Chapter 0001: Sitting up in shock in the dying illness
Jiangnan University.
With a shock, it is the spring of the reproduction of all things.
Lynch is full of energy, combs his hair into an adult, puts on a handsome suit, changes the image of the sluggish dead house in the past, and is bound to get rid of the fragrance of a single dog.
In the cherry grove downstairs of the girls' dormitory, he mustered up his courage to stop a girl who was obese and unattractive, and shouted a carefully prepared confession.
"You can't make a forest alone...... Haruko-san Ki, I've liked you for a long time. ”
The girl was scared half to death, and when she saw that it was Lynch, who was in the same class, she breathed a sigh of relief.
"Do you want to go to graduate school? It's not a forest alone......"
Inexplicable surprise! Lynch asked:
"How do you know I want to go to graduate school?"
“……”
The girl was really speechless, so she had to show an embarrassed and polite smile.
"I'm sorry, Lynch, but what I like is Xiao Tian in the basketball club."
After the words were spoken, he drove away with gusts of cold wind, blowing Lynch into ice edges.
.
My name is Lynch, I'm in college, I haven't been to college yet, I have a dream to have a girlfriend before I turn twenty, today is my twentieth birthday, my dream ......
It's going to break!
Watching the not-so-slender back of Mu Haruko leave, the poignant melody of "Erquan Reflecting the Moon" seemed to sound in my ears, which was the sound of a dream shattering.
Sitting on a bench in the cherry blossom forest, the sky was pouring light rain.
It's spring, but Lynch's heart is as cold as winter.
In the past two years in college, Lynch has incarnated as an indiscriminate ultimate licking dog, and confessed to the eighteen girls in the class in turn in order from beauty to ugliness.
What a pickle girl!
But he didn't want to, reality slapped him hard.
All confessions are confessions, and the rejection sounds like firecrackers sounded in a row, and even the ugliest student in the class, Mu Haruko, rejected him today, and he didn't even get a good person card.
Lynch was stupid.
If there really are 100,000 whys in the world, then the first one must be:
"Why can't I find a girlfriend when I'm so handsome?"
Only Lynch knows the answer.
It was a small joke that God had played on him.
As a man, Lynch has an unspeakable hidden illness -
His bodily fluids are gas!
No kidding.
What gas!
Lynch, who couldn't figure it out when he was looking through the biology books, turned to the famous Baidu for help.
A specialized hospital called "Kowloon Men's Department" ranked first in Baidu's search, and it is said that with a student ID, you can also waive registration fees and testing fees......
Lynch obediently went.
After an examination, the doctor told him that this was a typical "qi essence disease", which was a disease and could be cured, and the hospital's original Yang's electromagnetic therapy could cure this disease!
The surgery fee is 100,000 yuan, and you can get a 20% discount with your student ID.
"Eighty thousand?"
Lynch was stupid.
He is an orphan, he grew up in a welfare home, his tuition is subsidized by the state, his living expenses depend on part-time work, and even his current suit is the work uniform of working in a western restaurant......
Where did you get 80,000 yuan for surgery?
"Farewell."
Seeing that Lynch had made up his mind, the doctor hurriedly grabbed him and said bitterly:
"Well, you go back to find a target first, look at the form of ammunition output in actual combat, if it is still gas, you must undergo surgery, I can tell you clearly, if you don't have surgery until you are twenty years old, you don't want children in this life!"
"Really?"
Lynch panicked a little.
There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, so let's go back and confirm it first......
If you want to be diagnosed, you need to find a partner and do something you love to do!
Lynch thinks that he has good facial features and a well-proportioned figure, and there is no reason why he can't find a girlfriend, so he confesses to the girls in his class in turn in order from beautiful to ugly, but the result is very unexpected-
He has been defeated again and again, and until today, even the ugliest Mu Haruko in the class has rejected him, which really confirms the old saying, lick the dog until there is nothing left in the end.
In the cherry blossom forest.
The spring cold is steep, and the rain blurs the vision.
After today, Lynch will be twenty years old, and he still exudes the fragrance of a single dog, but his smile reveals poverty.
Surgery is impossible, it is impossible to operate in this life, and the sister does not love him and does not give him the slightest chance to be diagnosed.
"Do you want me to protect ......?"
Just when Lynch wanted to show off his swordsmanship-
A beautiful figure with a large capacity stood in front of him with a red umbrella.
The woman was wearing a black knitted skirt with a small burgundy cloak, looking beautiful and dignified, even if the moon was particularly prominent, it was not abrupt.
Lin Qi knows women, and the person who came is his counselor - Tu Shanyao!
People give nicknames, milk Yao.
How did the counselor come?
It turned out that Lynch's roommates had a premonition that he would hit the street, and they were afraid that he would not be able to run away from the dog, so they called a counselor to talk to him about his life and ideals.
Tu Shanyao lifted the hem of his skirt and sat down lightly beside Lynch.
Quietly holding the red umbrella, separating the rain curtain for Lynch, he was not in a hurry to say anything, and let the drizzle knock on the umbrella surface, as if soothing Lynch's heart......
After a long time, he whispered:
"You're in a hurry."
Listening to Teacher Tu Shan's gentle and soft royal sister's voice, Lynch was inexplicably a little sad, and he couldn't wait to bury his head in her moon and cry.
"Teacher Tu, I ......"
"Call me Teacher Tu Shan."
"Okay, Mr. Tu."
“……”
Tu Shanyao is only three years older than Lynch, with a delicate figure, a low amount of breasts, and delicate facial features, as if she is a woman who has always come out of the second dimension.
She often wears light makeup, wears a pair of red glasses with thin borders, dresses maturely and dignified, and has a very well-proportioned figure, and her temperament is quite elegant.
Although she has rejected countless suitors, she is conscientious to her students, has no shelves, and is an empathetic confidant sister image.
With the counselor, Lynch didn't have a hint of nervousness or embarrassment.
Glancing sideways at the cod-white ravine, Lynch suddenly moved, and asked weakly:
"Today is my twentieth birthday, and I haven't received any gifts yet, Mr. Tu Shan...... Can you grant me a wish? ”
"What wish?"
"I'm still a virgin......"
Lynch said in the second half of the sentence, "Can you introduce me to someone?" Before he could say anything, he saw Tu Shan's face blushing to the root of his ears, lowered his head, and said softly:
"Hmm."
"Huh?"
Well...... What is the meaning?
Lynch looked confused, immediately used his brain, thought left and right, and then connected with the context, figuring out the thoughts of the characters, and suddenly his eyes froze-
Dying sick sit up in shock!
Looking at Mr. Tu Shan's delicate and lovely facial features and his delicate and straight figure, Lynch's hormones exploded instantly, setting off a huge wave in his mind!
……
My name is Lynch, I'm in college, I haven't been to college yet, I have a dream to have a girlfriend before I turn twenty, today is my twentieth birthday, my dream ......
It's about to be overfulfilled!