Not all options are easy, though. A teacher in the Department of Philosophy asked the students, "Would you rather take an open-book exam or a closed-book exam?" After discussion, everyone chose to open the book, and felt that they could copy some points. After going back, I learned that the closed book of the brothers' class, the exam time was arranged, they also took the exam first, and after the exam, they hurried to inquire about the topic, and they also said: "No, it's very difficult, you dare to choose the open book, you must be dead, and you won't be able to copy the book when the time comes...... and wait for the exam, only to find the same paper." After the results, the brother class was arrested a lot, angry, and went to the old man to theorize, and the old man said: "You chose the closed book yourself, and I didn't say that the paper is different." ”

When Zeng Fangyu was taking the legal foundation test, he was in the same examination room as Zhao Weiyang and Zhao Dayue, and he sat relatively close to Zhao Dayue. Because he wanted to take advantage of the exam and waited for the final answer to find a good answer, he went to sleep and reminded Zhao Dayue to call him when the time came. But because Zhao Dayue saw the figure of Jiang Guizhi, the goddess in his dream, appear outside the window, he hurriedly handed over the file and ran out, forgetting to wake up Zeng Fangyu.

When Zeng Fangyu woke up, he looked at his watch and found that there were still five minutes to hand in the papers, and he was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks. He hurriedly looked back and forth, left and right, and found that the classmates behind him had finished the papers and put them on the table and left, and before he could write his name, he took it and wrote his name and handed it in.

The most amazing thing is a buddy who never goes to class, and before the exam, he invited a classmate who sat in front of him and had a good grade to eat for three days in a row. The classmate finally agreed to let him copy as much as he wanted. So, the strongman copied his classmates' test papers from beginning to end. After handing in the exam papers, he asked his classmates very mysteriously: "Why do you have to write a lot of words for that big question first, then draw a big box and a big cross, and then write a paragraph?" Are there any format rules? The people who heard it fainted one after another, and it turned out that the classmate had answered for a long time and found that he was wrong, crossed it out and wrote it again, and his old man actually copied it all meticulously.

The English test is a big problem in the 608 dormitory. Fortunately, there are more multiple-choice questions in the English test, and everyone stared at Zhao Weiyang's answer sheet, and reluctantly copied the answers to dozens of multiple-choice questions, and it was no problem to pass.

The hard part is the English speaking test. To be admitted, you have to work in groups of two and answer questions in English. Fang Xin and Zhao Dayue's duo had poor spoken English, so they set up a plan. During the oral test, the two asked each other about their lives, addresses, weather, and so on. Although a lot of points were deducted because the content was wrong, it was barely fluent. It was not easy for the English teacher to look at two people, so he asked each other's names many times, and gave them 3 points in the oral test of 10 points.

If you want to say sharp, count Su Yu. In order to cope with the literary theory exam, he bought a box of embroidery needles and engraved the content of the exam on his desk in advance. He carved for an afternoon, blunt N needles, and finally his hands became numb, and then he threw a book and took a seat on the table. Zhao Weiyang thought that the desk would become a piece that the junior brothers and sisters would seize in the future.

Zhang Danqing has been a little absent-minded recently, and he has not prepared well for the exam, thinking that he is dead and ready to retake the fee. When I came to the examination room and sat in a daze, the invigilator asked everyone to change seats. Zhang Danqing went to the new seat and sat down to take a look, wow, haha, there were many exam contents engraved on the table, and they were carved completely. looked around and found that Su Yu was staring at him with fire-breathing eyes. So, Zhang Danqing smeared the rolls without danger.

There is also a strong man who also has an amazing performance in the English test. The English test is divided into AB papers, and most of them are multiple-choice questions. The strongman finally got the answer in the last 10 minutes, and suddenly found that the answer was in roll A, and his paper was in volume B. It's too late to find any other answers. He looked down and thought for a minute, but then began to copy. After copying it, he tore the "B" on the corner of the answer sheet, wrote an "A", and handed it in. The score is out, 60 points...... The class threw themselves at him.

Because of the cold weather, many of my classmates caught a cold. In the examination room invigilated by Yue Buqun, one of the "Four Famous Catches", a student with a cold took a blank homework book and blew his nose. Halfway through the exam, the head of the grade inspected and saw a few folded pieces of paper on his desk, so he opened them for inspection. Everyone who saw it began to snicker. Unexpectedly, after the director found out that one was not, he patiently opened all the notes and read them, and the audience went crazy.

Back in the dormitory in the evening, Zhao Dayue said that there were twins in the School of Physics, one with good grades and the other with poor grades. When the exam is 65 minutes in progress, one person submits the paper, and then, one person goes to the toilet to hand in the paper and continues to come in for the exam!

The students of the conservatory are all beautiful women, and during the exam, a girl was arrested, and the invigilator confiscated the admission ticket, and ordered her to pack up her things and leave the examination room. The girl lay on the table, slowly, her shoulders began to shrug one by one, the invigilator was an old man, and when she saw the situation, she walked over and comforted: "It's okay, it's not that all subjects won't let you take the test, go back, ah?" The girl actually started crying gradually, and the old man looked at the situation and said, "Don't cry, don't cry, okay, I'll give you back the admission ticket, it's not your cheating, okay?" The girl ignored her, and began to cry, snot and tears, and the old man was frightened, and leaned over and said, "Or...... Let's copy some more ......? ”

There is a merciful teacher than this. The examination time of the mathematics department is usually two hours, and one of the exams is invigilated by the teacher. The teacher shook his head while invigilating the exam: "It's all taught in class, and it's not difficult, but it's all done wrong." Did you bring the book? Take a good look at the book! It was almost time, and he announced, "Half an hour longer." After walking around for another ten minutes or so, he said, "How do you learn, you are doing everything wrong when you look at the book." It's not right for you to choose C for this question, you should ...... it like this." Turned around and went to the podium to start explaining the board, wrote a blackboard, and then clapped his hands: "Extend it for another half an hour......

Of course, beauty can sometimes bring trouble. At Normal University, there are many young teachers, and the invigilation is generally boring, so I look at girls. There are a lot of beautiful girls in the conservatory, but the results in the cultural class are not very good, so the consequences can be imagined. In an exam, the courtyard flower of the conservatory of music is very beautiful, belongs to the particularly glamorous kind, very famous, the young teachers of the whole building have borrowed the excuse to come and see a circle, poor the girl's pocket of the small strip, one did not take out, had to hand in the blank paper, and was visited by the teachers again.

Later, the school found that cheating was prevalent, so it introduced a measure, that is, the invigilator caught a cheating teacher can reward 200 yuan. As a result, a teacher once caught a girl copying a note, just as the teacher was about to receive the award with the results, the girl rushed forward, took back the note and swallowed it in one gulp, the teacher was stunned, and only said after a while: "You are more powerful than the underground party before liberation!" ”

In short, at the end of the term, no matter who it is, it is not easy.

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