"I don't want to work hard, where are you, rich woman? Why didn't you come to me yet? I want a beautiful voice, sweet breasts, big waist, thin buttocks, more water, more life, so non-clingy rich woman, ahh

With a scream, Simon suddenly woke up from his dream. The hand subconsciously touched between his legs, and a miserable smile appeared on his face: "Dalong still hasn't come back." ”

"My big dragon, come back soon~ I can't bear it alone~" he, or her, sat in the corner of the kitchen, singing sadly. It's like the Stephen Zhou who thought he had lost the double-knife turkey and sang "Love and righteousness are worth a thousand gold" in the Shaolin Temple.

She wished that her big dragon could be like the two-knife turkey, and one day she suddenly came back and said to her, "Brother, I'm not dead, I just went for a circumcision and sharpened my skin." ”

However, the reality is cruel.

"Why is this happening?"

If you think about it carefully, everything is the same time back then. He had nothing to do at home, and shouted "I don't want to work hard, where is the rich woman", and the result was inexplicably crossed.

At first, he was quite happy, because he was at the lowest point in his life, his job was fired, he didn't have a girlfriend at the age of 32, and he was hit by a BMW for no reason while walking on the street, and he really didn't want this kind of life at all.

As a dead house addicted to the second dimension, he is no stranger to crossing at all, but he still yearns for it.

However, he never imagined that the price of crossing would be so great. If he knew that he would lose the big dragon, he would never want to cross it.

Dalong didn't have it, anyway, it hasn't come in handy for more than thirty years, and it doesn't actually have much impact on her life.

More pit is yet to come.

This body of hers was indeed a rich woman when she first crossed over, the kind that was rich enough to rival the country.

When she finally accepted the reality and was ready to let money corrupt her will, she suddenly found that 100 years had passed.

Others only need to say "I will help you avenge your hatred" to fuse their new bodies, but she has slept for 100 years!

In 100 years, things are not people, and all the silver tickets in her coffin have become waste paper. Because the money bank where she saved money had long since closed down during a war.

Is this still a snake?

crossed over, but the poor are still poor, the big dragon is gone, and the blood is lost!

After waking up, she has nothing but to slowly integrate into society. Fortunately, with the help of nobles, she successfully got rid of the black household and became an ordinary office worker. But that's all, she is now a kindergarten teacher, and her salary is so small every month, and it is difficult to barely keep enough food and clothing.

She was looking for food in the kitchen just now, but accidentally fell asleep (starving).

Oh yes, forgot to say that.

Simon Qing's current body ...... It's a zombie. Immortal, immortal, but hungry.

She needs to suck the blood pack in time, otherwise she will easily lose control and suck the blood of the living.

Although modern society is on the side of science and technology, there is a "mysterious alliance" that manages various supernatural existences secretly. Demons, ghosts, Taoist wizards, superpowers, aliens...... An alliance formed by various mysterious beings coming together.

The main function of the Mystic Alliance is to maintain the stability of the two layers of society, and to ensure the normal life of each member.

For example, Ximen Qing's blood bag was ordered from the Mysterious Alliance, otherwise where did she come from to get this? Her current identity and occupation are also arranged through the Mysterious Alliance.

And while enjoying these benefits, no matter which way of being a master, they must also follow the rules of the mysterious alliance and cannot mess around. As soon as anyone uses their supernatural powers to disrupt modern society, the Mystic Alliance will immediately send a team of judges to wipe them out.

It can be erased or not, and in other words, Ximen Qing is not a second-year teenager who thinks about conquering the world all day long. Her wish is world peace, and if she fights all day long, how can she enjoy life?

So she is happy to abide by the rules of the mysterious alliance, after all, people are helping to get an identity and help find a job, wouldn't it be a white-eyed wolf if she went to scare people again?

"But now that I really don't have any money, what should I do?" Simon was very melancholy, and the feeling of being hungry was really uncomfortable.

Gotta find a way to make money.

But how to earn?

Even when he was not fired before the crossing, his salary was about the same as she is now. At that time, I didn't suck blood.,So life is still passable.,You can still make a lot of kryptonite gold in the game.,Buy merchandise or something.,You can occasionally do it.。

But now? The blood bag is really expensive, it costs nearly 10,000 yuan a month, and the rest of the money is paid for the rent, and there is really not much left.

There is no hope of making money seriously, and you have to think a little harder.

"First of all, I have to figure out what advantages I have, well, the biggest advantage at the moment is this prosperous beauty, I can wear white stockings, and then take photos and post them on the Internet, attract some dead fat houses and then wholesale some new stockings to sell to them, the money of the dead house is very profitable." As a former dead house, she also knows the way to this.

However......

"Don't!" She dismissed the idea outright, "What's the difference between this and rounded corners!?" I'm starving to death, and I'm not going to please those dead fat houses! ”

So, what are the advantages?

Far beyond the physical fitness of ordinary people? What does this do? Zombies can't be athletes, and she's a salted fish in the sun.

Could it be that he was masked and robbed? If it is discovered, it will be wanted by the mysterious alliance.

"How did I cross over and still be useless?"

Just when Simon was at a loss, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps outside the kitchen.

"Ahh...... ”

Simon screamed as her foot was stomped on and a face slammed into her chest.

Fortunately, this rich woman's body has enough cushioning tissue, and this time she just felt a little tightness in her chest, and it didn't hurt much.

"Woooooooooo......oo Poof! A delicate face detached from her chest, and she gasped heavily, "Ximen love, you are looking for death!" Sneak up on me here! ”

"I just came hungry to find something to eat, and I didn't plan to sneak up on you." Simon said he was innocent.

Looking at the beautiful woman in front of her with messy hair and clothes as casual as an otaku, to be honest, she still has a little joy in her heart. After all, this girl's figure is still excellent, and this flutter, the soft feeling makes Ximen Qing feel that the dragon is inflated.

Although she doesn't have a big dragon.

The person in front of him is named Song Yunwu, and he is the landlord of Ximen Qing. They now live in a large villa shared by many people, although the villa is very luxurious, it is still a school district house very close to the city center, but the landlord is capricious, and the rent is very cheap, including water and electricity for only 2,000 per month.

Yes, the girl who threw herself in her arms now is also a rich woman. He is 22 years old and has just graduated from college.

After graduation, Song Yunwu did not choose to inherit the family business, but chose to pursue his dreams.

This dream chaser first asked his family for a villa, and then relied on rent collection to support his income, while he stayed in his room all day drawing comics.

Her dream is to become a big cartoonist.

At this time, she probably rushed to the middle of the night, and then came to the kitchen to get something to eat when she was hungry.

As soon as she saw the refrigerator opened by Ximen Qing, she immediately became angry: "You steal my tomatoes again!" It's all said that it's not the same color that can replace the blood pack! Why don't you go and lick the paint!? ”

"But I'm hungry," said Simon pitifully, "or you will stretch your neck over and let me take a bite?" Don't worry, it doesn't hurt to be sucked by my blood. ”

"Bite me?" Song Yunwu was furious when he heard this, and slapped the cushion on Ximenqing's chest, and suddenly there was a wave of turbulence, accompanied by a very ecstatic "Ah~".

Song Yunwu opened his bow left and right, hitting Ximen Qing's chest one by one, and the waves were swaying left and right: "Bite me!" Bite me! Bite me! Why don't you let me take a bite of your big boobs? Don't you know that the landlord's family has no surplus food now? You still steal my tomatoes! Steal my tomatoes! Next time I'll buy a cucumber and see how you steal it! ”

"Ah~ah~ah~" Every time he was fanned, Ximen Qing screamed, and it was called a pear blossom with rain.

After fighting for a while, Song Yunwu probably had a sore hand and finally stopped.

She said to Simon: "I warned you last time, steal my tomatoes again, and the rent will be doubled!" ”

"Don't!" Simon Qing screamed, "I don't have any money! You're on my way to paying your debts. ”

"Then come and help me work! The day after tomorrow is the deadline for writing, and I can't be busy alone. Song Yunwu pulled a strong man with confidence.

Ximen Qing muttered in a low voice: "Aren't you a street fighter? Where did the deadline come from? ”

"What do you say?"

"No, I didn't say anything, I said you are so fragrant."

When Song Yunwu heard this, he immediately stood up from Ximen Qing's body, covered his neck and said, "I warn you!" You are not allowed to suck my blood! Or I'll pull your tooth! ”

Ximen Qing stood up with the refrigerator and straightened his messed lace pajamas: "You have to believe in my willpower, I won't suck human blood even if I go to work." ”

"Hmph, believe that you have a ghost." Song Yunwu rolled her eyes, took out the only remaining tomatoes from the refrigerator and nibbled them, and then walked to her room with Ximen Qing.

This large villa has 4 bedrooms on the upper and lower levels. Song Yunwu, who is attached to the second secondary school, has named each room, and her own largest master bedroom is called "Tianyunjian".

As soon as he entered the room, Ximen Qing saw a pile of drawing paper scattered on the ground.

I picked up one casually and looked at it, oh, this is too exciting!

"What are you drawing?"

"There's a fandom next week.,I've rented a booth.,I'm going to sell doujinshi.,This is the fanjin of the "Interstellar Tyrant" I painted.。 Song Yunwu proudly puffed up her plump breasts, and she was full of confidence in her works.

Ximen Qing only knew that she was drawing comics before, but she didn't expect to draw this kind of faculty, tsk.

It's just that......