Chapter 199: One Thing Descends One Thing
"Uh-"
Song Yunwu's attack angle is very tricky, and the trajectory of the tangent line of the lower hemisphere of the Ximen Qing cushion is from the bottom up, perfectly avoiding her natural defenses.
So the effect of this blow was very significant, Ximen Qing's eyes widened, and his mouth made a "uh, hmm" sound, and he couldn't speak normally.
Krishna got up and said with a smile: "It's okay, when I came, I saw that there are a lot of Internet cafes here, I just went to stay in those places, the society has developed so fast in recent years, and I haven't had time to contact many new things, so I just take this opportunity to experience it." ”
An eight-murderer actually wants to go to an Internet café? That's a ...... I don't know how to describe it. However, Song Yunwu naturally didn't have any opinion on this: "Okay, we'll contact you when we find someone, but this will definitely not be a matter of a day or two, I hope you can wait patiently for a few months." ”
"Of course," Krishna nodded, "I've been waiting for more than ten years, and I don't care about this little time." ”
The more Qin Yuyao looked at it on the side, the more curious she felt, this Kris was too normal, so normal that it seemed abnormal to the eight murderers.
How could the Eight Murders be so normal? There's definitely something wrong with this guy!
But Krishna left after leaving his contact details. Shakyamuni incarnated into a little Lori incarnation, and also left with him.
Qin Yuyao didn't have a chance to explore the secret.
……
After Krishna left, Song Yunwu went to the supermarket and bought back more than a dozen catties of potatoes.
Then start peeling, shredding. Her knife skills are still very good, and a large pot of shredded potatoes came out with a dada.
Just when Qin Yuyao was curious, she saw that she took a big black pot, added wide oil to the pot, and then put more than a dozen catties of shredded potatoes into it and fried them in one go.
Halfway through, I added two large bowls of salt, half a bottle of cumin powder, one and a half bottles of soy sauce, and a bag of rice wine......
All kinds of seasonings were added, judging by Qin Yuyao's cooking skills, this must be another dark dish.
But how could Song Yunwu suddenly think of making dishes? Aren't all three meals a day covered by Qin Yuyao?
Half an hour later, the potatoes came out of the pot, and sure enough, seeing the yellow smoke coming out of it, Qin Yuyao could vaguely see that there were potato souls screaming.
The two Lori also hid behind her and shivered. Especially Jin Huiyuan, she was ignorant when she first came to Xiliang Demon Village, and her tongue was numb for three days after eating Song Yunwu's dark cuisine.
At this moment, they once again remembered the fear of being dominated by Song Yunwu's cooking.
Song Yunwu glanced at them and said depressedly: "Your eyes are too much, especially you, little girl, who worked hard to prepare a bento for you every day before Xiao Yuyao came?" ”
Xiao obediently said: "The nest is like a pigeon killer, and the nest has no feelings, and it is even more ...... No taste buds. ”
"Little white-eyed wolf!" Song Yunwu glared at her, and then said, "Don't worry, this is not for you to eat." ”
"What's that for?" Qin Yuyao breathed a sigh of relief.
Because she has big breasts, this action is very obvious, and Song Yunwu feels pierced in the heart.
But Qin Yuyao is so good-looking, so I don't care about her.
She said, "Follow me." ”
With that, Song Yunwu led everyone to the backyard.
She held a large plate of shredded potatoes in her hand and threw it into the yard.
"Dao Emperor Decree, Scatter Beans into Soldiers!"
With one of her spells, the shredded potatoes emitted an extraordinary aura when they hit the ground.
They jumped on the ground, as if they had come to life, and they were neatly arranged in a phalanx in front of Song Yunwu.
"Oooo
Where had Qin Yuyao seen such a scene, and suddenly exclaimed in surprise. Sprinkle beans into soldiers, I've only seen it in it before, but I didn't expect it to really exist in reality.
"Just why shredded potatoes? Shouldn't soybeans be used for sprinkling beans into soldiers? No matter how bad it is, you have to use mung beans and red beans, right? She made the same mistake again, and unconsciously vomited.
As a result, it was just such a trough, which almost caused Song Yunwu's shredded potato army to collapse.
Fortunately, Song Yunwu sealed them in time.
Ximen Qing happened to go downstairs at this time, and when he saw this scene, he came over and said to Qin Yuyao: "Ru Yao, don't use your invisible heart-piercing ability on your own people." ”
"Huh? What? Qin Yuyao looked at her suspiciously.
Ximen Qing said: "The charter wife is an outlier in the entire Song family, although she has her own deliberate ingredients in the tail of the crane from childhood to adulthood, but in fact, she is indeed very different from ordinary Taoist priests and aunts. ”
"For example, this sprinkling beans into soldiers, others do use soybeans, but she has never used them, she was laughed at when she was a child, until once she made a plate of super unpalatable vinegar shredded potatoes, so unpalatable that she couldn't eat it, and when she secretly poured out the vegetables, she actually succeeded in using the beans into soldiers, and since then she has developed the ability to sprinkle potatoes into soldiers."
"So you know what I mean, right?" Ximen Qing patted Qin Yuyao on the shoulder, "What you complained about just now is undoubtedly a heart-wrenching blow to the charter woman on the dual level of Taoist talent and cooking talent. ”
"Huh?" Qin Yuyao was a little embarrassed after hearing this, she said to Song Yunwu, "Sister Yunwu, don't care about this, I can teach you cooking, as for Taoism, haven't you become the number one heart-eating demon on the list of natural disasters and man-made disasters?" There's nothing to mind. ”
"Hmm-" Hearing the title of Heart-Eating Demon Dao, Song Yunwu was stabbed in the heart here, "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense, I don't eat heart, Xiao Yuyao, please don't say it." ”
"Oooh." Qin Yuyao hurriedly shut up.
The two little Loli looked at the three big sisters from the side, and they just felt very magical.
Qin Yuyao is usually eaten tofu by Ximenqing, and there is no way to do it.
And Ximen Qing is skinned on weekdays, and only Song Yunwu can subdue it.
Now Song Yunwu was frequently pricked by Qin Yuyao, perfectly forming a closed loop.
It's really a brine point, tofu is a thing, and a thing is down.
The shredded potatoes lined up in formation, and then Song Yunwu cast the spell again, and she next had to perform the final step of sprinkling beans into soldiers, turning the shredded potatoes into human form.
"Change!"
She let out a clear drink, and the shredded potatoes trembled in unison.
Gradually, the legs, arms, eyes, ears, mouth, nose and ...... One by one, human organs appeared, and these shredded potatoes successfully evolved into Taoist soldiers.
Song Yunwu was very satisfied, although she used shredded potatoes, but no matter what, she summoned the Dao soldiers, what does it matter what medium she uses?
However, Qin Yuyao spoke again at this time: "Oh, these shredded potatoes are so cute, they are small, I really want to raise them." ”