Chapter 42: Orchid-scented bullshit

"Is there such a beauty in the world?"

"Lonely and unheard, you, this is Miss Yue'er, the first flower of the Tang Dynasty, but I've seen her portrait... , Miss Yue'er has come to our Qincheng. ”

"It's really Miss Yue'er, I can see Miss Yue'er's dignity in my lifetime, and I have no regrets in this life!"

"But what is an automatic alchemy furnace?"

Shen Nan asked Ji Qiongxi. "Is she famous?"

Ji Qiongxi rolled her eyes, and she didn't want to complain about this person's stupidity. "It's just that the entire Tang Dynasty knows to the extent that nine out of nine men and nine percent of women know. She is a talented person in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and has a mysterious background, but she is extremely talented and is the first Oiran in the Tang Dynasty. ”

"Oiran! Oh – **ah! It's the kind that sells art but doesn't sell one's body," Shen Nan nodded clearly.

β€œ... Master, if this were known to her many suitors, you would be killed. Bai Chun muttered, even she knew how famous she was this month.

Yue'er glanced at Shen Nan and seemed to hear their whispered conversation, and her red lips with a complaining expression were revealed. "What this son said is very true, Yue'er's life is cheap, and everyone has to have mercy so that she will not fall." That infinitely pitiful demeanor almost melted Shen Nan's stone heart.

Awesome my sister, the No. 1 Oiran in Datang is worthy of her name!

Yue'er was originally the focus of everyone, listening to her words and seeing her expression, the people who came up to eat melons were suddenly excited, and the people who were originally standing on Shen Nan's side were all glaring at him at this moment, as if he had done something evil that hurt heaven and reason.

"Miss Yue'er, don't be sad about a scoundrel's words."

"We've got your back."

"So what is that automatic alchemy furnace?"

Shen Nan pretended to be surprised. "Miss Yue'er's name is like thunder under the ears, I admire it, and I also have a little study of the piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing and singing, singing and singing, and I have a little study of the seven tricks, if Miss Yue'er appreciates the face, we choose a good day, choose a beautiful scenery, and talk about mulberry hemp before the moon!"

Shen Nan, who was a ruffian one moment ago, became a vassal and elegant merry genius the next moment, the rapid changes before and after are stunning, and his superb acting skills are comparable to the first Oiran of the Tang Dynasty.

"It's too late for you to pretend in front of Miss Yue'er now." Liu Yu shook the folding fan lightly, and also walked out of the crowd and deliberately stood beside Oiran. "It's your honor to have Miss Yue'er as a referee for you."

"Yes! Pretending now is no match for pretending to be in the first place. Shen Nan pouted. I don't care who is the referee, but Mr. Gu over there seems to be too scared to agree! ”

Confucius flicked his sleeves and snorted coldly, and said to the sky. "Humph! Since Miss Yue'er personally presided over the referee, Gu naturally gave her a face, but if you want to be shameless than anyone, then Gu can only bow down. ”

"That being the case, in order to ensure the fairness of this competition, it is better for Gu Gongzi and Shen Gongzi to choose a method for each competition, if you can't tell the winner, then the concubine will decide the third competition, what do you think?" The first Oiran made a beautiful decision to understate this fair and suspenseful competition.

"That's great!" Confucian nodded in satisfaction, staring at Shen Nan's gaze with a sneer with pride.

"I'm okay, but I want to check the chips before I play to see if he's going to get what I want." This is the real purpose of Shen Nan to make things bigger.

"Spiritual objects that increase body sensitivity are extremely rare, and Gu can't make any guarantees in a short period of time." He thinks very highly of himself and doesn't think that under fair conditions, he will lose.

"How about this, our spirit master also has a medium-grade treasure weapon that increases body sensation poison Jiao teeth, if Shen Gongzi wins the medium-grade treasure weapon and the stimulant liquid promised before, it will belong to you, if Mr. Gu wins, then Shen Gongzi's chips will belong to my spirit master." The beauty steward opened her mouth to propose.

Then she secretly whispered to Confucius, as if she was promising some benefits, Confucius, after hesitating for a moment, agreed, Shen Nan naturally would not refuse, he only recognized the goods and did not recognize the people.

"Then draw lots to decide who will decide the first match." Oiran soon moved into the role of referee.

"Don't bother Miss Lao Yue'er, let him decide first! Anyway, the ending was already doomed. The arrogance of Confucianism has not diminished at all.

"I don't know what Mr. Gu's position in Lingyu is?" Shen Nan took a step forward and asked.

"Grid identification!"

"Then let's try the ability of grid identification, each take out something from the storage ring for the other party to identify, the fastest and most accurate person wins." If you don't defeat him in the place where the other party is most proud, how can you let the other party experience the most painful hell.

"Don't be rash!" Ji Qiongxi stomped his feet anxiously, this guy didn't even know some of the most basic common sense, and he also identified with other people's professional beagles, didn't he dig his own grave!

"Huh! It's only been half a month since we've known each other, are we very familiar with each other? Why do you care so much about me? Shen Nan laughed evilly.

"You... I don't know what to do, and I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Ji Qiongxi gritted her teeth and turned her head, but the corner of her eyes was always paying attention to this side.

"Stupid! Bring about one's own destruction. Confucian looked at Shen Nan as if he was looking at an idiot.

Even the beauty steward felt that Shen Nan's choice was a bit arrogant.

"Then both sides take out an item, record the information of their own items first, and then confirm the accuracy after the two sides identify." Oiran looked at Shen Nan with a smile, with a look of curiosity and anticipation in her eyes.

Shen Nan flicked his wrist, and a strange alchemy furnace that was one person tall appeared in front of him, and this alchemy furnace didn't look much different from an ordinary alchemy furnace on the outside." This is the automatic alchemy furnace I made a bet on, see what you can identify? ”

And Confucian Sheng threw Shen Nan a jade gourd.

After writing down the information about each other's belongings, the two sides began to identify.

Shen Nan played with the jade bottle and asked Hei Yu to scan it for identification.

Although the system is useless, the basic information can still be identified.

"Scanning and identification results: Runyu gourd, a medium-grade treasure vessel, has a cubic space that can be loaded with gases and liquids, and the time flow rate in it is relatively static, which can preserve precious things.

Inside the runyu gourd, it was found that there was a residue of Lin Smell Body Qi, which was an excellent thing for cultivating the sense of smell. ”

With all this basic information, it's still a bit difficult to win over that guy with his nostrils in the sky, but fortunately there is enough time for me to search in the mall, where the introduction is more detailed.

On the surface, Shen Nan tapped the jade bottle in his hand with a serious face, pretending.

"Hey, do you know how to do it all?" Seeing this, Ji Qiongxi couldn't help but speak. "At least drive the treasure to see what it does!"

"You know a hammer, this is my exclusive method of identification." Shen Nan calmly looked in the direction of Confucius, seeing that he was really trying to use his own exorcism to drive the automatic alchemy furnace, but the progress was not satisfactory.

Hey! The cultural barrier between different worlds is not so easy to break, oh! I've finally found it here.

Lin smell: looks similar to the unicorn and like a mastiff, it is the top demon beast in the world of cultivating immortals, famous for its sense of smell, there is a gas bag in the body of the Lin sniff, the cultivation of the air bag to produce strange gases is the root of the smell of the nose, and the body qi of the Lin smell is the gas that is discharged from the body after the use of the air bag, and it is still the treasure of cultivating the sense of smell for other creatures, and its smell...

Looking at Shen Nan's complexion, the exhaust gas that was expelled from his body... As the saying goes, it's called fart.

"Shen Gongzi has some eyebrows?" Oiran asked with a smile.

"There are some, it's just that this runyu gourd contains something, it's just that this runyu gourd contains something, I want to find a crowd to open it for me, so that some people don't chew the root of the ear." Knowing that it was a fart inside, the fool opened it and sniffed it! It's better to find an unlucky ghost for this kind of thing! For example - Liu Yu!

Confucian raised his head and sneered disdainfully. "You're afraid I'll do something in the gourd! Hmph, spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain! I'm almost out of stuff in it, so you can toss it however you want. ”

Shen Nan's face became more and more strange, and he smiled in a muffled voice.

"In that case, it's better to let the slave family confirm it for Shen Gongzi?" As the referee, Oiran smiled and took the initiative to ask.

Is it an illusion, I always feel that this woman has been looking at me! Shen Nan narrowed his eyes and said with a strange smile. "It's not good!"

The first Oiran of the Tang Dynasty took the initiative to smell the fart - that picture is too beautiful to see!

"The slave family is the referee of Shen Gongzi and Gu Gongzi, and this kind of thing is naturally the most suitable for the slave family." Oiran smiled, her charming face made Shen Nan's heartbeat slow down by half a beat, and then she took the initiative to take the runyu gourd from Shen Nan's hand and gently opened the gourd mouth.

Shen Nan took a few steps back decisively, as if he was afraid of a snake and scorpion, so that the people who ate melons couldn't help but let out a disdainful light 'whoo'.

A faint fragrance penetrated Oiran's delicate nose, she wrinkled the bridge of her nose, nodded her chin and said. "There is a smell of orchids, and the nose will itch a little after the aroma enters the body, and then the aroma turns into a warm current, which seems to have a beneficial effect on the sense of smell."

"Poofβ€”ahem, ahem!" Shen Nan couldn't hold it back. "It's okay, it's just a pity that I can't take this beautiful moment without my mobile phone, orchid smell - poofhahaha!"

Oiran frowned and wondered, wondering what Shen Nan was laughing at? It always feels very unpleasant. "Why is Shen Gongzi laughing? Is there something wrong with what the slave family said? ”

"Humph! Miss Yue'er ignore him, he's a ruffian. Liu Yu, the messenger of the flower protector, stood up to defend the Oiran and then asked elegantly. It's the first time you've seen something that increases your sense of smell, so can you let you smell it below? ”

Oiran looked at Shen Nan and Confucius in seeking, and Confucian did not answer silently, which was considered a tacit acquiescence, and Shen Nan tried to hold back a smile and nodded. "That's fine. Puff haha~~ The more people who experiment, the more conclusions they draw... Hahaha.."

You just smell the shit elegantly---- hahahaha-

"..."Everyone just thinks he is grandstanding and making a lot of trouble. Liu Yu had already taken the jade gourd and put it on the tip of his nose, taking a deep breath with an intoxicated face.

"Ouch no, two hahahaha, hurry.. Give me a lot of anger! Shen Nan laughed, sat on the chair, and couldn't help but laugh when he saw Liu Yu's intoxicated expression.

"Master, are you alright?" Bai Chun obediently stretched out his hand to give him a breath on Shen Nan's chest, but the doubt in his eyes deepened.

"What evil are you?" A trace of worry flashed in Ji Qiongxi's eyes. "Could it be that the other party has done something?"

"Ahem! No, let me slowly, inhale-exhale-exhale - much better! Shen Nan finally relieved himself, but after imagining that after he said the results of the identification of the object, these two people... Coupled with the wonderful expressions of the three Confucian scholars, he couldn't help laughing.

"Sure enough, as Miss Yue'er described, I felt a much sharper sense of smell just by taking a bite." Liu Yu echoed and said.

"Let's smell it, too!" That's what Miss Yue'er had smelled.

"yes, yes! Doesn't it say that the more people who experiment, the better? ”

This is the star effect, the name of the first Oiran of the Tang Dynasty, which is obviously louder than those international top in modern times.

"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient, Shen Gongzi still has to compete, so there is not enough time." Oiran frowned slightly, and her embarrassed expression immediately made the melon-eating crowd die down.

"I'm okay! How can you sweep everyone's interest! Shen Nan grinned and waved his sleeves generously. Damn, since you guys who see the wind and rudder see a woman, you have weak legs and embarrass men and call on me to take the initiative to sniff your fart, then don't blame me for cheating you guys.

"Don't make trouble, the other party will soon complete the identification." Ji Qiongxi anxiously pushed Shen Nan, she was more anxious than Shen Nan, if Shen Nan lost the treasure alchemy furnace, then she would feel guilty when she brought him to the spirit master.

"Don't care so much about me, it will make me misunderstand that you mean something to me." Shen Nan squeezed his eyebrows, and his expression was particularly unbeaten.

"I'm too lazy to care about you." Ji Qiongxi gritted her teeth and turned her head again.

"Huh! Just kidding. I've already done the identification, just waiting for that guy to get bored and see the interesting things! ”

Seeing the runyu gourd constantly passing around in the crowd, everyone was intoxicated and smelled the fragrance of orchids - bullshit! He couldn't help but laugh.

Finally, before laughing out of internal injuries, Confucian was already firm.

"Mr. Gu let's talk first! I'm afraid that after I say it, you will die of shame and the scene will be out of control. Shen Nan looked serious, but he laughed halfway through the seriousness.

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