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(1)

They met by a small river, and she asked, "If my shoes fall into the water, will you help me pick them up?"

He said: I'm not stupid, I don't know how to swim how to help you pick them up, but I can lend you my shoes

Years later, they met again by the river,

She asked: If my shoes fall into the river, do you pick them up for me or lend you yours to me?

He said: No, I will carry you!

(2)

Not long ago she told me that he wrote me a love letter today

He said, "Oh."

She said, "He asked me out for the first time today."

He said, "Yes."

She said, "He kissed me today."

He said, "Congratulations."

She said, "Today he proposed to me

He said, "I wish you happiness."

She said: He is very ambiguous with other women

He said, "Don't be careful."

She said: He kissed another woman

He said: There may be a misunderstanding

She said: He proposed to someone else

He said, "Then let's get married."

《3》

Mr. Catfish: I thought that as long as I liked it seriously, I could impress someone, but in the end, I realized that I only touched myself.

Mr. Nagging: Perhaps, the more you grow up, the more you find that a person's humility, the world is so big, the population is so large, who will care about a person's joys, sorrows, and sorrows, when you find that the emotions that you think are touching the world are thrown into this world but there is not even a splash, you will slowly understand the insignificance of love, and you will not be so sad by emotional things

Mr. Catfish: I love someone with all my heart, no matter what others look at or how the world looks, I don't think this love is humble, and I am willing to be sad for love!

Mr. Nagging: Why should the teenager be so persistent, if you are pursuing love, I can say that you are deeply ambitious, but you have been rejected, then this attachment is delusion!

Mr. Catfish: How can you say delusional, love is changeable, until the last moment, no one knows, what is it, is it wrong for me to persevere for a love?

Mr. Nag: God didn't create fingerprints to decorate, but to tell people that everyone has injuries. Whether your attachment is for the pursuit of love or for the frustration after being hurt this only you know, I just want to say that life is short, you don't have to dwell on anything, let go and get it.

Mr. Catfish: I'm not going to settle in a palm print, that's self-defeating.

Mr. Nag: If you believe in fate, then everything is predestined, and if you don't believe in fate, then everything is destined to be accidental.

Hey, the truth of the world is to prove that you are not a madman to make a footnote, its essence is not important, what matters is what you really get, and whether this possession can make you happy, other dialectical relations are left to philosophers to think, I still like to be a depraved mortal in a vain world.

《4》

I once had a high school classmate with a particularly low emotional intelligence, one day he told me that the girl he liked praised him for being a good person and asked me if I should make persistent efforts to confess to her. Stood with the bouquet of flowers that had nowhere to be placed.

So I hate to be a good person, inspirational to be a bad man, even if you can't destroy the flowers, you have to have a thousand styles, and after being chic, I lit a cigarette and said in the tone of someone who came over in the banquet: Brother, you are still too young.

In order to do this, I diligently apprenticed to learn the skills of one "great god" after another in the intertwining of wine chips. All kinds of brazen contact information, all kinds of rhetorical braggaking and coaxing. I'm hungry and waiting for you with takeaway, I'll pick you up when it's raining, I'll accompany you when it's a friend conflict, because I got to know you, my world is turned on for you 24 hours a day, such a perfect standard boyfriend, and its most direct purpose is to date! About! About! When that girl stumbles and commits herself to you, she leaves a dashing back and leaves.

Don't be nostalgic, don't care, don't even love her, only such a man can stand on the commanding heights of love and look down on all the women who have loved her, love is very humble, either a king who reigns over the world, or a mote curled up in the corner.

Of course I want to be a king, so I also try to wander away from the ten miles of ocean, in the face of a woman I don't love, I shush the cold and ask for warmth, ears and temples grinding, but every time the last kick at the door but somehow hastily ended, the tighter the hug, the more you can hear the voice of your heart. Obviously a dick silk but contaminated with the temperament of a literary and artistic youth, those "gods" say that I am too stupid. The world of flowers and flowers takes what they need, why should you let love and dislove become your bond. Feelings are such a thing, whoever takes it seriously first will lose,。。。。。。。。

But I still can't do it. Although it is indeed good to have a relationship with a beautiful woman, during the banquet, you can boast and be eye-catching, but love is not an exhibition in the eyes of others, love is the companionship between you and me day after day, year after year. You have me, I have you, it can be the tenderness wrapped in a quilt, or your body temperature to warm my heart.

can't be a scumbag, and I'm unwilling to be a dick, so I became a tease in the eyes of the "great god". But it's not a bad feeling, at least I'm still myself. If I were to go back to high school, I would beg God to let me meet that classmate with low emotional intelligence again, and then go to pit him again and encourage him to confess. But this time I'm not here to watch the show, but because I think this is love, what is failure, what is three rolls, it's a big deal, you turn around and scold me: Damn, you tease.