Chapter 153: Guanyin, who has been hit hard!
"Bodhisattva, you give my grandson a commentary!"
When Guanyin was beautifying, a strange sound suddenly came from outside, which scared her and made her tremble, and the cucumber slices on her face fell off.
"Who?"
Guanyin scolded coquettishly, these cucumbers were given by Tang Seng, and it was shameful for outsiders to know.
"Bodhisattva, it's my grandson!"
The two Gokus scrambled to run in.
Tang Seng followed, following closely behind.
"He's fake, I'm real!"
"I'm the real one, he's a fake!"
"Do you dare to let the Bodhisattva see it?"
"Just look, who's afraid of whom?"
The two Goku are arguing and arguing.
Seeing Tang Seng coming, Guanyin pulled off the cucumber slices on his face and pretended to be dignified.
"Two Gokus?"
Guanyin looked at it curiously, completely beyond her expectations.
"He's fake, I'm real!"
"I'm real!"
The two Gokus shouted.
Guanyin frowned and raised her head: "Otherwise, if you two fight, whoever wins will be real!" ”
When Tang Seng heard this, what a bad idea, Guanyin was too lazy.
"No, the two Wukongs have fought for dozens of rounds, regardless of victory or defeat!"
Tang Seng explained.
"Oh, that's it......"
Guanyin nodded awkwardly.
"Bodhisattva, do you remember giving my grandson three life-saving hairs back then, you try, it's still on the back of the head!"
One Wukong thought of something and walked over for Guanyin to see.
"Oh?"
Guanyin looked closely, and sure enough, "You are real!" ”
"Bodhisattva, my grandson also has it!"
Another Wukong stepped forward and asked Guanyin to check it out.
"You're real, too!"
Guanyin said again.
Tang Seng sweated, can Guanyin take a snack, and actually said that both are true!
"Bodhisattva, my grandson's golden hoop stick will not be faked, it can be thick or thin, long or short, do you think it's true?"
A Goku stands on the ground with a golden hoop stick.
"You're real!"
Guanyin said after looking at the golden hoop stick.
"Bodhisattva, look at my stick again, it can be thick and thin, long and short!"
The other Goku was in a hurry.
"Ah, it can be thick or thin, and you are also real!"
Guanyin stroked the golden hoop stick, his eyes lit up, and a touch of reverie flew in his eyes.
"Guanyin, can you rely on the score, can you tell the truth from the fake?"
Tang Seng rolled his eyes, very depressed.
After Guanyin heard this, he was very faceless, glanced at Tang Seng with disdain, and said indignantly: "Of course I can tell, what are you anxious about?" ”
"Okay, I'm not in a hurry, then you can quickly distinguish!"
Tang Seng said angrily.
"Ahem......"
Guanyin coughed dryly and became serious, "I'll recite the mantra, whoever has a headache is real!" ”
"Kind of makes sense."
Tang Seng nodded.
"Of course, I'm Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
Guanyin snorted lightly, a little proud.
"Bodhisattva, then you should start quickly!"
Two Gokus said at the same time.
Guanyin pinched the orchid finger and said in his mouth: "*&¥¥%#%@¥#%¥%......"
Soon, both Gokus covered their heads and screamed in pain.
"It hurts!"
"I'm dying of pain, beg the Bodhisattva to stop reading it!"
"My grandson can't stand it!"
"My head is going to explode!"
……
The two Gokus roll on the ground in great pain.
"Is this method any good?"
Tang Seng couldn't bear to see Wukong suffering.
"I've just started reading, what's the hurry, read it for a while, you should be able to separate the true from the false!"
Guanyin's eyes widened, very unhappy.
"You can pull it down, stop bullying my empty space!"
Tang Seng stepped forward to stop him.
Guanyin quickly stopped chanting the mantra!
"Guanyin, do you see who is true and who is false?"
The two Gokus asked anxiously.
"This ......"
Guanyin's face was embarrassed, and she felt that both were true.
Click!
Tang Seng felt a little hungry, took a cucumber from the bamboo basket on the ground, took a bite, and said, "Distinguish the real from the fake, why don't you let me try!" ”
"You?"
Guanyin looked at Tang Seng in surprise, feeling a little funny, she can't do it, Tang Seng can do it?
"Why do you look at the poor monk like that?"
Tang Seng's face changed suddenly, and he quickly took out the cucumber in his mouth, and exclaimed, "This cucumber, it can't be used by you, right?" ”
"Tang Sanzang, you're enough!"
Guanyin really wanted to tie up Tang Seng and teach her a hard lesson, but he dared to blaspheme her!
“……”
The two Wukongs didn't understand what they were talking about, and they looked dazed.
"Tang Sanzang, what can you do, hurry up and use it, don't play tricks!"
Guanyin was not convinced, she couldn't tell the real from the fake, how could Tang Seng do it?
"The poor monk recites the mantra, whoever has a headache is the real Wukong!"
Tang Seng stood up.
"Tang Sanzang, I tried this method just now, but it didn't work!"
Guanyin shook his head helplessly, looked at Tang Seng with disdain, and thought that there was some clever trick.
"The poor monk's mantra is male, yours is female, and males are even more powerful!"
Tang Seng looked at Guanyin with a wicked smile.
"What male and female, I still taught you the mantra of restraint!"
Guanyin scolded in his heart, and he couldn't tell the truth from the fake, so he could see how to mock you.
"The two Wukongs have listened well, and they are ready to chant a mantra for the teacher!"
Tang Seng took a deep breath.
"Master, read it, my grandson is not afraid of pain!"
"Read it casually, my grandson can stand it!"
Both Gokus are tough.
“*&¥¥%#%@¥#%¥%……”
Tang Seng thought about it.
"Ah, my old grandson's head hurts, don't read it again!"
One Goku rolled on the ground in pain, and the other stood still, indifferent.
"Tang Sanzang, sure enough, there are two hits!"
Guanyin nodded approvingly and said happily, "When you recite the mantra, Wukong, who doesn't have a headache, must be fake!" ”
Guanyin swooped up from the lotus seat, ready to cast a spell to subdue the fake Wukong.
"Wait!"
Tang Seng walked to the side of 'Fake Wukong' and grabbed him, "Wukong, the teacher has finally found you!" ”
"Tang Sanzang, he's a fake, stay away from him!"
Guanyin emphasized again.
"The poor monk just recited it as a fake tightening mantra, so the real Wukong won't have a headache!"
"Fake Bondage?"
Guanyin's face was pale, why didn't he say it earlier, he was harmed and mentally retarded, and he was happy.
"Master, you are so smart!"
Wukong was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground.
The six-eared macaque pretended to be smart, was recognized, and stared at Tang Seng angrily: "Dead monk, dare to play with me?" ”
"It's you who play by yourself, stop it, six-eared macaque!"
"You know my name?"
The six-eared macaque was surprised.
"Master, let my grandson teach it a good lesson!"
"Wukong, don't be impulsive, it's not easy for the master to recognize you, and when you fight, you won't be able to recognize you!"
Tang Seng pulled Wukong's arm, for fear of confusion, "Teach the six-eared macaque, Guanyin alone can help get it!" ”
“……”
Guanyin next to him was very unhappy, who wants to help you?
Guanyin was angry, and he couldn't distinguish the real from the fake Wukong, but he let the hateful Tang Seng distinguish it, and he lost face when he passed it out!
To lose face is simply a shame in the bodhisattva world!
Fortunately, Guanyin focused on the overall situation, and a spell hit it, and the six-eared macaque screamed, flew out upside down, and lay motionless on the ground.
"Hmph, according to legend, the monkey who can tie with Wukong is nothing more than that!"
Guanyin was proud again.
"Master, the six-eared macaque golden cicada has shed its shell and run away!"
Goku ran over to check.
“……”
Guanyin's face was ugly, and he stood there in a daze, feeling that the whole world was loveless, could he let people decorate their homes?
(End of chapter)