Chapter 672: King Dongying (2/5)
In his early twenties, a single fitness trainer with a muscular body, in a spring dream, accidentally crossed!
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In the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, outside the city of Chang'an.
Tang Emperor Li Shimin took hundreds of civil and military officials and prepared to send off Tang monk Xitian to learn scriptures.
At this moment, everyone was incredible, Tang Seng was sitting on horseback, disheveled, swaying back and forth, and his expression was dissolute.
The picture is so beautiful, spicy eyes!
"Brother Yu, you are ......"
Li Shimin's eyes widened.
It was fine just now, but now it's like a sheep is crazy, swaying on the horse.
"Royal brother, royal brother!"
Li Shimin raised his voice and tried to wake up.
The ministers hid their faces and looked embarrassed, how could a high-ranking monk behave indecently, and even some difficult actions, they had never heard of or seen it.
Hearing the noisy sound, Tang Seng slowly opened his eyes, and the picture became clear, there were cities and people standing around him, all wearing ancient clothes, and they were wearing robes.
"What's going on?"
Suddenly, Tang Seng felt a pain in his head, and a memory drilled into his brain.
Crossing over to Tang Seng, these people in front of him are just learning from themselves and seeing them off!
Before Tang Seng crossed over, he had seen a lot of the Internet, and he was not surprised by bloody plots such as crossing rebirth, and quickly accepted his new identity.
There is a beautiful woman flying in the sky, stepping on lotus flowers, holding a net bottle of willow in her hand, ice muscle and jade skin, melon seed face, slender figure, hair like a waterfall, and a fairy spirit.
"Guanyin Zuo Lian, it's so beautiful!"
Tang Seng was a single dog in his previous life, and he looked at it stupidly.
"Tang Seng, since you promised to learn scriptures from the west, you can put away these utensils."
Guanyin waved his hand, and robes and Zen sticks appeared on the ground.
it!
Who promised to learn from the scriptures? It must be Tang Seng's fool.
Tang Seng scolded in his heart, he didn't know that there were monsters on the road.
Guanyin left, the ministers knelt down one after another, Tang Seng's eyes were burning, and he couldn't help shouting: "Sister Guanyin, goodbye!" ”
When Guanyin left, he turned his head and glanced at Tang Seng strangely, always feeling that something was wrong.
"The gods are really powerful, flying around!"
Tang Seng muttered, and added, "Guanyin looks really strong, it would be nice to be my wife." ”
When Li Shimin, who was kneeling down, heard this, he was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.
Seeing that Guanyin was not to blame, Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief and stood up: "Royal brother, let's get on the road, we will send you to Xitian!" ”
"I'll give you a head!"
Tang Seng couldn't help but fight back, sending Xitian is a curse in the 21st century.
Li Shimin was angry, and his face changed slightly.
"Presumptuous!"
The old eunuch behind him shouted angrily.
Tang Seng had an idea, thought of his identity, and changed his words: "Sending you a head is the meaning of kowtowing to the Buddha of the West Heaven to bless the Tang Dynasty forever." ”
"That's great!"
After Li Shimin heard this, he laughed, "Royal brother, my green horse is given to you, but you have to treat it well." ”
Thinking of Tang Seng swaying on the horseback just now, Li Shimin felt that if he continued like this, the horse's life would not be long.
"Brother Yu, let's set off now, be careful on the road!"
"Wait!"
Tang Seng touched his shriveled stomach and checked his luggage, but he didn't even have dry food.
There are so many palace maids, and they don't send a few to enjoy before leaving.
Learn?
Impossible, there are monsters on the road, stupid, send to death in vain, Tang Seng is ready to bring enough dry food, find a place to hide first, and then find a chance to cross back.
"Brother Yu, what's the matter?"
Li Shimin took Tang Seng's hand and asked with concern.
"Bring more food, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat on the road."
This is a reasonable request.
"Come on, get more steamed buns and bread for the royal brother."
Li Shimin waved his hand.
"Bring more roast chicken."
In his previous life, Tang Seng was a foodie, and he had heard for a long time that the Tang Dynasty roast chicken was delicious.
"Roast chicken?"
Li Shimin was stunned, how could a monk eat meat.
"That's the case, it is inevitable that you will meet beggars on the way out of the Tang Dynasty, I am compassionate, how can I watch them suffer?"
"That makes sense!"
Li Shimin patted his thigh, woke up and said: "How can you bring two, bring fifty!" Disperse to the beggars along the way, showing the prestige of the Tang Dynasty! ”
"Even rice hair, the emperor is mighty!"
Knowing that Tang Seng was going west, for a time Chang'an gongs and drums sounded, firecrackers rang out, and the Yangge team also came, and the whole country saw off.
"When the green horse is tired of running, stop, don't break the horse."
"Okay!"
Tang Seng agreed again and again, his eyes stared straight at him, this horse has a strong physique, black mane, and when the roast chicken is finished, he is worried that he has nothing to eat, and he is thinking about whether to eat it roasted, stewed or fried.
If he knew that Tang Seng had this idea, the emperor would have to go crazy.
At this time, a eunuch brought two glasses of wine.
Li Shimin handed Tang Seng a cup, then picked up a cup himself, and said: "Brother Xian, I am here to practice for you, I hope you will return safely as soon as possible!" ”
"Okay,!"
Tang Seng drank it all in one gulp.
Li Shimin had the illusion that he was not facing a monk, but a bold man.
"Brother Ma, let's go, drive!"
Tang Seng clamped the horse's belly, ran out for more than ten miles in one go, stopped under the Bodhi tree to rest, and fell asleep unconsciously.
"Ding, congratulations on opening the monster fighting system!"
"Who's talking?"
Tang Seng woke up suddenly and asked loudly.
At the same time, a system panel appeared in Tang Seng's mind.
Host: Tang Seng
Rating: Level 1 (0/10)
Experience: 0 points
Wealth: None
Rank: Plastic
Skill: None
"Master, I'm your system."
Electronically synthesized audio channels.
"I don't want any bullshit system, I just want to travel back!"
Tang Seng said upset.
"Master, as long as you raise the system rank to the highest and become the strongest in the world, you can go wherever you want."
"Really?"
Tang Seng was overjoyed and became the strongest in the world, so he traveled back and immediately asked, "Hurry up and introduce, how can you improve your rank?" ”
"The system is divided into eight sections,
ruthless plastic,
Brass of Valiant,
Unyielding Silver,
Glory Gold,
Luxurious platinum,
Brilliant diamonds,
Transcendent Master,
The Strongest Emperor,
Each rank is divided into 100 levels. ”
"Hurry up, how do you gain experience?"
Tang Seng asked.
"There are two methods, one is to fight monsters, and the other is to spread wealth and gain a lot of experience."
"Then what should I do if I encounter a youkai?"
Tang Seng continued to ask, he couldn't just want his life in order to complete the task.
"Master, you can not only level up when you gain experience, but you can also exchange exercises in the mall, please see below:"
Lightning (10 experience); Thunderclaw (30 XP); Whirlwind Leg (50 XP)
Return of Ten Thousand Fists (100 experience); One Punch (300 XP); Prajna Palm (500 XP)
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Dream into the Divine Machine (3000 experience); Earth Remnant Bucket (5000 experience); Divine Palm (8000 experience)
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72 changes (50,000 experience);
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Brahmatra (100,000 experience); Immortality (300,000 XP); God Slayer (500,000 XP)
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"Yes, now I'm finally no longer afraid of monsters."
Tang Seng nodded and said happily, "Give me the Immortal Divine Skill, I have an immortal body, and see which monster dares to eat me!" ”
"Master, your experience is still 0 points."
The system reminds you quietly.
"System, what about your discipline, I have 0 experience now, show me this, am I greedy?"
Tang Seng had a black line in front of him, and suddenly asked excitedly, "Hey, do I have a newbie gift package or something?" ”
"I haven't found it yet."
"So what do I want you to do?"
If it can be uninstalled, Tang Seng really wants to do without it.
"The master doesn't have to be sad, killing some mobs is also experience, such as flies, ants, mosquitoes, etc., but less experience."
"Where can I find a desolate place?"
Tang Seng snorted, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and a group of ants appeared in the stone crevice in front of him, crawling around.
"Haha, here's your chance!"
Buddhism often says, raise your feet for fear of hurting the lives of ants, and cherish moths and gauze lamps.
Tang Seng is different, he is not a real monk, seeing so many ants, of course it is a choice - to trample them to death!
Click, click......
The crushing sound was crisp and pleasant, and after a while, more than a dozen ants died.
Hey, why is there no experience?
"System, what about my experience, let you eat?"
Tang Seng asked angrily.
"Master, whoever attacks you is called strange, if you don't attack you, you have no experience in killing."
"Why didn't you say it sooner!"
Tang Seng threw a big roll of eyes at the system, and put his hand to the ant's mouth, "Come on, bite quickly, bite me, and you will have experience to kill you." ”
This group of ants is very kind, they don't gnaw Tang Seng, and even take a detour.
Just when Tang Seng was depressed, he suddenly heard the sound of mosquitoes buzzing in his ears.
"Ha, come and bite me!"
Tang Seng was very excited, so he simply took off his coat and sat down in a place with mosquitoes.
Bang Bang Bang ......
Bang Bang ......
I saw a bald monk, shirtless, full of muscles, and his slaps kept falling on his body.
The head keeps ringing with the system prompt.
"Ding, congratulations master, gain experience +1!"
"Ding, congratulations master, gain experience +1!"
"Ding, congratulations master, gain experience +1!"
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(The setting is perfected: kill two types of experienced lifeforms, one, attack the protagonist's lifeform, and two, cultivate into the essence of the monster.) )