Grab a red envelope?

Courier confiscation?

What do you mean?

When Chen Mo's joke came out, even some old sailors were a little confused.

I don't know what it means.

After all, Chen Mo's sailors are young.

Although I have heard a lot of small dirty paragraphs, once it comes to this kind of joke that only the old driver has personally experienced, he knows.

It's a complete mess!

"What do you mean?"

"I listened to it with a confused face......

"Why aren't you allowed to grab red envelopes?"

"What's wrong with colleagues grabbing red envelopes?"

"Ask the old driver to explain!"

And this time.

An older and more experienced veteran driver disdainfully explained:

"Do you dare to call yourself the Demon King?

I don't know what that means?

A group of fake drivers!!

Let me tell you, that wife is a chicken.

A colleague flock is a flock of chickens.

Whoever grabs the red envelope has to go out and help out.

Those who understand this paragraph are all people who have come over.

You little buddies are also playing on the Internet! ”

"!!!"

"Great God, kneel down !!"

"I see!"

"And this kind of operation?"

"Well, I'll help my friend ask for the group number."

"Please pull me into this group, I want to send a red envelope, thank you."

"I have no friends! That's me! I want to join the group!! ”

There was even a water friend who sent a barrage and said:

"Ding! Didi Kuaidi prostitution grabbing order success! ”

And then the water friends at the bottom blew up!

"Ding! The prostitute will take the order for you by yourself! ”

"Ding! The prostitution group will assign you a new order! ”

"Ding! You have an unfinished prostitution order, please deal with it in time! ”

"Ding! Where to send you a 50 yuan red envelope, please pay attention to check! ”

"Xiu'er, I've been looking for you for so many years!"

"Prostitution Duoduo has saved you another hundred and fifty dollars!"

"A bunch of devils!"

"I shouldn't have peeked at the live stream during class, you devils!!"

A joke directly brought up the heat.

Chen Mo continued:

Joking with my cousin-in-law, he said:

'Sister-in-law, how did you fall in love with my cousin?'

Love and ugly. ’

My cousin said, 'He's driving a walk-behind tractor when he's young. ’

I said, 'What's wrong with driving a walk-behind tractor?' Was it profitable back then? ’

My cousin smiled, put on her clothes, and went to cook.

Leave me deep in thought......"

Although this paragraph this time still has a bit of connotation.

But it's not as connotative as the previous one.

A lot of sailors quickly understood!

"I heard that I got dressed and cooked...... Wait a minute! Put on your clothes?! ”

"It's not as delicious as dumplings, but it's fun as ......"

"Lao Tie, your angle is too tricky!"

"When I was a child, my grandmother told me that dogs can hear things that people can't."

"Obviously, wearing clothes affects appetite."

"Let me tell you! Anyone who has ever driven a walk-behind tractor knows it.

That thing is making a lot of noise, and before it enters the village, the sound will reach the house.

By the time the tractor went into the yard, the meal was ready.

I'm an honest person, don't bully me. ”

"The tractor is too loud, and when my sister-in-law and others are there, I know that her husband is back, understand?"

"Damn, it seems that my sister-in-law is not simple!!"

"It's not simple, it's obviously the king! Let my sister-in-law get dressed and go cooking......"

"The car doesn't have a power steering pump, and you can't move the steering wheel at more than 100 pounds!"

"My hands are shaking terribly......"

"I don't understand one thing.

Why does the hanging king always meet a coquettish aunt, a sister-in-law who loves to make dumplings, a cousin who springs every day, and a goddess like a chicken.

What kind of circle do you live in?

Can I join? ”

Chen Mo took a sip of water and continued:

"It's the last paragraph in the opening.

It's not a joke, it's just to talk about our childhood male god Liuxiaolingtong teacher.

One of my buddies said, 'A lot of people have been scolding six-year-olds lately. ’

I asked, 'How did they scold?' ’

My buddy: 'They repeated what the six-year-old boy said......

Ahem...... Of course, this is a joke.

However, recently, the reputation of the six-year-old teacher has really fallen off a cliff.

I've never been so disappointed in a person.

Even if it is a traffic star with a black history, I have never been so disappointed.

Because I've never liked those traffic stars, I don't care what they do.

But it's not the same for six-year-olds.

I've really liked him since I was a kid and treated him like a real artist!

I didn't expect his character to be like this......"

"Who scolded the six-year-old child? Really! It must be a six-eared macaque!

When it comes to six-eared macaques, I think of Journey to the West.

In the second half of this year, the Sino-US co-production Journey to the West will be officially launched.

I continue to play the Monkey King, and I will use the artistic image of the Monkey King to create a positive image.

Culture and sports are blooming, promoting Chinese culture, and I hope you can support it more. ”

"China's most influential TV actor for more than 30 years

The actor of the Monkey King is Mr. Liuxiaolingtong

A total of 36 years of legendary acting career

has been filming for so long, and now it is also smeared by young people

Cultural people should pay attention to what they say!

Isn't it okay to be considerate of Teacher Six?

Two or three times is enough, right?

It's been black since the beginning!

Isn't it interesting to spend time with black people?"

"When I saw the barrage upstairs, I originally picked up the 30-meter-long knife in my hand, but then I put down the ......"

"Hidden poems!"

"Xiu, brother!"

"Next time, it's over with a direct flower, and then it's !!

Speaking of rolling, I think of Zhu Bajie, and when it comes to Zhu Bajie, I ...... Flowering!!! ”

"All of you are Six Scholars!"

"Chapter Mouth!"

"Hello all the teachers of the Sixth School!"

A wave of six academic discussions.

Triggered a barrage explosion again!

Many people have expressed their opinions about the six-year-old child.

After the joke is over.

Chen Mo smiled:

"Okay, that's the end of today's warm-up paragraph.

Start the official live broadcast.

Let's talk about the big update of Honor of Kings first.

It's really an unprecedented update!

The interface, image quality, and models have all been refreshed!

King's Canyon is finally no longer a low-end mobile game with picture quality, and it's a bit of a card.

A lot of heroes have been adjusted, so I won't introduce the specifics.

Let's go to the official website and see it for yourself.

There is also a Tower of the Sun gameplay.

To be honest, this gameplay is actually the gameplay of swiping dungeons for web games and terminal games.

If it weren't for the skin bonus, I don't think anyone would touch this thing.

Even if it's a head star element skin reward.

I will not touch it again when I play two hands.

It's really too chicken, it's not fun at all. ”

"Plus, there's a new thing called Battle Pass for Glory.

This thing, to put it simply, is that you don't spend money and you only get a very rubbish reward.

If you want Lu Bu and Ying Zheng's Battle Pass skins, you have to spend money.

The rewards here, other than these two skins, are of no use to veteran players.

If you want skins, you can spend money honestly, you can't get Battle Pass skins in the free version. ”