Chapter 004: The Iron Fist of Love
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The days passed
Saitama would go to the town and the kingdom every day.
The hero campaign continues.
Because of the appearance of Saitama, almost all the pirates in the garbage mountain were wiped out.
At first, the pirates were still ganging up, trying to solve Saitama's bald head who was nosy in their eyes with numbers and weapons.
But then they found out in despair.
No matter how many people there are, no matter what kind of weapon, the bald head that looks like a miscellaneous fish can all be solved with just one punch.
The perception of the past collapsed in an instant.
The pirates fled the country in a frenzy of frenzy like fleeing.
Saitama, on the other hand, found a lot of old newspapers from this world and mountains of jewels, gold, and banknotes in their old nest, which they didn't have time to tidy up.
Saitama didn't even look at those belongings, but just took all the old newspapers and brought them back to the thieves' lair, and used these newspapers every day to get a general idea of what the world was like.
Pirate......
Navy......
Revolutionary......
The Great Voyage......
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This world has a lot in common with its own world.
Pirates correspond to weirdos.
Navy Counterpart Hero Association.
However, although there are frequent weirdos in his own world, the Hero Association has always had the upper hand, and the forces of justice dominate the order of human society.
And in this world, there are as many pirates as stars in the sky, and they can even compete with the righteous navy, divide the land, evil and terror are everywhere, and the chaotic forces are extremely rampant.
Maybe there are some guys with good reviews.
But the vast majority of pirates are scum who do whatever they want, burn and loot, and resemble the weirdos of their own world, or still have victory.
What a terrible world......
Closing the newspaper, Saitama was about to go out and pour a glass of water.
Suddenly, two small familiar figures with steel pipes broke in through the window outside!
"We're back!"
"Suffer death! Bald Sea Monster! ”
After a crackling sound, Saitama walked out of the room unscathed.
"Children can't be so rude"
And on the floor behind him lay two little devils who had been beaten with blue noses and swollen faces.
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"Abominable ......"
Ace lay on the ground and covered his face, gritted his teeth in pain, and said, "That bald monster seems to have hit us harder this time......"
Sabo snorted a nosebleed: "Maybe it's because you scolded him for being a bald sea monster, Ace ......"
"What the hell should I do......"
Ace sat up hard, and slammed his fist on the floor with resentment: "I've heard that all the pirates in the garbage mountain have been killed by him, and they all only used one punch, so it seems that we have no chance of winning at all!" ”
"That guy is as strong as a monster......"
Sabo also sat up, thinking in his mind: "Since we are sure that we can't defeat him in terms of strength, then we can only consider it from the perspective of wisdom, after all, just by looking at his appearance, we can guess that he is not very smart......"
Ace thought of the dead fish-eyed and egg-headed face, and nodded in agreement.
"In that case, let's set a trap!"
Sabo immediately clapped his head and stood up: "It's decided!" That guy goes to the garbage mountain or the windmill village every day, so let's set a trap on both roads tonight, and when he gets the trick, it's our chance to get revenge!" ”
"Good way, Sabo!"
Ace's eyes lit up, and his little face was full of excitement: "When I go to sea in the future, you must be my staff officer!" ”
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In this way, the two of them worked all night, and finally dug two big pits, made traps, and fell asleep on the branches in the dense forest in a daze.
Immediately after that, early the next morning.
"Ahh Hit!! ”
Sabo and Ace were still asleep when they suddenly heard a scream outside!
The two immediately woke up and looked at each other in disbelief.
"Hahaha! It worked!!! ”
"Hooray! You're a genius, Sabo! ”
Picking up the steel pipe, the two hurriedly rushed out of the dense forest, and they didn't see who was trapped by the trap, and picking up the iron rod was a messy hammer.
But hammer after hammer, Sabo suddenly realized that something was wrong.
The guy who was hung up by the trap seemed to be much bigger than the bald man, and his clothes and voice were completely different.
The most important thing is that this person has hair!
"Wait a minute, Ace!"
Sabo hurriedly grabbed Ace, who was still excited to stab people with an iron rod, and shouted: "We seem to have hit the wrong person, he is not the bald weirdo!" ”
"Huh?"
Ace was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and took a closer look at the white-haired old man who was hung up by the trap......
"Huh!?"
Ace took a few steps back in horror, pointed at the old man in shock, and said, "How could it be you!?" Stinky old man! ”
"Ah...... I said those bandits couldn't have had that much courage......"
Karp, who was beaten and full of bags, easily broke free from the rope, turned around, the blue tendons on his forehead protruded, and the joints of his hands were full of murderous energy: "It turned out that Ace did a good thing done by your stinky boy...... I haven't seen you for a few months, and you dare to do it to your dearest grandfather......"
The expression on Sabo's face froze at that time: "Ace's ...... Grandfather? ”
Ace had the courage to raise the steel pipe in his hand and threatened: "Damn, stinky old man, don't come here......"
"Call me Grandpa!!"
With a roar like a lion's roar, Ace's face was directly deformed by Karp's punch, and the whole person flew out like a cannonball, smashing two trees before stopping, sinking deep into the earth.
Sabo, who was an accomplice next to him, also fell into bad luck, and his backhand was hammered by Capai's iron fist.
Grabbing Sabo's calf, Karp strode over to the seriously injured Ace, and snorted coldly with his nose in his hands: "If you hadn't suddenly fallen asleep just now, who would have been caught in a trap like you children?" Damn it...... Originally, I sent you a younger brother to play with, wanting to surprise your stinky boy, but you actually prepared a bigger ...... for your grandfather."
At this point, Karp looked left and right, and suddenly felt as if something was missing.
After a long time, Karp suddenly slapped his head and said in shock: "Oops! I remember! Luffy's stinky boy fell into the pit!! ”
Leaving Sabo behind, Karp hurriedly ran back.
Not far from the rope that binds him, Karp finds Luffy, who is shouting for help in the hole.
As soon as Luffy was fished up, Karp turned around and punched and kicked Ace and Sabo again.
"Bastard! Is that how you welcome your brother as an elder brother!? ”
It's a pity that Ace and Sabo didn't catch the main master, and they provoked an even more ruthless one.
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Ten minutes later
I finally waited for Karp to be angry.
Ace, Sabo, Luffy, and Karp sat around the grass and finally explained today's misunderstanding.
"Hmm......"
Karp nibbled on the senbei and muttered as he chewed, "Yes, the bald weirdo you said is really that strong?" ”