Chapter 706: Stimulated enough to eat several chickens

Below Luoyang City, the location of the imperial palace, in the dark space that no one could see, a winding underground passage had begun to take shape. Although he twisted and turned, he still headed towards the location of the palace, and now he had dug under the palace walls.

Hu Bayi and Wang Fatzi were sweating like rain in the ground, and the shovels of the two people were moving quickly, shoveling and shoveling of dirt, flying towards the rear, and they had already formed a small pile of dirt behind them.

Even in the cool and damp underground, the two of them were sweating, and their foreheads and bodies were completely occupied by sweat. Behind the fast movements, there is a rapid loss of physical strength, even if both of them are masters of digging holes, they will also be tired.

There were only two of them.

What can two people do? If there are two people, they can dig from the top of a tomb, dig into the tomb, touch all the gold inside, and then leave freely. The problem is, they are touching the gold captain, digging a thief hole, not a cave! Not to mention being like a gopher, drilling underground to drill a passage.

"Speaking of Lao Hu, let's take a break." The fat man stuck out his tongue and stopped his movements, like a tired and paralyzed dead dog.

He wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead with one hand, which was very good, and the sweat in one hand was basically not much different from his hand reaching into the water. With another wave, the beads of sweat that had cooled were thrown out at once, like raindrops.

"Okay." Hu Bayi reluctantly agreed, put down the shovel, found a random stone, and sat on it directly.

Both of them took out the water bladder from the package and poured it into their mouths in large gulps, until the whole water bladder was empty, and then they sighed with satisfaction and burped.

After digging the hole for so long, they really drank much more water in half a month than in the previous months combined. Of course, this water is not ordinary water, and although the underground spring water is good, it lacks the necessary element of salt.

The water in their bladder is all salt water with some salt, which has a faint salty taste. Because after a person sweats a lot, the water and electrolytes lost need to recover quickly, and salt water can play this role.

As good hole diggers, this kind of thing that ordinary players don't know, they know very well.

Anyway, I know, it's just like that, don't look at them drinking quite refreshed now, but after resting, if you get up and work hard, the water you drink will become beads of sweat again. Repeat the cycle, drink water, sweat, drink water, sweat again.

"Speaking of Lao Hu, can we stop digging?" Wang Fatzi tried hard to make himself comfortable, but he couldn't get up at all, and his back hurt.

"No, I can't. I have already promised others, and besides, they have saved our lives and paid honorarium, how can we not dig them? Hu Bayi looked at Wang Fatzi and said seriously.

Shaking off the sweat on his hands again, Wang Fatzi cried: "Old Hu, look at me, look at me!" I've been digging for more than half a month, and I'm going to be a fat man, and I'm going to become a thin man! ”

When Hu Bayi heard this, he took a serious look at Wang Fatzi. After watching it for a long time, Wang Fatzi's back was cold, and he thought to himself that Lao Hu's gaze was really a little strange, how could it be like, as if he was appreciating a girl's eyes?

As soon as the chrysanthemum tightened, Wang Fatzi hurriedly moved his buttocks, and when he thought of this kind of thing, he couldn't help but feel scared. He is a fat man, but pure masters, it is impossible to engage in foundation or anything!

Even if he and Hu Bayi are brothers, can brothers do it? Brothers are obviously brothers, and they are not friends, so it's better to do something about it.

Wang Fatzi felt that his handsomeness was only appreciated by women, and for men, it was better to forget it.

After looking around carefully, from bottom to top, from left to right, Hu Bayi nodded. He didn't know about Wang Fatzi's belly, in fact, after he knew, he would definitely give the latter so many punches, the kind that was ruthless. He has a relic Yang, who can look down on a fat man or a man?

"Thin, I don't see it." Smack, smack, Hu Bayi commented.

Wang Fatzi first breathed a sigh of relief, happy that Hu Bayi did not suddenly become fond of men, and he suddenly became angry.

"Holy! Not skinny yet? When I look in the mirror anyway, I feel like I'm thin! I'm a fat man, a fat man! Look at me now, where do I look like a fat man! With a roar, the fat man stretched out his hand and pinched it on his elbow.

A lump of fat meat was pinched out by him.

Wang Fatzi was a little embarrassed, looking at the lump of fat that he pinched out, he pressed it again, it was very elastic, and he flicked it one by one. He quickly recovered and continued to cry: "Look at it, look at it, there was originally a big lump, but now it has become such a small lump!" ”

"A small lump..."Hu Bayi looked at the lump of fat meat that Wang Fatzi pinched out, and then looked at his arm.

Nima, this little lump is already a big piece of meat on his arm!

"You've lost weight? Whoever has lost weight in this world, you can't be good or not? You're a fat guy who gets fat when you drink water, and tell me you're going to be thin? You're going to cut meat and liposuction, aren't you? Hu Bayi's inner complaint turned into real verbal action.

"Damn, say I'm fat? Still swearing? Lao Hu, let me tell you, as a comrade and comrade-in-arms of the proletariat, your behavior is very hurtful! Wang Fatzi wiped his eyes with his hands, two eyes, one small on one side. It didn't count, he also stretched out his hand and let Hu Bayi look at the wet marks on both sides of his hand.

"Look, the man doesn't flick when he has tears!" Wang Fatzi said.

"Boy tears?" Hu Bayi looked at it, it was obviously beads of sweat, and if he was some distance away from the fat man, he could smell the smell of sweat emanating from the fat man.

He made up the knife with empty eyes and said, "You still cry? Then your base is too cheap, it flows every day, you see, the fat is still flowing downward! ”

Wang Fatzi was discouraged, and glanced at Hu Bayi with resentment.

"Don't don't, don't look at me like that." Hu Bayi hurriedly waved his hand to cover Wang Fatzi.

There are all kinds of amorous feelings, and it is very appropriate to use this word to describe Wang Fatzi's resentful eyes. But, Wang Fatzi, a fat man, has such a resentful look, it is really not halal, it really makes people want to vomit!

Hu Bayi coughed a few times and spit a few mouthfuls to the side. He wanted to vomit too, but all he drank was water, and there was nothing to spit out, so he had to use saliva instead.

"You guy, isn't it good to exercise? Back then, you were fat, but now you are called fat! Maybe if you continue to dig, your figure can be called strong, and when the time comes, you can change your name and call you Wang Zhuangzi! ”

"Phew." Wang Fatzi disdainful, to put it nicely, it's not that he is a good material for hard labor!

"Alright, alright, get on with the work." Hu Bayi stood up and picked up the shovel. Not only shovels, but also hammers, pickaxes, and other tools that can be used when digging.

Without this, it would be almost impossible to dig successfully. There is not only earth underground, but also stones, and if the stones are too long, they must be circumvented. Although they are lieutenants who touch gold, they don't have gunpowder on hand, and it is difficult to blow up the road, not to mention, once there is a mistake in the dosage, then it will blow up, collapse, or blow up the groundwater, and immediately GG.

This is a delicate job, if it weren't for Hu Bayi's own good at digging pits, and some long-term accumulated experience in judging the underground terrain, he wouldn't have been able to dig here at all.

"Alas..." let out a long sigh, a thousand unwillingly, ten thousand unwillingly, the fat man Wang still stood up.

Who called Hu Bayi his brother? If you let your brother work on the side and watch from the side, it would be too much to say, he is not such a ruthless and unrighteous person!

Fat people should have the responsibility of fat people! He eats so much meat. It's not for nothing, and if it's for free, doesn't it mean that he's an idiot?

Picking up the shovel, Wang Fatzi also snorted and worked hard. Digging in the soil? Get used to it, and let these two hundred catties of meat dance at will, exuding the fragrance of labor!

Labor is the most glorious! This world belongs to the working people, and the fat man is the king of the working people, with unlimited potential!

"Speaking of Lao Hu, if you want to make an escape route, what if someone runs down and the people behind chase down?" While digging, Wang Fatzi asked out loud.

Of course, they are not only digging tunnels, but also escape routes, otherwise what are they going to do by digging tunnels?

Having said that, Fat Wang's eyes suddenly lit up. There are so many things for the dead, and there must be more things for the living, not to mention the palace! If they manage to dig into the palace by then...

"Hey, hey, hey..." Wang Fatzi let out a lewd laugh, and the movements of his hands became faster.

How can it be exciting to take the things of the dead and the things of the living? It was still the palace, the supreme place, he could only watch from afar, and he couldn't get in. Although it should not be able to stimulate the moment when the coffin is opened, after all, that moment is the legendary moment of life and death, I don't know if it is a treasure or a zongzi!

Stimulate! It was so exciting that at that time, Wang Fatzi felt that he could eat a few chickens! That's right, it's really so exciting when the coffin is opened, and it's as addictive as Vita lemon tea.

"Oh, that's it." Hu Bayi threw the soil off the shovel, and his eyes fell on the dark river next to him.

Underground river.

"When the time comes, see if this underground river can lead to the designated location, by the way, find out where the exit is, if so, build another boat, and basically everything will be fine." Hu Bayi explained, and said a method that had been discussed with Yun Ting.

"What, you still have to build a ship? It's not exciting at all! When Wang Fatzi thought of his future life, he immediately became crying without tears.

(End of chapter)