Karji, the tenth incarnation of Vishnu, is indeed a white horse, and in mythology he can also realize the manipulation of "I ride myself".

But what Simon didn't expect was that the horse ...... It is bipedal and erect.

Mom, a horse stands like a person, but fortunately it is not an ordinary tall horse, and it is less than two meters to stand up, otherwise the chandelier on the ceiling will be knocked down by it.

What's even more terrifying is that this guy still has a big gold chain around his neck, a square sunglasses on his horse's nose, and a pair of pink beach pants under his crotch are even more spicy, because they are very tight.

I saw the two front hooves of the white horse in a strange posture like arms, and at the same time tilted the horse's head and said quickly: "Yo, what kind of fighting horse?" I don't understand your words! Please call me handsome guy Hakuba! ”

"Huh?"

At this time, almost at the same time, a big "? ”。

Song Yunwu: "What is this guy talking about?" Why does it sound weird. ”

Qin Yuyao whispered: "I think, it may want to rhyme, just like the recent variety show 'This is Rap'." ”

"Pull ...... Rapp? Song Yunwu didn't understand it at all, "But it doesn't rhyme, doesn't it just have a horse character after every sentence?" What kind of rhyme? And the horse in the second sentence was obviously forcibly added, right? I almost thought it was the same mouth fetish as those cute girls with meows at the end of the sentence.,But it can't sell cuteness like this? Instead, it feels a little nauseous. ”

Although the voices of the two people were small, they were so close after all, that everyone in the room could basically hear them clearly.

Ximen Qing stood up and pulled Song Yunwu's hand: "Hey, charter wife, don't say it, this is very heart-wrenching, I didn't see people crying." ”

Song Yunwu and Qin Yuyao hurriedly looked at the white horse, and there were indeed tears flashing in the eyes of the pair of black horses.

"Holy!" Song Yunwu was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "I said it casually, don't take it seriously, I don't understand anything about Lapu at all, I'm just a layman." ”

The white horse rubbed his eyes with the horse's hooves, and said again in a similar way to rap: "I didn't cry, it's because the wind is too strong in this house, don't underestimate the horse, I'm an eight fierce horse!" ”

After four paragraphs in a row, it probably felt good about itself, thought about it and added: "Skr......"

Inside the villa, the air was suddenly quiet.

The word embarrassment almost condensed into substance in the air.

Ximen Qing and Song Yunwu were embarrassed to complain, but the honest Qin Yuyao still couldn't hold back after all: "The excuse that the wind is too strong will not be used by children now, and such rap will be eliminated during the audition." ”

The white horse was shocked when he heard this, as if he was petrified.

Ximen Qing and Song Yunwu couldn't hold back after all, and laughed out almost at the same time.

"Ru Yao, don't talk so much, people have added a Skr, it should be no problem to be on TV, hahaha," Ximen Qing covered his mouth and couldn't hold back his laughter, "And maybe it can become a buzzword, haha." ”

Everyone vaguely heard a few "clicks", which were the sound of Hakuba's heartbreak...... If the animation effect can be made, then the white horse at this time is estimated to have been petrified and shattered.

"Okay, okay," in the end, the charter wife took control of the situation, "It's a guest at the door, so I can give people a face." ”

Simon Qing: "Skr, Skr...... Hahaha, laughing Skr people, I'm sorry, I really can't help it, poofhahahaha......"

The more she laughed, the more exaggerated she became, and then she rolled on the ground with her stomach in her hands.

Maybe it was because he was pierced too hard, and the white horse finally couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted in a rapping way: "I don't understand art!" I don't have a lot of pressure in my heart! The horse was not angry and cried! You're just an old woman! ”

After saying that, it paused again, probably unable to think of a rhyme, so it added: "Skr! ”

"Old woman?" Ximen was stunned for a moment, and his face immediately sank, "You dare to say that I'm old?!" Don't stop me! Today I'm going to make a whole roast meal! ”

Song Yunwu crossed his hands on his chest, stood aside and said, "I didn't stop it, you just go up." ”

"......" Ximen Qing hesitated for a moment, and said to the white horse, "Let you go today!" ”

The white horse wanted to say something more, but the bald head with gold paint finally spoke: "Can you talk about business?" I want to go to bed so much, let's get done quickly. ”

The white horse was a little unwilling, and the gold-lacquered bald man pushed it again: "Also, you can't wear a pair of loose pants, your whip has been very prominent since just now." ”

Hakuba looked down and saw that there was indeed a clear bulge on the top of his swimming trunks, and the size was clearly displayed.

It looked down at its swim trunks in a daze, not knowing what it was thinking.

On the side, Simon Qing was stabbed in the heart.

【Damn!】 Originally, I also had such a big dragon! Why does a stupid horse have it and I don't? 】

Song Yunwu immediately noticed that something was wrong with her: "What are you thinking?" ”

"Chartered wife, I actually just happened to have an idea for a short comic, have you ever read "Jade Futon" written by Li Yu in the Qing Dynasty, where the male protagonist cut a horsewhip and transplanted it to himself, I think this idea is quite good."

As he spoke, Simon glanced at the white horse with bad intentions. The latter only felt a chill in his crotch, as if he was in danger of cutting off his children and grandchildren, so his whole body convulsed and turned into white light, switching to the incarnation of Narosingha with a human head and a lion body.

"Huh? Why me? As soon as Rosingha saw so many people surrounding him, he felt his heart tremble, and hurriedly got under the table.

Kim E-won poured the tea, and when she saw this, she took a cup to her under the table. The little girl felt the novelty, and also went under the table to observe Na Rosingha.

Jin Qi Nan and Song Yunwu sat down face to face, while Ximen Qing and Qin Yuyao were on the other side.

"So, what exactly is a deal?"

The golden lacquer man glanced at Song Yunwu: "You say, I'm too lazy to speak." ”

Song Yunwu rolled his eyes and said to Ximen: "I found him that day and asked him about the purpose of his visit to Xiakong City this time, he said that he was here to find someone, so I reached an agreement with him, I will help him find someone, and he will put away the Buddha Kingdom in his palm and not do superfluous things." ”

Qin Yuyao asked, "Looking for someone, who are you looking for?" ”

The golden lacquer man still didn't plan to move, Song Yunwu said: "It's one of his incarnations, the Snow Emperor has ten incarnations, although they are the same, but each incarnation has a different personality, but many years ago he accidentally lost an incarnation, and after looking for a long time, he finally believed that the incarnation was in Xiakong City, so he used the Buddha Kingdom in his palm to pull in the evolutionaries of the entire Xiakong City, hoping to find that incarnation." ”