Chapter 350: Principal Charles who wants to add a pair of chopsticks
Charles is the principal of the city's science and technology high school, although he is also called Charles, and he is also known as Professor Charles, but he has nothing to do with Professor X. Principal Charles is just 50 years old this year, and when you see him, you know that he is a standard white elite, with a slight fat but absolutely not fat medium build, short semi-Mediterranean hair with a receding hairline, a gold-rimmed pair of glasses hanging from the bridge of his nose, a white shirt and a black plaid suit, a red tie and brown leather shoes.
As usual, after parking his Dodge car in the principal's exclusive parking space, he decided to take a walk around the school building to explore his own turf.
It's just that today seems to be a little special, just came to the garden path behind Building 2, he smelled a strange aroma, but it was definitely not a floral fragrance, and the floral fragrance would not make people only drool when they smelled it.
Thinking like this, Principal Charles sneaked over the morning glory vines and quietly poked his head into the window.
"Hum, hum......"
“oh,my god! What a big fat pig! ”
As soon as Principal Charles wanted to look inside, there was a huge black spotted white pig's head, which also happened to look out of the floor-to-ceiling window, and one person and one pig happened to look at each other.
"How come there are fat pigs in the school?"
As soon as this sentence came out, Principal Charles slapped his head again and greeted the big fat pig: "This is the clone community... Hi Helen, what a beauty, how is the baby in your belly? ”
"Very good, very healthy!"
Of course, it can't be Helen, the mother pig, Maya has long sensed the arrival of Principal Charles, and she didn't expect to greet him, just seeing him talking to the mother pig there, it would be really rude if she didn't come again.
"Good morning, Principal Charles, I'm Maya Hansen, the president of this clone society."
Seeing Maya, Principal Charles was not embarrassed, and walked over directly and said, "Maya, although we haven't chatted alone, after all, we have met several times, you don't have to be restrained, I'll just take a look." ”
Maya looked at her wet hair, the T-shirt with Jackson's face on it, jeans and open-toed slippers, uh, and the rice bowl in her left hand, and the chopsticks in her right hand.
The elder stayed up late to do experiments, and after checking Helen's condition at 6 o'clock in the morning, he rested for two hours, and then took a shower, changed his clothes and had breakfast!
"Okay, headmaster, take your time, or I'll open the iron door and you'll feed Helen?"
Maya thought that Principal Charles wanted to see her research, so she handed him a piece of chaff cake that she had specially prepared for him to "communicate" with Helen up close.
Principal Charles was not polite, took the chaff, and walked to the edge of the iron fence to feed Helen, the mother pig.
While feeding the pigs, he also chatted with Maya, "You spent the night in the lab?" ”
"Yes, the first week or two was the dangerous period of Helen's pregnancy, and the people of our community took turns to take care of her."
"There is no bathroom in the lab, and the gymnasium is not open, how do you take a shower?"
The smell of shower gel on Maya's body was obvious, and Principal Charles could smell it at once.
"It's very simple, in the bathroom, I make a self-made shower head out of a can, use a bucket as a water storage tank, and then pour hot water."
President Maya said as she took a small bite of her meal.
Principal Charles looked at the "hot pot" on the experimental table, and couldn't help but ask with a twitching face: "Is it really okay for you to use an alcohol lamp as a gas stove and a beaker as a pot?" Even if you don't eat at school at night, McDonald's is not far from the school, but it's a matter of walking a few more steps... In any case, it's easier than doing it yourself, well, cooking! ”
"Principal Charles, you've been to a Chinese restaurant too, haven't you? Where is the hot pot not made of solid alcohol? As for this large 1.5L beaker, it's brand new and I've washed it several times! ”
The chaff in Principal Charles's hand was almost uncontrollable, Miss, is this a question of whether it is clean or not? You are the president of the student council, so you should pay attention to the influence!
Without waiting for Principal Charles to answer, the elder said again: "Besides, you can smell it, my fresh mutton hot pot is obviously much better than McDonald's... Even in mid-September, the cold dew is still heavy in the early morning, and it was hard for me to stay up late last night, as the so-called life is to be kind to yourself, no, this morning I made a light taste of shiitake mushroom shabu mutton. I have specially prepared it according to the ancient Chinese recipe, nourishing yin and replenishing yang tastes good, after eating the spirit is great, today can work for another day! ”
You little girl will say nonsense, you yourself are a little scientist, but you are still superstitious about ancient Chinese recipes, and you also nourish yin and yang, do you want to be so exaggerated?
"Well, in that case, why don't you add me a pair of chopsticks, let me try it and see if it's as delicious as you say."
Half an hour later......
"Maya, you, Hiccup, what difficulties you encounter in the future, Hiccup, whether it's experimental, or community, Hiccup, you can come to me, I'm also an honorary professor at the School of Biology at Imperial University."
At this time, President Charles was sitting on the sofa in the president's office with a shy stomach, and he was chatting with President Maya.
When Maya heard this, she couldn't help but feel moved, thinking of what she had sold to Hammer yesterday, so she opened the cabinet, took out a box of gray-black things that resembled biscuits, handed them to him, and said, "Principal Charles, you try this first, these biscuits are also made by me, specially for consumption." ”
Principal Charles didn't shirk when he saw the biscuits, picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, and said while chewing: "I'm full, but since you made it, I'll give it a try... Hmm, the taste is good, but the taste is a little light, for consumption? I added hawthorn to it, but I didn't eat it? ”
President Maya explained: "Without hawthorn, didn't I make some chaff cakes for Helen? I see a lot of raw materials, so I specially use some barley, grain bran husks, plus corn and other grains and grains, and bake them together. ”
"Poof... Ahem, uh... Uh, hat? ”
Principal Charles squirted out a mouthful of biscuit crumbs, with a look of disbelief on his face, raised half a biscuit in his hand, and asked, "You gave me pig food?" ”
President Maya rolled her eyes and said, "Pigs also eat apples, and apples are pig food?" Dogs also eat meat bones, meat bones are dog food? Headmaster, I just ask you, are these cookies delicious? ”
"This, this ......"
Principal Charles hesitated for a while, but finally nodded honestly and admitted: "Although it is a chaff cake, the taste is acceptable, but can these things be eaten?" ”
"Headmaster, you are also a doctor of biology, are the above things poisonous, or harmful to the human body?"
"It's not poisonous or harmful, it's just that I can't accept it." 166 Reading Network