58. Buses, trams, sorry
"By the way, what are we waiting for?"
Standing at the bus stop, facing the already rising sun, the smoke at this time was smoking a cigarette stick, and asked Lan Sui like this.
"Bus."
His eyes looked at the blue sky with some blank eyes, and Lan Sui said so.
"Bus, what's it?"
This time, there is a Zhixingbori question.
"En~ It's a place where there are oL women in black stockings and professional clothes, and a group of uncles." Lan said casually.
"Huh?"
"Huh?"
The tone of all kinds of questions comes from the mouths of various girls.
"Well, Fang is just joking, it's just a means of transportation to get to the destination in human society." Lan Suijue felt that it would be better to give the general explanation.
"So, what do you mean by that first statement?" The inward finch said with some reluctance.
"In various film and television dramas, there are usually scenes~" With a smile of unknown meaning, Lan Sui said to the inner bird.
"Well, why haven't I seen it?"
As one of the trio of Taoist temples, he will also participate in the daily life of watching TV dramas after dinner.
However, she recalled, no matter what black stockings professional outfit she didn't know what it was, but the woman she still knew, in the middle of a group of uncles?
"If this type of film and television drama is used, it should appear in the middle of the night."
Lan Sui thought about those evil pay channels, although he wanted to try them very much, but every time he thought about the balance in his wallet, he didn't take action. But now I can be regarded as having some money.
So.....
"Do you want to come and see it in the evening?" Lan Sui asked with a smile at the inner sparrow.
"Well, it's okay, anyway, I don't have anything to do at night...
"The electric light of your fingertips is my immortal faith in this life."
When the finch was about to promise Lan Sui, such a song sounded abruptly.
"Who~~"
Lan Sui said this, and also took out his mobile phone, looked at it, and displayed the name of the "girlfriend" note. After glancing at the incoming sparrow with apologetic eyes, Lan Sui also picked up the phone.
"Hey~"
"Suijun?"
"Well, what's the matter, we're waiting for the bus now, it's almost coming."
"There's nothing to do, but can Suijun turn on the phone's public release, that is, the hands-free function?"
Zhan Yuan Xun on the phone still said this in a voice without a trace of emotion.
"Hands-free? Why? ”
"There are some things that I want to tell them with Zashiki Boy and Mi Pei'er, but because it's too much trouble to let the two of them answer the phone and repeat the words on both sides at the same time, so please."
"Well, okay."
What do you want to say to the two girls at the same time?
Although it felt a little strange, Lan Sui still felt that there was nothing wrong, so he also turned on the mobile phone hands-free, and at the same time put the end of the mobile phone screen at the end of the seat and Mi Peier.
"Hey, Moximoxi, Mi Peier and Zashiki, can you both hear me, and if you can, you'd better give me a response."
"What?"
"Yes, you can hear me."
"Then, I will tell you something at a very fast speed, and I ask you to listen to it in detail. And can Mi Pei'er help plug the ears of the Zashiki boy, I think you should be able to do that. ”
"Yes." As she spoke, Mi Pei'er had already covered Zashiki Boy's ears.
Zashiki glanced at his phone with a strange look, but didn't say anything.
And then, Zhan Yuan Xun seemed to take a deep breath, and then said quickly: "It suddenly occurred to me that if you talk about the bus while you are waiting for the bus, then it is very likely that Suijun will say something like this about a woman in black stockings and a group of old men.
And what he is talking about is the content of some film and television dramas, and these film and television dramas are actually the kind of beep ~ educational films that served as ancient times.
What was said was that the woman was undressed after getting into the public car, and then beep~~ and then those uncles took out ~beep~~ and used beep~beep~ to plug in~beep~~ and then everyone beeped~~beep~~~
Because it's a unique culture in this country, it's no wonder that Suijun thinks of these.
Suijun's answer is just a harmless joke, but if you have any negative emotions, I apologize that I didn't teach Suijun well.
Of course, if you want to kill Suijun, please do it as soon as possible and don't hesitate, just keep a breath for me, above! ”
After speaking, Zhan Yuan Xun hung up the phone first.
。。。。。。。
Then in the silent world of Zashiki Boy, I saw such a scene, and I saw Lan Sui smile and put the phone back in his trouser pocket. After that, he said something to Iriuchi, Yanyanluo, and Zhiyukihori, but the three women had a smile on their faces, and their feet slowly moved towards Lan Sui.
The temple elder held his forehead, shook his head, and stood aside.
This was like a signal, and the three girls rushed towards Lan Sui, but Lan Sui, who had a calm smile on his face, pulled out his soft sword, and started an inexplicable battle with the three demons in this way.
"Now let me hear what's going on."
"Well~"
Mi Pei'er took the Zashiki boy back into her arms with one hand, allowing her hearing to return to normal, and at the same time answering Zashiki Tongzi's words.
"To put it simply, it's a cheap mouth that causes an accident."
"Huo~ That's really not so strange~"
It seems that Zashiki Boy has learned about Lan Sui's character countless times.
The fight between the three demons and one person stopped in an instant before the bus slowly drove over.
The public car drove into the platform, and Lan followed the car and swiped his card at the door.
At this time, the driver's master, even for the people who got on the car, felt surprised, quite a large number of people, and the beautiful posture was not intended not to surprise, but the most surprising thing was...
"May I ask what happened at this bus stop?"
"Well~ Maybe it was struck by lightning.,I don't know very clearly.,Anyway, when I came here, it was like this.,I also feel very distressed~"
Blue flicked the dust off the hem of his coat. The face is not red, and the heart is not beating, and he said the most likely scenario.
"Lightning strikes?"
The driver's master looked at the potholed ground outside, and there were some marks that had been scratched.
Can this be caused by a lightning strike?
"By the way, can the master start?"
"Oh!"
After being reminded by Lan Sui, the driver also came back to his senses from the scene outside and looked at Lan Sui standing by the door.
"Please take your seat too."
"Well~ Okay."
After nodding, Lan Sui made it to the back of the bus and sat with Mi Peier.
And the demons in the ancient temple were sitting behind Lan Sui.
"This matter is not over, you will wait for me when I go back!" Behind him came the words of the inner finch gritting his teeth.
"Okay, I'll wait!"
In response to his demons, Lan Sui had a fearless smile on his face.
This faceless and skinless man, and his strength is still so strong, is simply hateful!!
The three demons roared so angrily in their hearts.