Chapter 0087 - Masturbation

Here's how Lynch's list of weapons reads.

1. Space rings: The number is as large as possible, and I hope that the natal ring can be inlaid on the chest, supplemented by the [Absolute Spirit Clothes] that automatically opens to facilitate access.

2. Daggers: as many as possible and of the highest possible rank.

3. Nuclear bombs: as many as possible and of the highest level possible.

4. Special gloves: In addition to increasing strength, I hope to increase the function of channeling spiritual power, especially the fingertips, palms and palms, it is best to have invisible functions, if they can be successfully developed, I hope that the number is as large as possible, and the level is as high as possible.

After the written list was sent to Li Wuxie, Lynch still did not feel sleepy.

Equipment is just an external upgrade.

Internally, too, will be upgraded!

A new round of farming has begun......

Lynch needs new seeds!

Speaking of seeds, he suddenly remembered that after killing the two protectors of the tall and thin old man and the short and fat old woman in the Corpse Soul Mountain, he had looted two storage bags.

With the built-in seal breaking function of the space ring, you can easily view and remove the contents of the storage bag.

Open the old man's storage bag.

There are dozens of blood spirit stones inside, a few hidden swords, some detonation charms, and a few blood recovery pills...... These things are precious treasures in the Dao Demon Realm, but they are useless to Lynch.

When I opened the old woman's storage bag, there were also dozens of blood spirit stones, a few pills, and a large amount of spider silk tied together, as well as ......

A pack of seeds!

Lynch looked shocked.

Immediate radar scanning.

[Acacia vine: Jindan level, a season of herbaceous spirit wood, vine leaves have a strong aphrodisiac effect, and the winding cane stems are extremely tough and can be used to bind the enemy. 】

Acacia vine? Obscene!

I can't imagine that this old witch still has this hobby, it's spicy.

I, Lynch, am a well-known scholar in China, how could I grow such a plant?

"No, this evil thing must be buried!"

With an awe-inspiring righteousness, Lynch's consciousness probed into the pastoral space, harvested all the unripe blood-burning grass in a garden, burned the compost, and reclaimed the land-

I buried all the seeds of the acacia vine one by one!

"Reflect on it, you nasty embryos!"

After getting the acacia vine, Lynch went back to his room to sleep contentedly, and by the way had a dream, a dream about spring, or ......

……

When Lynch woke up, it was already noon.

I went back to the society without makeup.

She received a temporary notice that Wang Ye, the head of the war department, had decided to return to Jiangnan with the Eighth Column of the headquarters, so that she would be the current number one of the war heads.

This requires her to immediately return to the academy to guide the launch of emergency special training and counter-terrorism exercises.

It's a pity that she just got poisoned by the corpse, and she returned to work without a day of rest.

"My wife is so hard."

Lynch gets up to wash up and eat a light meal with Fei Fei.

At this time, the Space Ring received a message from Li Wuxian informing him to go get the equipment.

"So fast?"

Lynch was a little surprised, and immediately went back to the [Medical Department] to get the equipment with Fei Fei.

Lynch didn't want to take Feifei, but Feifei said that it was less than a week away from the Battle Royale, and the chicken squad had to live inseparably in order to cultivate a tacit understanding.

I had to bring a drag oil bottle.

Come to the medical department.

Only then did I find out that a batch of equipment was also customized for this battle royale.

Dr. Liu is not there.

Li Wuxian was not there.

There are only two beautiful little nurses in pink uniforms who receive the two of them.

"Wait a minute, both of you."

The two little nurses are still doing the final blood test on Lynch and Feifei's equipment.

One person is responsible for non-non-equipment.

One person is in charge of Lynch's equipment.

Non-non-non equipment is piled up into a hill.

Lynch has very little equipment......

It made Lynch feel like he was the oil bottle.

"It's not fair!"

"That's fair."

Licking his cute little face, he giggled and said:

"I'm in charge of long-range shooting, and the pill is enough to shoot far."

"You're cumming, what about me?"

"The seniors are the main combatants this time, and the equipment level must be very high, and the only thing I am worried about is that I am afraid that the level is too high, and the genetic match is not good, which will affect the combat effectiveness."

Saying this, Fei Fei stepped forward to accept the equipment with a smile and began to match the gene code one by one.

Lynch was very curious, and quietly leaned over to take a peek.

“92%……”

“95%……”

“93%……”

“97%……”

“91%……”

The radar swept down, and none of them were below 90%!

Thinking of his 60%+, Lynch gasped and couldn't help but sigh: The talented and strong are so terrifying!

But the question is......

"You have such a high degree of matching, why are you still a B-rank combatant?"

"I'm afraid of pain, even injections, let alone bone implants."

"Oh, you're in for a treat."

Fei Feifei's face suddenly turned red, and he said shyly in a soft voice:

"In, in...... Over here? ”

Lynch was dumbfounded.

casually made a joke, but it was actually understood in seconds!

God is here!

It's normal to think about it, after all, Fei Fei is also a popular anchor, how can he not understand the connotation?

"Hurry up and accept, I'll wait."

"Uh-huh."

After the non-non-non-acceptance of the massive equipment piled up into a small mountain, it was Lynch's turn to accept.

At this time, the nurse in charge of Lynch's equipment said:

"Senior Bai Jing, your old equipment needs to be recycled."

"Why do you just recycle my old gear?"

"You are the most special."

“……”

Lynch had nothing to say, and hurriedly and secretly transferred the Gewu Spirit Sword, Gatling and some funny fruits to the pastoral space.

"Give."

The nurse then took the rest of the equipment from the storage space, including the two storage bags that Lynch had looted, but fortunately did not touch the pastoral space......

This made Lynch breathe a sigh of relief.

Acceptance of new equipment began -

One Class B [nuclear warhead].

Five-handle B-grade [Soul Slayer].

Three B-rank [Soul Slayers].

Two sets of B-grade [Wind Boots].

Three standard Space Rings (no level of Space Rings).

Two B-grade [Absolute Spirit Clothes] that can be opened and closed at will on the chest according to Lynch's requirements.

Three [black gloves] customized according to Lynch's requirements, one left-handed glove, one right-handed glove, and a two-way glove that can be used for both left and right hands.

Lynch gave it a simple try.

The black gloves are all uniform colors and designs, the size fits the hand very well, and they are engraved with the lines of channeling spiritual power, and the main function is to channel and control spiritual power, and they have both strength amplification and stealth ability.

"The equipment department is very efficient."

Lynch was satisfied, but the nuclear warhead he had always had on his mind...... Only one!

Puzzled, he asked:

"Why do I only have one nuclear warhead?"

The nurse explained:

"Class B nuclear warheads are too large in size and consume too much energy, and they are very rare and extremely dangerous weapons, and the society has regulations that no main combatant can carry more than one Class B nuclear warhead, and only auxiliary combatants like non-non-predecessors can carry a large number of them."

"Okay."

Lynch agreed, and suddenly remembered something.

"Where's my custom-made chest inset space ring?"

Without waiting for the nurse to answer, Dr. Liu returned.

Coming back with Liu Bai was a short, casually dressed old man with an iron box on his back, and two twin girls of five or six years old.

Liu Bai introduced to Lynch:

"This is the head of the equipment department, the senior of the masturbation class, he immediately polished your natal ring into a shape suitable for setting on the outside of your chest muscles."

Lynch seemed to hear a terrible name.

"Luban?"

"The masturbation next to the handle."

The old man explained in person.

“……”

Lynch's expression was embarrassed, and a picture of the destruction of the ashes suddenly appeared in his mind.

Liu Bai continued:

"The seniors of the masturbation class have first-class hands, and they are good at hand-crafting spiritual weapons, these two are the twin granddaughters and assistants of Mr. Masturbation, and they are also registered scholars of our society."

Lynch was slightly stunned.

Just these two are small?

The twin little girls look like they are five or six years old, they all wear a jet-black double ponytail, their facial features have not yet grown like small buns, they are all wearing blue overalls, wearing yellow work hats, one holding a ring ruler in one hand, and a universal wrench in the other, looking serious and cute.

"Forcibly masturbating children and grandchildren?"

Lynch felt like he was going to refresh his knowledge base.

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PS: After being reminded by the book friend @ surnamed Jiang, the author Jun found that the total number of A-class combatants in the world mentioned above is not very reasonable, and it has been revised to less than 100.

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