"Haha, then I'll take it!"

It's the left-hand liar who is playing dead. He sat up with his legs unbent and sat up straight with his waist straight, like a corpse, an action that no man could do. This is not the end, he took advantage of the momentum of his upper body to sit up, his butt was off the ground, and he stood firm at once, very unbelievable, as if there was an invisible person behind him to help push. He took off his straw hat and turned his face, his eyebrows narrowed as long as a knife, and his face was full of smiles. He showed invisible light and heat, as if the sun had been basking for a long time and the energy he had gained was released at this time: "Young man, learn martial arts with me!" ”

"Your Excellency is ......"

To the Taoist priest, the left liar immediately put away his smile: "Hundred families, easy and endless." I know that you's methods, thinking that you are superior, using trials to test people's hearts, and judging people, is really ridiculous. ”

Hai Qingzi was not angry, still cold: "Dare to ask me where is ridiculous?" ”

"You don't talk about the first try, the second try and the third try contradict themselves. The bull nose thinks that it is otherworldly, does not touch cause and effect, and does not stain red dust, and what does it say that it is natural to be quiet and inactive, and I ask you, is killing people stained with the so-called killing robbery? ”

"Yes."

"People want to kill me, in order to survive, I have to kill him, is it also contaminated with murder?"

"Yes."

Yi Wuya began to make trouble after two questions: "All living beings are born to survive, of course they will do everything to survive, sheep eat grass, wolves eat sheep, people kill wolves and eat sheep, if sheep don't eat grass and wolves don't eat sheep, don't everyone have to starve to death?" This is all naturally allowed by the Heavenly Dao, and even I, a person who does not recite the Tao Sutra, understands it. Should be killed, blindly avoid killing cause and effect, are you worshipping the Tao or worshipping the Buddha? ”

"Animal nature, of course, can be forgiven, if the leper and ugly man wants to kill Yu Qingfeng, Yu Qingfeng can naturally fight back in order to survive." Hai Qingzi glanced at Tu Shi: "But Yu Qingfeng's problem is: he is not a fast catcher, but he meddles in something that only a fast catcher can manage." A drink and a peck have their own destiny, and the murder of an ugly man with leprosy and dysentery is the result, there must be a reason in the front, and it is not the turn of Yu Qingfeng to have branches. ”

"We are human beings, not animals, and where people are nobler than animals is to sacrifice their lives for righteousness." Yi Wuya immediately refuted the arguments of the opposing party's defense friend: "Of course people have a division of labor, and of course others do the work of torture and killing, but you should have heard a saying: When the road is uneven, draw a knife to help." It is not necessary to arrest criminals quickly to punish criminals, as long as they have a righteous heart, they should come forward. ”

"Everyone draws their swords to help, who will ensure that it is the needy who helps? How can the truth and falsehood, right and wrong, be distinguished by just a pair of naked eyes? If an old woman falls to the ground in front of you, claiming that someone knocked her to the ground, and the other party argues that the old woman deliberately faked the loss of money, how can you tell? In my third attempt, I used a leprosy and ugly man to kill people, which was straightforward, and I could see right and wrong at a glance, but more grievances and entanglements had nothing to do with life, so people couldn't see through it. You help with the sword, but sometimes you help with the abuse. ”

Tu Shi suddenly felt that Hai Qingzi's words were very reasonable. The news media sometimes likes to guide the public to interpret current affairs one-sidedly, and for this reason, they do not hesitate to create fake news to make public opinion turbulent for a while. What kind of chengguan is beating people again, in fact, the truth is that the street vendors beat the chengguan, but the blind spectators will only abandon their thinking ability and follow the media like a dog to yell faithfully.

Of course, Yi Wuya's statement is also very reasonable! If you see someone drowning, you should save it, even if the other party is "scared" and quietly slips away after you sacrifice; If you see someone stealing a wallet on a bus, you have to stop it, even if you are retaliated against by a pickpocket group afterwards; Seeing that the old grandmother fell and wanted to help, even if the other party blackmailed the money afterwards - well, Tu Shi felt that he might not be able to do it. He suddenly found out with sadness that in this society, doing bad people and bad things is not news, but doing good people and good deeds is news. Is China a little less good now, or a little less pandas?

To save or not to save, to help or not to help? Hamlet, as the name seems to be called, is right, what a problem.

Yi Wuya and Hai Qingzi looked at each other for a while, enough for Tu Shi to think wildly. Just when Tu Shi felt that Yi Wuya was short of words, Yi Wuya spoke again:

"Okay, follow me for this trick! Besides, taking you and me as an example, all living beings are like wolves and sheep, getting along with each other is already tilting into each other, and if you want to stick to your own ideas, you must conflict with others, of course, it is not in line with your quiet inaction, but it is not against human nature! You tried to ask people to stick to the concept for the second time, but Yu Qingfeng insisted on it, and you said that he violated the third test, is it only what you believe is the truth, and what he said is a crooked heresy? If he goes against his nature and doesn't kill this leprosy gourd, do you say that he doesn't dare to stick to the idea in his heart and can't try again? So, are you contradicting each other in the second and third attempts? ”

I didn't continue to discuss the topic just now, it seems that I am really short of words!

Hai Qingzi shook his head, this action was made by him to be colder than others: "It's not my trial contradiction. I'm looking for someone who sticks to my ideals but shares my ideals. He passed the second test with the method he insisted on, but it only means that he can stick to the idea in his heart, it does not mean that his concept is right. ”

"Both!" Tu Shi hurriedly interjected before Yi Wuya was about to refute: "Two of you! Please don't argue, what the hell are you here for? ”

The two glanced at each other, and Hai Qingzi spoke first: "I will arrange three tests to see if you are qualified to become my disciple." ”

Yi Wuya answered: "I didn't like him, and I found that he was playing with you, so I followed and took a look, and it turned out that you were not bad." Since he doesn't want you, then I want you. ”

"You haven't asked me for your opinion yet, have you?"

The two looked at each other again and said in unison: "Ask you?" The unanimous expression of incomprehension is more powerful than contempt, because contempt is always intentional, and they are unintentional.

What kind of person are these! Tu Shi suppressed his anger and said, "I didn't promise to be your apprentice. One said I was failing, the other said I was not bad, what did you think of me? Have you considered my feelings? ”

"Don't you want to?" The two spoke in unison. Really, it's so in tune now, and it's so noisy just now?

"Why do I want to? Who are you holy? Tu Shi began to be unkind.

Hai Qingzi said first: "I am Hai Qingzi, you can call me Hai Qingzhen." ”

Yi Wuya scratched his head: "Hundred families are Yi Wuya, didn't I say it?" ”

"I've never heard of it!" Tu Shi was crazy, turned around and waved his hand: "Goodbye, I'm going to find a master, find a more reliable one." ”

"Hey, hey, hey, slow!" Yi Wuya stretched out his hand and grabbed Tu Shi's shoulder, didn't let him run, and said with a smile: "It's my rudeness, you have just set foot in the rivers and lakes, and it is normal that you have never heard of Baijiamen, but this is a famous family!" Others can't get in if they want to! ”

Yi Wuya's strength was too great, Tu Shi couldn't take a step, and turned around helplessly: "It has nothing to do with whether you come from or not." You may all be masters, you are all dicks, in your eyes I may just be a small character, it is a great honor to be accepted by you as an apprentice. But I don't want that honor. You say that this bullnose thinks he is superior, so can you get along with me as an equal and have a little respect for me? ”

"Hmm...... I don't like to hear what you say, but when you think about it, it makes a lot of sense. To practice martial arts, you must first cultivate virtue, and even I have almost forgotten this sentence. Alas, if the apprentice was not confiscated, he was taught a lesson by the apprentice in turn. Yi Wuya sighed, and then suddenly became serious: "Okay! Putting aside the hundred doors, let's go back to the original question: Yu Qingfeng, I have goods here, I only need all your net worth plus a penny, are you willing to buy it? ”

Tu Shi was puzzled: "What do you mean?" ”

Hai Qingzi spoke up: "Add one more article to all your net worth, and take the meaning of 'a hundred feet ahead, go further'." ”

"I want you to talk more!" Yi Wuya glared at Niu Nose and coughed: "Hundreds of schools take the strengths of each sect, push through the old and bring forth the new, and constantly seek innovation and change." The mysteries of martial arts are endless, and martial arts practitioners should be like this, just as you have ten thousand taels of gold, but ten thousand taels of gold is not the end, you have to earn another penny, after earning a penny, earn another penny, never stop, never slack off...... This is the essence of Baijiamen, and extraordinary commodities naturally have extraordinary pricing. ”

I see! In fact, it is the Olympic spirit of "higher, faster, stronger"!

Tu Shi looked at Hai Qingzi again. Hai Qingzi didn't make a fool of himself: "The utensils are valuable, but the avenue is priceless." The Tao can be the way, not the constant way; The name can be named, not the permanent name. ”

"The price is priceless, not the constant price, haha." Tu poems add to the scriptures. In fact, both of them have the same meaning, whose goods the player wants to buy is actually equivalent to recognizing whose concept and expressing the willingness to learn under whom, but this test is too vague. "One is the pursuit of 'stronger', and the other is the pursuit of 'the strongest', am I right?"

"That's right, there is no strongest, only stronger."

"The avenue is supreme, just waiting for us to know."

The two affirmed Tu Shi's statement, and then looked at each other again, their eyes colliding with sparks. This is not just a contradiction between two people, nor is it just a contradiction between martial arts and Taoism, it has risen to a contradiction between two thoughts.

Tu Shi said to Yi Wuya: "According to the dialectical materialism of Marx and Engels, things are always spiraling, and new things have been replacing old things, so what you say is right......"

Yi Wuya bowed: "This surnamed Ma has a bit of knowledge. ”

But can we get back to the basics? Why did I hesitate in the face of your offer? Because I can't afford both! You've heard of math, right? Suppose your 'stronger' is plus infinite +1 and your 'strongest' is positive infinity, then the two are equal in the end! Tu Shi asked Hai Qingzi: "Can you touch the Great Dao overnight?" No way! You have to improve yourself slowly, right? Isn't this process of improvement exactly what he said about getting stronger? ”

Hai Qingzi showed a blank look for the first time: "This ...... I didn't think about it. ”

Yi Wuya was just about to show off to the loser, but Tu Shi turned his head: "Constantly getting stronger is the strongest, your theory is the same as his, there is nothing to fight about." Damn, you want me to solve your puzzles for a long time, and waste another night on me. ”

Hai Qingzi suddenly said, "I decided." You are qualified to be my disciple. ”

"Hey, hey! Don't talk nonsense, okay? Yi Wuya was unconvinced, and blocked in front of Tu Shi in one step, just as when the leprosy and ugly man was about to make a move just now, Tu Shi stopped in front of him in one step.

"I assigned three tests."

"You yourself said he didn't pass the third test. You don't want it, I want it! ”

("Hey, why don't you ask my opinion!") ”）

"The discussion has not yet yielded results. He said that you and I have the same theory, do you take it seriously? ”

"Hmm...... Anyway, he's my disciple. ”

(", will you die if you listen to me!") ”）

"So you might as well use him to bet with me to see who's right and who's wrong."

"Follow me for this? It's okay, let you die, why not bet once! ”

System prompt: Yi Wuya and Hai Qingzi become your mentors.