However, among all the boring freshmen, the Chinese language and literature major in the Faculty of Arts (that is, the Department of Chinese in the traditional sense) is relatively relaxed. The teacher is not very strict, which is convenient for skipping class, and the sequelae of skipping class are very small, so there is no need to make up for homework; The content of the course is relaxed, especially the history of literature, and for many young writers, they can pass the exam without studying. However, the main reason lies in the teachers of the Faculty of Letters.

As the strongest college of the Normal University, the large group of professors, researchers, associate professors and associate researchers of the Faculty of Arts are all angry and even angry. In their classrooms, there are often more discourses outside of professional classes than explanations of knowledge, some of which are widely circulated on campus and online.

For example, a professor who studies women's literature often sighs: "Students, you are all laymen! I've met Kitajima, he's not very talkative, and everyone in our circle calls him Old Wood. This makes the students sigh that it is good to be a layman;

The professor, who was rated as the cultural elite of Qilu, often recalls and reveals: "Who said that the post-80s generation is not patriotic? When the post-80s generation was born, it was when the country was rich and the people were strong, how could they not be patriotic? You are not like us at that time, the memories of our generation, alas, are all concentrated on Chinese football! At that time, the team of a small country played with the Chinese team, and the Chinese team played more than 20 to 0, and the Chinese team couldn't hold it on the field. Later, whenever the Chinese men's football team lost and the electric kettles were constantly thrown between the various dormitory buildings, everyone would think of what the professor said, and they were deeply related.

An associate professor who once studied at Fudan University and once mixed in the Ten Mile Ocean Field, claiming to be Zhou Libo's family, likes to comment on news figures: "Everyone says they like Yu Dan, oh, I think Yu Dan is a monster, a monster who can make money." The "Thirteen Classics" is the "Five Classics" in the "Four Books and Five Classics", plus ...... Plus...... Plus...... "Eight Classics"!" This makes everyone sigh that when this associate professor chose literature, there was one more writer and one less mathematician in the world, and he was a mathematician who was very likely to overcome Goldbach's conjecture.

Another professor put it succinctly: "Yu Dan! Who the hell are you wearing a pair of pants with! Later, after class, a student shouted: ", go back and lock the cabinet quickly, don't let Yu Dan steal his pants ......"

A good professor likes to answer students' questions: "I don't understand, students, what don't you understand?" This makes everyone realize that the highest level of learning is to make yourself incomprehensible. This professor's depth of thinking and profound knowledge can be seen from this! What impressed Zhao Weiyang the most was his other words: "Classmate, let's say we figure this out!" Come, talk about your next question. ”

Another professor likes to tell horror stories in class: "That lewd intestine flowed all over the ground...... which made the hearts of all the girls tighten.

A female professor who studies ancient poetry likes to shake a paper fan in the middle of winter. He admires Su Dongpo very much, and every time he talks about Su Dongpo's interesting stories, he ends with such a sentence: "Hehe, it's so funny." Li Gaochao came to a theory from this, it is not difficult for a person to be knowledgeable, but it is difficult to have profound knowledge and an eternally young heart.

One researcher was hailed as "Braveheart". He used to say, "Man is not an animal at all!" Not a word in the textbook is right! ”

A professor of aesthetics follows the ancient Chinese style of teaching: "Look at this nude, it's beautiful, it's wonderful!" This led all the students to study the beauty of Greek sculpture. It was under the inspiration of this professor that Zhang Cheng began to take Western oil painting courses, and indulged in it.

However, compared with all the professors mentioned above, Professor Jin, who teaches calligraphy such as Zhao Weiyang, not only has the most famous sayings, but also has the most impression on students.

The afternoon class is a computer and the class is held in the computer room.

When Zhao Weiyang and others first entered the school, everyone was extremely eager to go to the computer room to take classes, and they could secretly play "Table Pinball", "FreeCell", "Red Hearts" or "Minesweeper". Later, after everyone came into contact with the Internet café, the computer room without network cables and outdated machines could no longer arouse everyone's appetite. Later, everyone found that going to the Internet café to play games is also conducive to improving the level of the computer, especially QQ chat, and at the same time open a dozen windows, and soon the typing speed can be trained to "snap". As a result, the older the people go to the computer room, the fewer people go to class. Occasionally, everyone bumps into one, and there is a boy who spoofs maliciously: "Go to the chicken?" In the end, everyone was embarrassed to go.

However, the teacher who teaches computer classes has a gentle personality, and the students love to go or not, and they love to learn but not to learn, and he always does programming on his high-configuration computer to earn extra money to support his family. There are few students who go to the computer room to attend classes, and there are fewer students who come to ask for advice on how to solve the crash problem, and he is happy to be idle. A few weeks later, when everyone knew that they were going to pass the second level of computer science, they needed to study on their own, and they couldn't learn the relevant content in class, and the guilt of not going to class disappeared, and the computer class finally became a decoration.

After a unanimous vote, everyone did not go to class. At this time, the whole dormitory often has some activities, and filling the stomach at noon is the premise of doing a good job.

As soon as I got off the building, a few people saw a girl standing on the billboard in front of the dormitory building, browsing the colorful advertisements on the billboard. The girl occasionally glanced at the intersection on the side, probably waiting for someone.

"Wow! Super beauty! Su Yu shouted.

"Sure enough! No, I'm going to faint! Lei Yu also said excitedly.

Zhao Weiyang's gaze was also attracted. This girl is about 1.7 meters tall, with a perfect figure, long hair, and a sweet smile on her face, giving people a feeling of affinity. However, for most boys, the most attractive thing about this girl is her proudly erect in front and round and upright in the back.

Seeing such a beautiful woman standing not far away, the boys passing by couldn't help but slow down, and couldn't take their eyes off this girl.

"Old five, go up and talk to you?" Seeing Zhao Dayue swallowing saliva, Zhang Danqing said. In normal times, when you meet a beautiful woman, Zhao Dayue is often the first to go up and greet her. If you meet a handsome guy, only he is willing to say hello.

Zhao Dayue swallowed his saliva and said, "With such a beauty, a simple pick-up trick doesn't work at all." If you use the usual means, you will definitely be looked down upon by this beauty, and it will be difficult to have further contact opportunities in the future. Therefore, everyone should take a long-term view. ”