Chen Mo was smoking a cigarette, while waiting for Zhao Yingjun to scold almost, and said with a hippie smile: "Hey, brother dei, don't scold first, don't my mother first, okay?"

I have something to say to you, will you wait for a while? ”

When Zhao Yingjun heard this, he finally stopped, glaring at Chen Mo angrily, thinking that he would apologize to himself or say something nice.

However, he heard Chen Mo take a puff of cigarette very seriously and said: "The song you just sang is really ugly!" ”

"I'm Nyima! I'm Nyima! I'm Nyima......"

Come on, this thing is starting to go crazy again!

Chen Mo held back a wicked laugh, and mischievously followed his rhythm and kept saying: "Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce ......"

In this way, the opposite side has been "Nian Nima", and Chen Mo has been "rebounding"!

Sailors are laughing and can't take care of themselves.

"It's too bad! Hanging the king, everyone is like that, and they still say that people's singing is ugly! ”

"Life is already so difficult, some things should not be debunked!"

"I won't dare to offend the king in the future!"

"Yes, there is only one end to offending the king-life is better than death!"

has been "rebounding" for half an hour, just listening to a plop!

Zhao Yingjun on the other side of the camera foamed at the mouth, fell in front of the computer, and fainted.

"Huh? It seems that I won this scolding war? Old iron, now tell you a scolding stunt, you only need to know two words, you can scold the invincible opponents all over the world!

Tell me out loud, what are those two words! ”

Chen Mo gave an order, and the barrage was like a sea of mountains, crazy output!

"Bounce !!"

"Bounce !!"

"Bounce !!"

"Bounce !!"

"Bounce !!"

Qing Yishui's "rebound" swiped the screen for more than ten minutes before it stopped!

At this time, Chen Mo's live broadcast room has exceeded 4 million people, crushing Zhang Daxian and Hi's to the bottom!

even almost crushed the popularity of the live broadcast room of the first brother of Betta Fish, Lu Benwei!

"Thank you for your strong support, this time I really want to draw the best skin of Honor of Kings!

Five Big Misses' Doomsday Mecha Skins, Five Diao Chan's Midsummer Night's Dreams, plus ten upcoming Ming Shiyin Heroes plus Skin Packs!

Everyone who wins the lottery directly pays money to everyone's Alipay, you can choose to buy your own skin, or you can leave the money for something else, you can do it!

This time the requirements are not high, as long as you click to follow and read, and send attention to the lottery, the old iron, it is better to take action, pay attention to the subscription and go a wave! ”

Such a simple lottery condition made Chen Mo's subscription and attention skyrocket by one million!

Although there is a lot of moisture in it, at least the façade looks too good!

Now Chen Mo can even fight with the top ten anchors of Douyu!

By the time the draw was over, it was 12 o'clock in the evening.

Yang Yuchan had already lowered her eyelids, and she was about to fall asleep.

Chen Mo immediately said: "Ladies and gentlemen, let's go to bed quickly for the last paragraph before the broadcast, my female ticket is waiting for me to help her enlarge her breasts!" ”

After a pause, Chen Mo said: "I won't talk about the small dirty paragraph today, and I will talk to you about what a modern stinky girl is."

Contemporary stinky girl record: Painted with inferior cosmetics, dressed in high-imitation explosive clothes, and the new stalls in the canteen are all said to be pulling weeds.

yelling to lose weight, never exercising, saying that he was afraid of developing muscle legs, asked his friends who were exercising around him how to lose weight, and turned his head after asking and said how disgusting you look at this muscle.

On a diet, I don't dare to eat a meal, but I can eat two catties of dried fruits a day, and in the end I can't figure out why I can't lose weight.

Chest A-, waist C cover, ugly, more than 120 pounds, not as tall as a primary school student, but the favorite to say that a man is less than 1.8 meters is a cripple.

Lu Han, Ma Han, Niu Han, Donkey Han, VR husband changes every week, and she can be worse than the old Diao mother-in-law in the TV series.

If you don't read a book, you can't understand it, you can't see six pages in seven days when you look for a famous book, you can't read it, and then you say that it's boring to write, and whoever likes to read it is pretending to be forced.

Chinese is not good for Suo, and foreign will only have two sentences, one emmm, and one call.

Reading ability does not exceed one hundred and forty words, and the depth of improvement mainly depends on forwarding the focus of thoughts, and the main reading material every day is "fish and cat love words" or something, mountains, seas, deer, whales, you, seeing tears, feeling that this is love, and I hope that we are all married to love.

Cloud cats, but the real reason is that they can't even feed themselves, love cats to the extreme, scold dad can, scold cats can't, say that her dad is fat she follows the fun, say cat fat she can make your whole family mourning party.

Offline baby, three mothers on the Internet, beautiful name cool girl. Kind, gentle, self-proclaimed, and loving avenues are mainly through online waxing.

The self-proclaimed feminist, who loves to shout that Chinese men can't do it, advocates letting the subject buy a house in full and then write her own name on the real estate certificate, and force her to move in, which is very equal.

Fear of marriage every day, in fact, there is no man hanging her at all, and occasionally a blind one comes, very excited!

Lightspeed takes a screenshot of the chat history, and then contributes to the straight man's speech.

Chatting with the male god, I didn't wait for a reply all night, I was extremely disappointed, and I ate two catties of fruit after being lost.

At this time, I suddenly caught a glimpse of the video invitation at home, and quickly clicked on it, the old father looked at the big face plate overflowing the screen and felt distressed, it is not easy to go out, you see, the girl is hungry and thin again.

Dad, don't say that, Dad, you're haggard, Dad, you're hard, Dad, you're tired, your eyes are moist, and a warm current is coming to your heart.

Put down the phone, recalled the father in the video, one after another, Dad has been running for the family all the year round, and has no time to take care of himself, thinking of Daddy's tired look, oily face, and Daddy's Polo with a collar, his distorted figure, and the few hairs left on his brain, mixed feelings, speechless for a while, paralyzed for a long time, and fell into silence. After a long time, I stopped thinking, got up, picked up my mobile phone and started posting on Weibo: Why is your middle-aged man so greasy? ”

A long description of some disgusting women on the Internet now made all the sailors laugh.

"Poofha This adjective 66666! ”

"Report! I strongly ask the king to stop innuendoly insulting me personally! ”

"I'll also add: after Ben Baby, the Stinky Girl prefers to call herself Ben Fairy. Obviously, they were the kind of fairies whose faces hit the ground first. ”

"Hahahaha, in addition to being lost, I ate two catties of fruit! Poofhahahaha! ”

"The women's rights article is so well written! yelling about the equality of men and women every day, but I can't fulfill any obligations, if you don't accommodate the old lady, don't support the old lady willingly, you won't be a man~~~~~~, oh ho ho

"The quality of the anchor is extremely low! Follow! ”

"Hahahaha, I saw so many girls who sprayed the king in the barrage. What I want to say is, if you are not this kind of woman, why do you have such a strong sense of substitution?

People are scolding scumbags, not normal girls! ”