Chapter Twenty-Three: How Dead? (Ask for a collection of flowers)

Chen Feng looked at a judge in front of him with a dark face that was darker than his, not to mention how depressed he was! The game will definitely die, and Chen Feng is not so arrogant that he thinks that he will never die, but he never imagined that the first time he died, he died from the palace!

The judge flipped through the book of life and death, and read aloud: "Players don't like brother, since... ”

Speaking of this, the judge stopped, raised his eyelids and glanced at Chen Feng, his eyes were full of admiration, and he gave Chen Feng a thumbs up before continuing to say loudly: "Died from the palace, sentenced to suicide, and confined for three hours, so there are too many evils and extremely bad spirits, add three more hours." Come on, give me a fork! ”

Chen Feng had a gloomy face, looked left and right, fortunately, it was already night at this time, basically no one died, and the underworld was just a dead soul for him, otherwise, if this death from the palace was spread out, how would it be mixed up in the future!

Then I opened my pants and looked inside, ho! What a big guy! Luckily, JJ finally grew out after he died!

The confinement room in the underworld is really a bit like a prison cell, it is all tied with iron rods, and it was crossed by two little ghosts to room 1024, and squatted on the ground depressedly, and I saw that the people in room 1023 next door were a little familiar.

Take a look, don't you like who your sister is?

"Don't like sister, why are you there!" Chen Feng said.

Don't like my sister to meditate, it is estimated that she is practicing internal strength, as soon as she heard someone call her name, she raised her eyes and saw that it was Chen Feng, who immediately turned her head and snorted coldly: "Hmph! Swindler! ”

"Uh, where did I lie to you?" Chen Feng was puzzled.

Don't like it, Sister slanted Chen Feng and said, "You still said that you didn't lie!" It turns out that your strength is so strong, and you tricked me into helping you level up! Hum! Dead liar, I don't want to talk to you! ”

It turned out that Don't like Sister Since the last time she was counted down by passers-by MM, she has read the Little Nurse Weekly all over and made up for the gossip knowledge, of course, she also saw the video of Chen Feng's massacre on Jingzhou Chengxi Street, and she also knows that Chen Feng is currently ranked first on the list of masters of the Little Nurse Weekly.

Chen Feng said aggrievedly: "Table Jiang Zi... I didn't lie to you, you didn't ask me what my strength was, you also saw it, my level is still very low, okay, don't sister, why are you dead? ”

"Phew! You're dead! Don't like my sister took a sip, and then said with a depressed face: "How can you still die!" It's not like he was killed by lightning! ”

"Huh? Who did you touch??? Recalling the ecstatic touch when he first met Sister Beixi, Chen Feng's face immediately rippled, and his two little eyebrows trembled, that look, you know.

"Phew! The old lady touched you! Yes!! Phew!! Hum! Don't like it, my sister puffed out her cheeks and said, "Hmph! Anyway, it's not what you think, if you want to talk about it, it's a long talk! ”

Chen Feng hurriedly sat down and said with a smile: "It's okay, the long night is long, it's just right for nonsense." You say, I listen. ”

Don't like my sister's eyes drifting into the distance, and said quietly: "Hey... I originally took a hidden mission, telling me to go to a village to find some martial arts master to learn martial arts, I didn't just happily go, who knows, that damn NPC asked me to catch five insects for him, I killed half a day crab, got a crab shell, and killed half a day of scorpion, got a scorpion tail, cut half a day of lobster, got lobster claw, and killed half a day of frogs, got frog skin, and finally, you know, I am not afraid of heaven and earth, but I am afraid of snails, snails are like snot, disgusting to death, but he wants me to catch snail meat! I really couldn't do it, so I went back and told the NPC to stop it! ”

"That's right! If you don't like it, don't do it! Personality! Chen Feng hurriedly praised.

Don't like my sister nodded, very pleased, and continued: "Yes, I'm not going to do it, what's his hidden mission!" As a result, what did he NPC say about me? He said that my breasts are big enough, but my courage is not as big! The waist is thin, but the nerves are not thin! The ass is warped, but the brain is not open! The legs are long, but the brain is not growing at all! I'm so angry! Isn't this going to be a fight with him, and I'm going to kill him! ”

"Well done! Don't sister mighty, don't sister rippling, don't sister is the red sun in my heart! Chen Feng hurriedly shouted, but he deeply agreed with the NPC's words in his heart!

This kid is really good! Don't like my sister glanced at Chen Feng and continued: "Hey, after I killed him, who knew that he would be resurrected immediately, and he brought an old man with him, and he fought with me without saying a word, and as a result, I was killed by that old guy!" ”

"What? You're just dead? How can you say that it is hacked to death for the system? Chen Feng said.

Don't like my sister shook her head and said, "It's not over yet!" I died once first, waiting for the resurrection, don't say the anger in my heart, as soon as I am resurrected, I will immediately go to the old guy, don't say anything, lifting the knife is a trick to chop melons and cut kitchen knives! As a result, before I could cut it, the system said that I was a molested NPC and hacked me to death! Where did I molest that old fellow!! I'm angry!!!! ”

"Card... Insert an advertisement... Chen Feng asked weakly: "Don't sister, your melon chopping and kitchen knife, I don't know... What kind of melon is chopped? ”

"Cucumber!"

"Oh... Chen Feng instinctively slapped his thighs and screamed.

"What are you doing? Oh what? "Don't like my sister to look at Chen Feng weirdly.

"No, what kind of dish is that?"

"Cabbage!"

"Oh. . . Oh... ”

"What are you doing!" Don't like my sister glared at Chen Feng.

"No, no, I'm in a little pain!" Chen Feng felt that a certain strength was like being cool in the northwest wind, cold and cold. I finally know why the system wants to split her! Don't split her! Oh Midha! Love JJ and stay away from other sisters!

"Where did you hurt? It was just a little oh just now, but now oh oh twice, doesn't it hurt even more? "Don't like my sister to care.

Chen Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Don't sister, it's okay, just now, it's because there is only one cucumber, and now it's two, because there are two cabbages." ”

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Don't like my sister didn't understand what Chen Feng said, she glanced at Chen Feng and said, "You deceived me once anyway, you have to help me avenge tomorrow!" ”

"Gotcha! That old guy dares to kill you, and when I finish in prison, I will definitely help you get back on the field! Chen Feng said.

"Good! That's it! By the way, how did you die? Don't like sister asked.

Chen Feng's face drooped suddenly, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "He died of excessive blood loss." ”

"Oh! I see. If the wound of this game is not treated, it will continue to bleed. You remembered! Don't like my sister seemed to think of something, and said: "By the way, the boy of the Yang family, that is, the crazy man who looked up to the sky, said that you robbed him of his sunflower magic skill, if you want to cultivate, when you cut JJ, remember to bring the gold creation medicine, otherwise you will also lose too much blood and die." ”

Chen Feng suddenly overflowed inwardly, and said in his heart:

Sister.. That's how I died...

At the moment, I feel aggrieved, but I can't say it!!

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