Name: Jiang Xiaoqiang, Gender: Male, Major: International Economics and Trade. reasons for imprisonment; Waste of youth, whether there is a criminal record: No. As a youth judge, I will accuse you of the crime of wasting your youth, and the defendant you plead not guilty.

Bai: Judge, I'm innocent. Then please make a presentation to the court.

I am a candidate from Jiangsu, and I was full of energy and studied hard in my third year of high school. Although God did not fulfill people's wishes, it did not allow me to play well. But I'm still dreaming of it

traveled thousands of miles to Shandong to study. In order to one day, when I return from school, I will make a career. It was with this belief in mind that I entered my freshman year. In order to meet more people, I will integrate into the university as soon as possible. I constantly participate in various competitions and actively plan various activities in my class. At the same time, we do not forget to study diligently. My lord, I was really wronged, how could I waste my youth? The judge looked at it and nodded.

The prosecutor has asked for the No. 1 witness. Judge: Witness No. 1, what's your name? Witnesses; Back to Your Excellency, my name is "Mobile Phone". Judge: What is the relationship between you and the defendant? Witness: My lord, I have a master-servant relationship with him. My master is Mr. Chiang in court. Judge: Is what he said true? Witnesses: Basically true, but some of them he didn't say, for example, even though he participated in the competition. But compared to the time I spent together, it was a pitiful amount. Every day, he either uses me to chat with little girls about QQ, post and talk, or watch movies on the Internet. Sometimes watching while charging is really invigorating. 24 hours a day, almost every day. He even puts me next to his pillow when he sleeps, and he is inseparable on weekends. In addition, although my master studied on his own almost every day, he always had to fully charge me before going to self-study, and then when I ran out of power and shut down, it was the day he returned from studying. My lord, you say it's not a waste of youth, what is it? Hurry up and lock him up and give him a free body to the slave family. Woowoowoooo............oo

The judge's face was gloomy: Defendant, whether what the plaintiff said is true. Me: Wronged! My lord, you don't know, today's mobile phones are too powerful and all-encompassing. If a person doesn't have a mobile phone now, it's simply out of touch with the times. As a new generation of college students. In today's information explosion, it is difficult to have a new mode of thinking and behavior without always grasping the new dynamics of information. How can a person who has been obsolete from beginning to end become the backbone of society? That's why I always carry my phone. Constantly practice interpersonal skills - QQ chat, constantly explore the differences between foreign culture and native culture - watch blockbusters from all over the world. You know, I'm studying foreign trade. Interpersonal skills and a broad global perspective are indispensable, and I can't say I'm wasting my youth.

Judges look at each other: the prosecutor has called witness No. 2.

Judge: Witness No. 2, what's your name?

Witness: Your Honor, my name is Computer

Judge: What does that man on stage have to do with you?

Witness: I know him, he is my master, Jiang Xiaoqiang

Judge: So whether his statement is true?

Computer: Hehe, can I just hehehe? How could it be true, look at my hard drive! Has 30G video games and 20G seeds. Can you imagine what he does every day? In addition to the weekly anime updates, he is the first to watch it. It's all youth, it's all a waste! What I can't tolerate the most is that he is still playing stealing vegetables every day. And it's a lot of fun. When playing LOL, my mouse brother is knocked every day with a headache, and my keyboard brother QWE has worn out these few key words. Lock this demon up, or I will die at his hands sooner or later, and get him, get him。。。。。

Be quiet, please keep calm with the No. 2 witness, then Jiang Xiaoqiang, is what the witness said true?

Me: It's not fake to play games, and it's not fake to have seeds. But my computer isn't all for entertainment. I also use it to study VF and VideoStudio x5, this one is the subject of the exam, and the other is my hobby and dream. Actually, I've always wanted to make a movie, and VideoStudio is the video editing software. Although I know that it is impossible to make movies now. But the young son Dan heart. Your Excellency, you should be able to understand. I was reluctant to give up, woo woo woo..............

Judge: Don't cry, as long as you are innocent, the court will clear you. The prosecutor called witness No. 3. Judge: What is your name as witness three? Witness: My name is Bed! Judge: Do you know the defendant in the courtroom? Witness: I know him even when he turns to ashes, and he sleeps with me every day of this stinky rascal. Not only sleep at night, but also at noon. Usually they don't care about me at all, they don't tidy up or clean me. Covered with the smell of sweat and oil stains, I lifted the quilt and got in. I've never thought about how people feel and I have to change multiple positions a night, one moment on my back, one moment on my side, one moment on my stomach, and I hate it to death. It made people squeak.

Hahahaha, there was a burst of laughter in the hall. Quiet, the issue of life style is not the prosecution of this case, the crime of this case is a waste of youth!

I listened to a cold sweat, hey! It can prevent the world's Han, and it is difficult to measure the person next to the pillow. How could she come out and testify against me!

Witness: Listen to me! Your Excellency, you want him to sleep with me every day, how can he go to school and realize his dreams! Drowsiness is a waste of youth. A good young man doesn't go to the library much, sticking to me every day, isn't it a waste of youth?

The judge thought that this is indeed the case, did the defendant plead guilty?

Me: This ............................

Bed: Why do you want to deny it? The old lady can tell you, if you don't admit your guilt, the old lady's sisters, "prose", "five girls", "teacher cang", are all here, see how you meet people in the future!

Me: Judge, I plead guilty! Hurry up and sentence。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

It's a farce, and it's a spiritual accountability. In reality, no one will ever sue you for wasting your youth, and fate will pull down the iron lock of your cell between your fingers and calculate your sentence. It's just that this prison is not about you, it's about your life. Have you been sentenced, prisoner of youth?????