Chapter 413: This Unreal and Cruel World!
Early morning.
"Ahh Late for late! ”
Yi Cheng, who missed the alarm clock because he was lying in bed, rushed out of the door in a panic with a slice of bread in his mouth, and then just went down the stairs when he bumped into the landlady who was drunk returning from the bar.
"Oops, oops...... Boy, you're always so impatient. ”
Holding the face of someone who had crashed into her arms and slowly rubbing it in her plump and straight breasts, the smiling landlady completely ignored the whimper and struggle of someone who was suffocating.
"Anyway, I've wanted to do it with you for a long time - don't look at me like this, in fact, I kept ...... for you for the first time today."
"Woo woo (Today's first time is rare!) )”
"Huh? Looks like you like this kind of treatment, boy! ”
"Woooooooooooo Woooooooooooo (What, what!) Ghosts like it! )”
"Oh, yes, it's really that you don't even want to leave my chest, in that case, ......"
"Uh......h Alack! ”
“……”
Yi Cheng swears that if this woman hadn't drunk a little too much last night, maybe he would have become the negative teaching material for being suffocated to death with big breasts in the headlines tomorrow.
It took a lot of effort to drag the drunken woman to her own room and throw her on the bed, and after thinking about it, she gave up the idea of stripping her drunken clothes and snapping up by the way—not because she wasn't interested in a drunk woman, but because she ...... He's really late this time!
Hurrying and hurrying, he still missed the only subway that could save his attendance today, and then was ruthlessly closed the elevator door in front of him when he came to the building, and finally, when Yi Cheng came to the top floor of this landmark building in the prime area of the second ring road of the imperial capital, he saw a room of colleagues looking at him with pity, sympathy, and unbearable eyes.
"The manager said I want you to come to her office."
The one who spoke was a clerk who was newly transferred to the office, and he was also the new secretary of the general manager.
Oh, and by the way, let's talk a little bit about the current situation.
Yi Cheng, male, 26 years old, is ostensibly an employee of a large multinational foreign-funded company, but in fact, his real identity is a ...... Superheroes.
That's right, the superhero mentioned here is the kind of one who can fly around in the sky, fight and tear down a building in minutes, and have to run out to save the world and beat the little monster at every turn, but obviously, this is nothing new in today's era, after all, after the century war that almost destroyed the entire world, the existence of superheroes has long been known to people all over the world.
Of course, with the legalization, regularization and openness of superheroes, coupled with the fact that the two most powerful evil villains on the planet "Guardian" and "Guide" have been roughly wiped out a few years ago, according to this urine nature, it is only a matter of a year to sweep away the evil villains of the entire planet, so now, many superheroes are beginning to feel deep worries about their future employment situation.
And Yi Cheng, a newcomer who only has paper-level extraordinary abilities and has just been recruited into the company after taking the shit luck, is the most frightening one among everyone.
Because his ability is so weak that he can't even lift the skirt of a girl, he is usually in this office dressed in the skin of "company", he is naturally the handyman who is called by everyone, including preparing milk tea and snacks for well-known superheroes, paying attention to first-hand information at any time and notifying attendance according to their respective scope of responsibility, cleaning the lounge, bathroom and dressing room, etc...... This kind of work is basically in charge of Yicheng.
Although he has also put forward such self-defeating opinions as "why not hire a real cleaner", whether it is his immediate boss, the superhero named "Baolong Family" as the head of the propaganda department of the company, or the next level, he just said that he wanted Yicheng to go to the office
Seeing her general manager, or the general boss of this security company, who is also the director and CEO of the company appointed by the Auron Consortium to the imperial capital as the head of the region, he naturally chose to ignore his protests.
And today, who is late for the third time this month, what kind of bleak ending will he face?
When he came to the door of the general manager's office, Yi Cheng found that his legs had begun to tremble.
"Enter."
After Yi Cheng carefully knocked on the door twice, a cold voice came from inside.
"Manager...... What did you call me for? ”
"Sit."
Usually known as "Cold Face Shura" in the company, although it looks petite and cute, it is actually a cold iceberg, and it will never speak more than ten words to anyone, and its attitude towards employee violations is zero tolerance.
And now, just as Yi Cheng trembled and put his ass on the side of the chair, the manager, who had the above attributes that seemed to be set entirely against him, and the powerful manager, also opened his mouth indifferently.
"You're late."
"Right...... I'm sorry! ”
"For the third time this month."
"I know...... But the manager, in fact, today is because of ......"
"Someone committed suicide by lying on the rails again?"
"That's right! That's right! ”
Incidentally, the reason for Yi Cheng's late arrival in the first two times was that "someone committed suicide in the subway station" - because in fact, people are doing it every day now.
It is not because of the loss of hope in this world, nor because the heaviness of reality has made these people lose confidence in life.
The real situation is...... Because some time ago, there were many incidents of superheroes using their abilities to hide their identities for profit and suppress ordinary people, so not long ago, the head office decided to adopt this strategy of creating panic among ordinary people, in order to erect a glorious image of superheroes saving people from fire and water.
However, it is obvious that the reason put forward by Yicheng today cannot be established in the eyes of the manager.
"I said, just look at the results."
Glancing coldly at Yi Cheng with lilac eyes, the manager lowered his head and continued to review the mountains of documents in front of him.
"If you're late again, you'll leave on your own."
"Right...... I'm sorry! I promise not! ”
"Get out."
"Oh...... Good...... Ok ......"
Just as Yi Cheng cautiously exited the office door, another command from the manager came from behind him.
"Shower room, remember to clean up."
"Don't worry, manager! Guaranteed to be clean! ”
Finally...... It's over for the time being.
Although an ultimatum was issued, the fact is that similar ultimatums were not given once or twice, but in the end, Yi Cheng was finally able to get away with continuing to mess around in this company.
He credits this to his excellent logistical skills - how can you hire a cleaner to clean the shower by yourself?
"Well, you weren't expelled, were you?"
The female secretary, who was about to deliver a document to the manager at the door, saw Yi Cheng come out with an embarrassed face and smiled at him shallowly.
"It's alright...... After all, I'm the backbone of the company. ”
"Hmm...... That's right, if you don't make tea, you wouldn't even be able to get motivated to work. ”
"With your words...... I'm sure I'll make today's tea with 120% enthusiasm! ”
"Then I'll look forward to it a little bit – don't forget, I have condensed milk in my tea, no sugar."
"Don't worry, it's all clear."
After a few words with the beautiful and gentle female secretary, Yi Cheng ran back to his office with a cigarette, and before he could sit down and take a breath, he heard another voice that made him uneasy.