Chapter 0147 Don't be so curious, it will be the Japanese [three-in-one, for the alliance leader Shadow Mu Zijia (1)! 】
"Miss, do you want to sit in the car?"
Lynch's eyes darkened, thinking he had misheard something.
Are the people of the headquarters so strong?
Why is this old guy so old that he still wants to shake the car?
Are you blind? Haven't you seen Levi have such a young and handsome machine by her side?
Even if my secretary doesn't do it himself, it's impossible for you to do it as a bad old man!
Why do you want to shake the car? Go to the headquarters of the tamped horse! Go to the horse to respect the old and love the young!
Lao Tzu beats you and cries!
Lynch lost his temper and didn't say anything, kicking the car window.
Kicked at the hideous face with the toad glasses......
As a result, I kicked it in the air!
The body stumbled forward and kicked on the back of a seat.
A middle-aged aunt turned around and scolded:
"What nerves? Can't you watch a good movie! ”
"Huh?"
Lynch suddenly felt a little disillusioned and felt dizzy.
Movie?
Aunt?
Where am I?
Levi on the side clenched Lynch's right hand:
"President, you're so engrossed."
Lynch was stunned, wiped his sweat, and realized that he was actually sitting in an empty movie theater.
High dome, pitch-black walls, no screen......
Lynch suddenly remembered that because it was only ten o'clock in the morning, it was still early for dinner, so Levy took him to experience the state-of-the-art immersive 4D cinema at the headquarters.
The so-called immersive 4D cinema is a real stereoscopic film that is completely immersed in a scene, and the image of the film is enveloped in the entire hall in a three-dimensional way.
This creates an unparalleled sense of substitution, and for Lynch, who is watching a 4D movie for the first time, if he is not strong-willed, it can almost have a certain illusion effect.
That's Lynch.
No one can touch his woman, not even a woman who isn't her for a while!
Even if the president comes, he has to kick the horse.
What he didn't know was that the bad old man in front of him happened to be the role played by the president, and the movie playing in the cinema at the moment was called-
"Rhapsody of Lucky Love"
The director is the contemporary president of the Gewu Society, a third-rate B-grade film director from neon, Akira Kurosawa, and the neon film master Akira Kurosawa is only one word different, but the level is 108,000 miles apart.
"Lucky Love Rhapsody" is directed and acted by Akira Kurosawa, and it is about the protagonist "Kitano" who is not good-looking and has no female popularity, but what he thinks about is the affair between men and women.
"That's right! Beautiful women like men who drive famous cars! ”
Thinking like this, Kitano spent 3,000 yuan to buy a second-hand broken car and hooked up with women everywhere, but no woman was willing to take care of him at all.
"Well, it's still not a convertible!"
So he sold his grandfather's liver and kidneys and bought a convertible, but as soon as he drove on the road, the car was decomposed and tattered.
"Miss, do you want to sit in the car?"
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Lynch was deeply shocked by this silly plot and prepared to pull Levi out of the cinema.
As a result, Levy was still a little immersed in the plot and didn't want to leave, plus she weighed more than 100, Lynch pulled it, but she didn't pull it, so she simply carried Levy Fengyan's body on her shoulders and walked out of the cinema directly.
Leaving the cinema, the whole world is quiet.
Taking a breath of fresh air and expelling the vulgar plot in his mind, Lynch felt the beauty of the world again, so he grabbed Levi's big ass and said indignantly:
"No, why does such a high-end movie theater have to show such a nasty and disgusting film, and release venom to Lao Tzu and release Sea King."
"Will, President...... Can you put me down first? ”
"Oh yes."
Only then did Lynch realize that he still had Levy on his shoulder.
It seems that I was confused by watching a movie, it must be like this, and I definitely don't want to take the opportunity to rub oil.
Lai Weiqiao's face flushed, and she straightened her clothes and said:
"This is a movie made by the president, and we need to study it carefully and experience the spiritual thoughts."
"The president also works part-time to make movies?"
"It's not a part-time job, it's a professional director, the kind that can make money."
Director...... Akira Kurosawa...... This is a neon man, instead of making this kind of stupid thing, it is better to make a small movie. ”
Levy blushed to the base of her ears and said:
"I've listened to and heard that I've filmed ......"
Lynch:
“……”
What kind of organization is this Nima Society?
The president is actually a third-rate vulgar director?
Levi tried to explain:
"The main reason is that the position of president has been vacated in the past 20 years, he has been living in neon, and it's okay to make movies out of boredom, in fact, this film is magical realism, and it's not bad to that extent when you watch it seriously."
"Don't insult magical realism, okay? I also know a little bit about literature. ”
Something suddenly occurred to Lynch.
"Wait, isn't that lead actor the president just now?"
"Hmm."
"I suddenly don't want to see ......"
Lynch was sweating on his forehead, busy during the day, and having to see him at night, which was not good.
"Just ask in advance, this old man doesn't like men, right?"
"What do you want? The president is only interested in your experience, not in your body, but I am interested in your body. ”
Feeling that something ambiguous was said, Levy hurriedly explained:
"I'm curious about what kind of structure your body is, you can't even blow up an A-class nuclear warhead."
"It's nothing, it's just a word, hard."
Lynch was still a little uneasy.
"By the way, is the president reliable?"
Originally, Lynch didn't have this kind of suspicion, but there are too many neon people who are perverted, and they have to be wary.
Even Fei Fei, a good person with only half neon blood, still can't figure out the gender, this old man looks hideous, and has made a small movie, is it really okay?
Lynch expressed deep skepticism.
Levi:
"Of course it's reliable, the president is a hero of World War II, let's put it this way, there is no president, the Gewu Society is now called the Heavenly Demon Group, because of the rampage in World War II, he also lost his eyes, very pitiful."
"Lost your eyesight and made a movie?"
Lynch thought he had misheard something.
"He doesn't need eyesight as an old man, just like your predecessor Li Wuxie, the former president of Jiangnan, his magnetic spirit sword is also super strong, and the president has a light spirit sword, which can replace his eyes, and it was because of the excessive use of the light spirit sword in World War II that he injured his eyes."
"Manipulate light and shadow, ......"
Lynch recalls being in the movie theater just now.
"No wonder it's a bit close to a fantasy...... What to do now? ”
Levy put her hands behind her back, a little embarrassed.
"I haven't arrived at dinner yet, I don't watch movies, so I can only go to the hotel to rest."
"Isn't it too fast? Let me slow down, it's true that I've endured two soul-destroying nuclear bombs, but I'm afraid I won't be able to withstand your actual nuclear weapons. ”
"What did you say, President?"
"It's nothing, let's go eat first."
"It's fine."
Levy then drove Lynch to a restaurant at the end of the city's main street.
Located on the open-air balcony jutting out of the sky pavilion, this restaurant has a unique shape and a beautiful environment, where you can look at the quiet and orderly street while leaning against the hemispherical glass cover and admiring the gorgeous aurora outside.
It gives the feeling of dining on a spaceship.
It was past ten o'clock in the morning, and there was no one in the restaurant, so Levy chose a window seat to sit down.
"What do you want to eat?"
Looking out the window at the gorgeous ribbon-like aurora borealis, Lynch didn't care too much about eating.
"Whatever."
Levy then called the waiter.
"A spherical pizza."
"Spherical?"
"Wait a minute, both of you."
After a while, the waiter brought a plate covered with a huge golden basin.
Uncovering the golden basin, an oversized ball cake appeared in front of Lynch's eyes.
It smells like pizza.
It seems to be a little more fragrant.
It's mouth-watering.
Lynch really ate the so-called spherical pizza for the first time, and when he cut it with a fork, he found that the spherical pizza was wrapped in layers, peeled from the outside in, and each layer was a thin slice of pizza.
It's almost a spherical mille-feuille.
The styling is very innovative.
The taste is much better than any pizza Lynch has ever eaten in reality, and Pizza Hut is almost a must-loser compared to one another.
For Lynch, no matter how delicious pizza is, it is just a mundane thing after all, and it is still 108,000 miles short of his spiritual vegetable barbecue last night, and the gap in spiritual power cannot be made up for by any amount of deliciousness.
Lynch didn't comment on pizza, he didn't come to headquarters for good food.
While tearing the pizza in his hand, he asked:
"Who is stronger, the president or Li Wuxie?"
Levi eats pizza and is called a stormy and windy......
"President, of course...... But if that hadn't happened twenty years ago, Senior Li might be the strongest now, at least no worse than the old chief. ”
Lynch was slightly surprised, and was constantly refreshed by Li Wuxie's cognition.
"Li Wuxian used to hang like this? What the hell is going on? ”
Levy had a large slice of bread and meat in her mouth, her cheeks bulging, and she said indistinctly:
"Haven't you even heard of it? Ay...... What else is there but that? ”
Looking at Levi's appearance of eating cakes, Lynch, who had never been cute before, suddenly felt a little hard.
Such a small mouth, actually swallowed such a big cake, and the cheeks were bulging......
Wonderful!
"That's right...... What kind of thing do you say? ”
"It's the female Dao demon...... Give ......"
"Oh."
Lynch let out a meaningful sigh, Li Wuxian turned out to be a pervert, no wonder he was always cautious, probably because he was jealous of his kidneys.
Levi continued:
"It was said to be very serious, and it was good that Chairman Lee was able to save his life......
"What female Dao demon is so strong?"
"I've heard about it too, don't spread the word, it's said that this female Dao demon is still a spy on this side of the Society, it should be a female Dao demon cultivated by the pioneers, and it is planted inside the enemy; And the senior Li was the person on the president's side, and the president has always been at odds with the pioneers, so the two sides did not communicate well in advance, and there was a misunderstanding when performing the task, resulting in the current situation. ”
The more Levy eats, the more energetic she becomes, and the more she speaks, she doesn't feel like a mixed-race female student at all, but an aunt in the Northeast, and there is no sense of disobedience at all in "Country Love".
Lynch felt like he was watching a bloody drama.
"Your own people did your own people?"
"President, let me tell you, this is not called dog blood, more exaggerated is still to come, although Senior Li fell into the root of kidney failure, but in the end the enemy was solved by the two of them, that battle was very important, killed three Distraction Realm Dao Demons, changed the entire battlefield situation, the two of them made great contributions, so that after that, Senior Li and this learned spy disguised as a female Dao Demon became members of the Seven Sages of Gewu, this was thirty years ago...... Now both of them have been summoned by the headquarters, and they will not look up and look down in the future, hahaha, fate, wonderful. ”
"Poof......
Lynch was almost amused by this funny thing, and thought to himself that it was really hard for the Gewu Society to still stand.
"Your circle is really messy."
But then again, thirty years ago, Li Wuxie, who was only in his early twenties, was injured and was able to kill three Distraction Realm Dao Demons with female spies, and there was no one.
Lynch couldn't have imagined that the first scholar he met in his life, the kidney deficiency doll who had been fighting day and night, was actually a player who was more talented than Qi Ming without makeup.
It's really not a good look, and a wolfberry can't be measured......
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After eating the spherical pizza, Levi took Lynch on a tour of the famous Gewu Academy.
This is the highest and only professional institution of the Gewu Society.
The school is not big, the architectural layout is a bit like Hogwarts, a magic school in Harry Potter, and the atmosphere in the school is not fundamentally different from Jiangnan University.
But now, Lynch still has a wish.
That's the resentment that he went to college, but he hasn't been to college yet......
I went to college counselor, but I wasn't a college student after all.
If you say that you want to go to college, you have to go to college.
Is it still a man if talking doesn't count?
Fortunately, Dr. Liu and Levy are both female college students, so maybe they will ...... in the future
You know.
Walking around the school, many people recognized Levie, you must know that Levy has graduated for seven or eight years, which shows how much of a sensation Levie's academic genius caused in the school back then.
As if seeing a legendary big man, there are constantly people on campus who come over and take pictures excitedly, including men, women, and even teachers.
"Hello Sister Levi."
"Senior sister's boyfriend is so handsome."
(Polite words.) )
"Senior sister, why do you sometimes go back to school?"
was mistaken for a couple, and Levy didn't defend it, she just smiled and nodded, and there was a feeling of campus love in her heart - she was so addicted to studying that she never fell in love.
But if you think about it, she was only eight years old when she went to school, and it was a crime to chase her.
"This school is worthy of being full of high-achieving students, and their eyes are very vicious."
Lynch sighed, although his appearance was not ugly, it was the first time that he was said to be handsome in public, which made him walk with a chic appearance and a tail cocked into the sky.
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After finishing school, Levi took Lynch deep into the underground mechanical city, all the way unimpeded, and soon came to a closed dojo - this is where the international column assembles and trains in actual combat.
The dojo looks like a Roman Colosseum, with a large circular arena in the middle, surrounded by auditoriums, of course, there are no spectators at the moment, only a few insiders who arrived early.
This shows that Levy is also an insider.
Lynch couldn't help but sigh:
"You're very talented."
Levy was not modest either, and nodded happily:
"Hehe, don't hide it from the president, in fact, when I first learned that I was going to be sent to be the branch secretary, I thought it was the [pioneer] who made a mistake, so I was angry for a long time, and I did a few days of psychological struggle, which is why I only went to Jiangnan today to report, but later, the pioneer showed me your brilliant resume, I looked at it, thought about it, and still came, I felt ...... President, you may be a talent. ”
"It's nature."
Lynch suddenly became smug and put his arm around Levi's bucket waist...... Ahem, to be honest, it's a little thinner than a bucket, and it feels very good, soft and tender, and it feels like you can pinch out the water.
Levi, who pinched it directly, blushed for a while.
"It turns out that my resume is not widely known in the headquarters, and even you, as a pioneer maintenance personnel, need to provide additional information from the pioneer to find out."
"yes, so I feel like you're very peculiar, and I'm especially looking forward to seeing Dr. Liu dissect you."
"Don't look forward to it, it's not suitable for children."
Levy's little face was angry, and her chest was raised in shock.
"I'm not a kid anymore."
"Ahem."
Lynch was slightly embarrassed and looked around, and there were still only three or five people in the entire training ground.
"How is it empty, people?"
Levy looked down at her phone.
"It's not there, it's almost there."
Before the words fell, an American muscle combat vehicle passed through the interior of the Machine City, slowly descended from the opening and closing door at the top of the training ground, and landed outside the sideline of the training hall, not far from Lynch.
Three people stepped out of the flying car.
A tall, thin young man with a vicissitudes of life, a coquettish man in a suit and orange glasses, and a tall and muscular man.
Lynch looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.
As soon as the three of them saw Levy, they came over and greeted:
"It's early, Secretary General Levie."
Levi nodded, only smiling and not speaking.
"Secretary-General?"
Lynch was a little confused.
Dare to love this girl is not only a pioneer maintainer, but also the secretary general of an organization?
Eighteen-year-old Secretary-General? Such a gossipy fat secretary general? Fun and happy?
After greeting Levi, the three of them also recognized Lynch's identity.
The man with orange glasses said:
"Didn't think you would also join the international column? I've heard that only A-level can join, are you also A-level? ”
Lynch's face was expressionless, somewhat indifferent.
"You...... Who is it? ”
Levi hurriedly explained to Lynch:
"You've seen all three, Mark Kidd, Naban, Tasker."
Lynch was still confused.
"Who's with whom?"
Levi:
"If you talk about Magneto, Hulk, Iron Man, you should know."
"Oh......"
The tall and thin youth is Magneto, the man in the suit and orange glasses is Iron Man, and the tall muscular man is the Hulk.
Lynch suddenly realized and said meaningfully:
"It turned out to be the group of people who were beaten into dogs by zombies, and if I hadn't run to save people, I wouldn't have been able to hang up a few Mi people."
"You-"
Magneto was quite calm, and only said indifferently.
"Isn't it within the scope of your host's defense to poke the basket that is not in place?"
Lynch pouted.
"I didn't say it wasn't a business, it's just that I didn't expect you guys to be weak."
Iron Man:
"It turns out that you know Secretary General Levie, no wonder you can defeat the majestic in the chicken eating competition, and you can also participate in the current international column, your ability to go through the back door should not be underestimated."
"Take Levi's back door?"
Lynch frowned, realizing that things were not pure, and his right hand, which was holding Levi's soft waist, inadvertently slid down on her plump ass, and walked back and forth in circles.
"You know I'm going through the back door?"
“……”
Only then did everyone discover Lynch's big pig's trotters, and suddenly realized that Lynch had even got his hands on General Secretary Levy......
They have long heard that Lynch is a master of picking up girls, not only getting the second wrench of the national uniform, but also getting the cold beauty who has never been interested in men without makeup.
Now even Secretary General Levy of the headquarters does not let go...... Although Secretary General Levy does have a bit of that figure, it does not prevent her from being a personal beloved, not to mention that she is still a super scholar, and she served as the secretary general of the pioneer maintenance group at a young age, you know, this position is not something ordinary people can do!
How big is the background of this white essence?
It can't be the illegitimate son of the president, right?
At this moment, only the Hulk was stunned with a pale face, speechless for a long time.
In his eyes, before the opening of the chicken eating competition, a scene in the men's toilet of the Comic Con was completely beyond the amazing size of the human race, should it be ......
No, Secretary General Levy is not that kind of person, and he must rely on connections to go through the back door.
But after all, it's a woman, if you really taste it, maybe?
Huaxia who said it, through the channel of the woman's heart......
Oh no!
While everyone was shocked and jealous, the neon A-class trio also landed on the training ground through the dome opening and closing doors in a cool-looking Lexus speed.
Lynch took his seat this time and barely recognized the three of them.
The curly-haired Lori is probably a trembling tornado, the explosive-headed muscular man is probably Kakarot, and there is a cold man in a suit, who seems to be Kuchigi Hakuya.
"Hello Secretary-General."
The three greeted each other politely.
Levy immediately introduced to Lynch:
"Introduction, this is Chinami Ogata, Masayoshi Son, and Deadwood Haku."
Lynch waved his hand and shook his head.
"I don't need to introduce it, I can't remember the introduction, it should be Tatsumaki, Kakarot, and Kuchiki Hakuya, right?"
Kuchigi Hakuya nodded and thanked Lynch.
"Thank you, Brother Baijing, for saving your life that day."
Because Kuchigi Hakuya has seen Lynch make a move with his own eyes, the neon trio obviously does not look down on Lynch as much as the rice trio, although they don't understand the reason, they basically recognize that Lynch does have A-level strength.
The tornado floated up in the air and floated above Lynch's head, his hands crossed in front of his small chest.
Lynch looked up and saw the angle of this next work......
Fortunately, Tatsumaki didn't wear fat thorns in the anime like her COS object, and she still wore a black underwear inside her green skirt, which didn't match her figure very well, but it was domineering.
Just like her posture at the moment, it is obvious that Lynch may see her underwear, but she doesn't care, condescending domineering is the most important thing.
If she doesn't hang in the air, with her height of one meter five, she has to look up when she speaks, and she can't see other people's eyes.
At this moment, she said condescendingly:
"It's understandable that the three sisters of Irotor are cooperating, how did you, a B-class combatant, defeat the majesty, and how did you use Gatling to kill zombies?"
Lynch shook his head, his mind full of the guy's fat thorns.
"Don't be so curious, you'll be sunny."
"You-"
Tornado's curls stand upside down.
Kakarot's eyes were also dark, and a scene in the men's toilet of the Comic Con appeared in his eyes, which was completely beyond the amazing size of the human race, and then looked at Secretary General Levy who was hugged by him, should it be ......
Holy shit!
Thinking like this, he still tried his best to dispel Tatsumaki's curiosity about Lynch, otherwise sooner or later he would have to follow in the footsteps of Secretary General Levi, think about it, Tatsumaki's small body was ......
I can't bear it!
"Leave him alone, there must be some black technology."
"Cut, if you don't say it, I'll call you sooner or later."
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At this time.
The three sisters, Qi Ming and Yiluo, also arrived at the venue by helicopter.
They also greeted Levi, but the difference was that the three were obviously not surprised that Lynch could participate in the international column.
"Don't come unharmed."
Qi Ming took the initiative to greet Lynch.
For Qi Ming, Lynch is a man who has been recognized without makeup, if he doesn't even have this kind of strength, then he won't be green for no reason.
For the three Arrow sisters, Lynch used Gatling to help them break through from the zombie surrounding, and even the three of them were unfortunately shot, and they were provoked again and again, which is at least an A-level soul-killing bullet that can only be added, and those who can use A-level spirit weapons naturally have A-level strength.
Not to mention Bai Jing's great dedication to taking out all the spirit bags and blood bags and giving them to the three of them to save people.
Thinking like this, the three of them said very respectfully:
"Senior Brother Bai Jing, we meet again."
"Hmm."
"I heard that Senior Brother was recently promoted to President Jiangnan, congratulations."
"Okay...... Ha ha. ”
Lynch gradually became a little proud, as if he was the only one in the new generation who became the branch president in advance, and the closest to him was Magneto, who succeeded the gun god Westwood as the combat minister of the Texas chapter.
Levy was a little surprised by the attitude of Qi Ming and the three sisters.
"Hey, I didn't expect it, your popularity in Huaxia is okay."
"Well, they're all friends."
A friend said that Qi Ming and the three sisters of Yiluo are like a spring breeze.
Suddenly, everyone froze.
A sudden momentum that is very different from everyone else, like three mountains suppressing the audience!
I don't know when, three figures quietly appeared behind everyone.
A second later, a terrifying voice like a canopy of heaven shook from the sky, echoing the entire training ground - indicating that someone was speaking in the sky, and his body fell behind everyone before the sound.
"Can you not bring the idlers to the training ground? Secretary General Levie. ”
Suddenly, everyone froze.
A sudden momentum that is very different from everyone else, like three mountains suppressing the audience!
I don't know when, three figures quietly appeared behind everyone.
A second later, a terrifying voice like a canopy of heaven shook from the sky, echoing the entire training ground - indicating that someone was speaking in the sky, and his body fell behind everyone before the sound.
"Can you not bring the idlers to the training ground? Secretary General Levie. ”