girl murmured, her eyes were crystal excited, and she couldn't help but applaud. The upper link is wonderful, the lower link is also wonderful, why have you never heard of such a good union? And who are the scholars and village girls in the story? Such a talent must not be an unknown person! ”

"Don't worry, the story isn't over yet. After the scholar went out to work neatly, the village girl was convinced, and turned around to go to the field. The scholar laughed first, took off his shoes and socks, and led the horse down to the mud field.

The village girl asked suspiciously, 'Why is this son willing to give way again?' ’

The scholar smiled casually, 'I think the girl deserves my way.' ’

The village girl smiled and groaned, so she took this opportunity to meet and finally fell in love, and lived a happy life. ”

"This is the end of the story, so may I ask Xiaolong, what insights have you gained from it? Please stand up and answer as a sign of respect for me, okay? ”

Xiaolongnu ignored his nonsense, nodded with a smile: "This story is very good, it vividly contains the philosophy of life, if you tell it to children, it can not only teach them not to be arrogant, to know how to be humble, but also to contact interesting and good associations to improve their interest, and the happy ending is also more suitable for children." ”

"You're missing the point! It is also the most basic point. Shen Nan sighed with a look of disappointment and regret, just like a gentleman who was dissatisfied with his disciple's answer.

The little dragon girl cooperated. "Please sir."

Shen Nan pointed out solemnly and rigorously. "The focus is on appearance, if the man is not handsome and the woman is not pretty, the ending of this story may not be so beautiful, and even when the two meet each other, they will not be so absolutely good together, so the fundamental focus is to be handsome, and this fundamental point must be told to your children."

“.... Shen Nan, if I really have a child, I will never let you get close to him within ten meters. ”

"Hahahaha...."

"Hehehe!" The little dragon girl also laughed, although this guy is always so out of tune, but he can relax when he talks to him, and he can always laugh inadvertently, how does his mouth look like.

"Alright, now it's your turn."

"You haven't answered my question yet? Since I want to call you sir, then at least give me the answer to your doubts! ”

"Was it revealed shortly after the beginning? I don't have any reasoning ability, and I'm so disappointed with you, sir. That scholar is as talented as me, as handsome as me, naturally based on me, you didn't pass that couplet naturally because it was my original, and this final ending obviously hasn't happened to me yet, so isn't there only one truth?

Murderer...... Ahem, this is the first beautiful fantasy scene I saw in my life, have I been amazed? ”

"Huh!" The little dragon girl didn't comment, her eyes narrowed, and the corners of her mouth hooked without a trace. "It's my turn to tell stories.

Once upon a time, a woman dressed in white and red hair came to a calm and peaceful village. (Shen Nan: Drifting is not beautiful.) ）

... This woman is delicate, gentle and lovely. She came to this village because of her love for Danqing, because it is rumored that a Danqing master lived in seclusion here. (Shen Nan: Did you have an adulterous affair in the end?) ）

Quiet, do you want to hear it? Interrupt me again and punish you for hitting your palms with a ruler.

As soon as the woman arrived at the gate of the village, she saw an elegant man painting at the entrance of the village. Master Danqing saw that she was thousands of miles away and sincerely studying, so he accepted her as an apprentice.

Master Danqing wanted to test her level, so he said

'Just draw a picture of the green grass and green flowers and green water in front of you, and let me know how good you are now?' ’

The woman readily agreed, picked up the brush and painted on the slightly yellowed paper. Just sketching a few strokes, the woman frowned slightly, the weight and texture of the brush and the touch of the paper made the woman very unaccustomed.

So she asked suspiciously, 'Master, what kind of pen is this?' What paper? It's not easy to use. ’

Master Danqing smiled and replied, "This paper is my painstaking effort, I made it myself, and after you get used to it, you will find that they are used to draw people, especially charm." Bring it to me, and I'll show you. ’

Master Danqing gently held the woman's hand and taught her the correct way to use the paper.

The woman's cheeks were slightly red, and she studied very seriously, and Master Danqing taught her very seriously. Little by little, the time passed, and soon it was early afternoon. It wasn't until Danqing was insufficient that one teacher and one apprentice stopped.

Close to Master Danqing, the woman could even smell the smell of him, but what made her wonder was that the smell was not the familiar Danqing smell, but the musty smell that had not been cleaned for a long time.

The woman thought that this was the master's concentration on painting for many days without cleaning, but she frowned and didn't take it to heart.

(Shen Nan: Wait, how do I feel that this story has changed from a youth romance drama to something else.) ）

Master Danqing smiled and said, "You go to the village to buy some cinnabar Danqing and come back, and finish this landscape today!" ’

The woman agreed, respectfully blessed Master Danqing, and walked towards the village.

The purpose of the village is like the peaceful scene imagined by the woman, the elderly, children, women, as well as teenagers and girls, middle-aged men and women, all with a leisurely smile or get together to chat, or walk dogs and cockfights, or play and play, as if this village has no troubles and no struggles, it is really like a paradise.

However, for some reason, women always have a sense of disobedience, but they can't say it.

(Shen Nan was frightened: You.. You're unexpectedly.. ）