Chapter 34: A "fairy" teammate on the stall

"Now, please come out, or we will use coercion to get you out!"

Tony was trembling all over, looking at the black plane in front of him, the armor could not stop the excitement in his eyes, as if he was looking at a treasure!

At this time, he directly asked Jarvis to inject himself with three injections of tranquilizers to barely calm down, but his trembling body still couldn't hide the fact that he was excited in his heart!

"Now count down to three seconds, and if it doesn't come out after three seconds, we will directly take strong offensive measures!"

"Three ......"

"Two ......"

"Don't don't, don't fight yet!" A frightened voice came from the plane, and when I heard it, it was really Chen Xiaodou!

"I can't get out myself! The system of this plane has blocked me, and I can't open the door! ”

"Besides, even if you want to storm in, give me a reason first......

"I destroyed the plane inexplicably, you send me back! I don't want to walk back......."

The various complaints that came out of the plane could clearly hear Chen Xiaodou's resentment at this time, and even that picture could be imagined: Chen Xiaodou sat in the plane with a blinded face, touching his bare head, complaining and complaining!

But it's no wonder Chen Xiaodou, after all, who would blame a second fool with a bad IQ.......

From the time the Avengers came, Chen Xiaodou couldn't wait to break the broken door directly, and then ran down to ask for autographs and group photos!

But when Chen Xiaodou walked to the cabin door with confidence on his face, he hesitated.......

This is made of Edelman metal and vibranium......

By the way, has there been a precedent for anyone to break these metals with their hands?

It is estimated that the only fate of going against this door is to become a waste, and this door does not even leave a trace.......

After a long time, Chen Xiaodou's face once again changed to an extremely sad and indignant mood, and then walked to the door viciously, clenched his left hand into a fist, and then pretended to hit and gently touched the hatch, and muttered fiercely: "Count you lucky, my hand was injured this time, I will definitely beat you next time......."

But the hatch didn't mean anything to reply to him, and it was still quietly closed

Because of this, the resentment in Chen Xiaodou's heart became even stronger!

He's meowing, and he's bullying me even at the door!

Chen Xiaodou seemed to see a face suddenly appear on this door, and then this face was still looking at him with a mocking expression. The reflections on the door due to the smoothness seem to taunt themselves in a flash!

Seeing this, Chen Xiaodou fell directly to the ground, staring at the empty cabin with wide eyes

Well, it's really the most comfortable to make a salted fish......

Chen Xiaodou, who chose to give up, returned to the window where he started again, while secretly observing, while trying to find a way to open the damn door

Just as Chen Xiaodou was thinking about how to open the door with a distressed face, he suddenly saw Deadpool and Steelman confronting the Avengers, and the smell of gunpowder on both sides seemed to be getting stronger and stronger!

So he didn't think about the reason why the people on both sides were fighting, Chen Xiaodou looked around, thinking of a way to solve the contradictions between the two sides. Suddenly, he saw the microphone on the console, and immediately his brain was hot, turned on the amplification mode, and shouted: "Don't fight yet!" If you have something to say, why use knives and guns! ”

After shouting, his heart that wanted to get out of the plane beat again!

Since the fingerprint can't open the door, I use the test password to go out.......

The result was predestined......

Chen Xiaodou was given various electric shocks by the irritable high voltage because he entered the wrong password many times!

But the strange thing is that Chen Xiaodou is getting more and more energetic, and the more electric he is, the more energetic he is!

The high-voltage electricity of tens of thousands of volts did not cause any harm to him at all, on the contrary, Chen Xiaodou felt that his strength seemed to be getting stronger and stronger, and his brain was getting clearer and clearer!

Just as Chen Xiaodou was comfortably enjoying the electrotherapy, the voices of Deadpool and Iron Man faintly came from outside

So he put his ear to the hatch and listened carefully to the sounds outside, while his hands were also trying to crack various codes and the electric shock stimulation after cracking the wrong one.......

Electricity helps to clear the mind, strengthens the spirit, and even improves memory.......

Although the voice was vague and unclear, it did not affect Chen Xiaodou's eavesdropping in secret.

.......

"What, she still has students? Who is it? Where is it? ”

"His name is Chen Xiaodou, and he is an Oriental!"

Hearing Deadpool saying his name, Chen Xiaodou's calm heart suddenly boiled again!

Deadpool, the slut, just introduced me to the Avengers?

This...... No, Deadpool is really my good brother!

That's interesting.......

"What does it mean to restrain that horrible woman, and who is that woman? Teacher? ”

"It seems that it's really a teacher, Deadpool is actually playing the teacher's idea with the Avengers......"

"Femme fatale...... Puff hahahahaha"

"You even said that woman's name! And insult her! ”

"You still scolded so hard, hahahahahaha, the female devil will die if she knows about you!"

Chen Xiaodou covered his stomach and kept laughing, at this time, he was already in the brain supplement after Li Mozi knew about it, the punishment given to him by the female devil, it will definitely be miserable! Hahahaha.......

Just as Chen Xiaodou was laughing uncontrollably without any scruples, Hawkeye, who was standing outside, seemed to have heard this demonic laughter, and asked Deadpool seriously, "Who else are you on this plane?" ”

When Deadpool heard this, the relaxed expression on his face tightened, and he turned his head to look in the direction where the blackbird was. Sure enough, Chen Xiaodou's laughter was faintly heard from the direction of the blackbird cabin door

Can't this pig teammate settle down?

How nice is it to be honest on the plane.......

How can you cause trouble at every turn!

I'm really a fairy.......

"He's the discharge boy, he's coming with us, he's in charge of guarding the plane!" Deadpool had an idea, and casually made up an identity for Chen Xiaodou and said it

Hawkeye froze, then nodded, as if imagining what Deadpool was saying.

And the little spider squatting on the side heard this, and also laughed loudly: "Discharge boy, this name, hahahahahaha........"

"No, I've got to meet this "Discharge Boy", it's such a creative name! ”

Seeing this, Deadpool hurriedly said, "There's nothing to look at, he's a bald man, and he's ugly!" I'm afraid you won't be able to eat for a while, so I'd better forget it......."

And Chen Xiaodou, who was eavesdropping in the blackbird, also heard Deadpool's words, and it exploded in an instant!

Good you Deadpool, I treat you like a brother, but you speak ill of me behind my back!

I also say that I am ugly, I am simply a thief shouting to catch a thief!

So Chen Xiaodou didn't say a word, ran directly to the control console, picked up the microphone and scolded: "You irradiated lizard monster, embarrassed to call me ugly!" Can you see your face? If you have the ability to take off your mask, let our Nini see that he can eat this week's meal, and I will let the teacher heal your face directly when I go back! ”

Deadpool heard the sound coming from the plane, twisted his neck with difficulty, and took a deep look at the Blackbird's console.

If anyone could see his eyes, they would be shocked

How many emotions must be hidden in these deep eyes!

Helplessness, grief, sadness, despair, fear......

It's as if these eyes come alive and can still speak!

"What's your real name? How could you come up with such a strange name! Hahahaha......" The little spider jumped lightly, jumped to the window of the plane, and asked curiously inside

When Steelman and Deadpool heard the little spider's question, they became even more sad and angry!

At this time, they wanted to pull Chen Xiaodou out and hang him on a tree, and beat him severely with a whip, otherwise it would be really difficult to relieve his anger......

But now they can only watch quietly, not daring to react, lest the Avengers suspect it!

It's a pity that Chen Xiaodou's answer once again shattered their beautiful illusions......

"My name is Chen Xiaodou!"

Deadpool and Steelman heard Chen Xiaodou's answer, sighed deeply, and slapped heavily on their foreheads.......

It's really a "fairy"-like teammate!

It's really over this time........

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ps: When I wrote this chapter, I was laughing myself, hahahahahahaha........

But if such a teammate makes me meet me, I am really desperate, especially when playing games!

I'm really not afraid of a bunch of god opponents on the other side, I'm afraid that there is a fairy teammate among my people........ Every time I am desperate, I suspect that this teammate is a spy sent from the opposite side, hahahahahaha!

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