Chapter 691: It's Too Sandy!
"Continue the sand sculpture web text clip!"
"The heroine was forced to sleep and was very reluctant.
Suddenly noticed that this man actually had sixteen-pack abs.
Then I was hooked, and I fell asleep in a daze.
The heroine was forced to sleep again, very reluctantly.
Suddenly, I noticed that this man actually had twenty-four abdominal muscles.
Better than the previous man.
Then I was hooked, and I fell asleep in a daze.
......
The heroine was forced to sleep and was very reluctant.
I suddenly noticed that this man actually had forty-two abdominal muscles.
There are even better.
Then I was hooked, and I fell asleep in a daze.
In the end, I was with the man with 42-pack abs. ”
"I'm rubbing! What kind of sand sculpture plot is this? ”
"You seem to be kidding me!"
"Why is this heroine as casual as me?"
"Forty-two pack abs...... I'm afraid it's not the abdominal muscles that are fine! ”
"Hahaha, the anchor is so funny! You wrote these bad things yourself, right? ”
"I guess so, otherwise who would have been able to write such a sand sculpture plot?"
Chen Mo smiled and said:
"The heroine was turned into an old sow and locked in a cell by the evil female partner.
One day, ten male protagonists passed by the cell together and saw the old sow in the cell.
They suddenly felt a thousand tenderness surging in their hearts.
So ten people went in and kept caring about the old sow.
Among them, the male protagonist who understands medical skills takes the pulse of the old sow.
And it was found out that she was pregnant......
The heroine is also in a hurry to be turned into a pig.
Keep making pig cries and communicate with the male protagonists.。
I don't know how, but the communication was successful???
This...... This is the legendary true love."
"I report! The anchor must have been a pig!! ”
"I testify that I saw the anchor day pass with my own eyes!"
"That's right, the sow is pregnant with the anchor's !!"
"God, I actually followed a pig anchor!!"
Hearing this sand sculpture clip, I don't know who brought the rhythm, and they all began to ridicule Chen Mo.
Chen Mo pretended to be angry, but in fact, he couldn't be happy looking at the soaring faith energy.
How can you be afraid of ridicule as an anchor?
I can't bear this ridicule, and the anchor will definitely not be able to do it.
"The heroine is pregnant, and she is pregnant with a scumbag's child.
One day, the scumbag girl appeared and pushed the heroine with bad intentions.
Then the heroine miscarried.
Later, the heroine was lying on the hospital bed and was sad.
The male protagonist appeared to take care of her and brought her good news: "You are pregnant with twins, one is flowing, and there is another!" ”
And the president: that day, he pulled out her uterus with his bare hands......
Craftsmen, craftsmen, can't be provoked, say goodbye (ʃƪ ̆³ ̆)! ”
"Hang Wang, that scumbag is you, right?"
"Upstairs, you show respect! How do you know that the king is a man? ”
"So that scumbag is the king!"
"That's wrong, that craftsman is the king!"
"Cattle Pie! Everyone is tearing devils with their bare hands, and hanging the king is digging out the uterus with bare hands! ”
"I didn't laugh when I heard the story of the hanging king, but watching the barrage, I was about to laugh and pee."
"Hahaha, me too!"
"The fans of the king are so talented!"
Chen Mo glanced at the time and said:
"The last sand sculpture plot! Make a big move! ”
"The beginning is a very common plot, the heroine crosses, and then falls off the cliff and falls into the cave.
Found the tied male protagonist in the cave.,And then slept with the male owner.。
Ten times in one night! You read that right! Ten times!
The heroine ran after waking up, and met a branch, and after rubbing, an old man ran out of it.
said that it could fulfill a wish of the heroine.
Well...... Domestic version of the magic lamp......
The heroine's wishes...... It's to restore your own membrane!!
The point is that this old man is very awesome, and the restored membrane is more than ten times harder than the original!
The male protagonist also practiced how to concentrate his power on what for this.。
Once the male and female protagonists had an awkward quarrel, and the male protagonist suspected that the female protagonist had a leg with another man.
While getting angry, I beep ~~~~ with my finger into it
As a result, it was hindered by a layer of hard, wall-like things.
Well, you two are nothing, reconcile......"
"I wipe !!"
"It's too sand sculpture!!"
"I've never seen such a sand sculpture in the plot!!"
"Listen to it all the way in amazement!"
"I always felt that the male frequency was brainless and mentally retarded, but it turned out that the female frequency was the same!"
"Upstairs, you know, I'm afraid it's all film and television adaptations. You go to the female frequency of QQ reading to take a look.,Like the male frequency, there are a lot of harem stallions.。
It's just a change of routine, all kinds of male protagonists only chase female protagonists, but not her.
Because although the girls like more than one male master, they don't like the female owner to be on multiple male masters. ”
“66666666!!!”
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After the plot of the sand sculpture online article was finished, Chen Mo picked up the microphone and continued to connect the microphone.
"Next, let's take a look at the second sailor of Lianmai and see if he has anything unhappy?"
Chen Mo randomly connected with the second water friend.
"Hey, hello this sailor, sorry to keep you waiting.
What are you unhappy about......"
Just as Chen Mo was speaking, he saw a prompt on the screen: "The other party has hung up the connection." ”
Well, I was scared away by Chen Mo.
Now the water friends are happy!
"Hahaha, anchor, you're scaring people away!"
"I'm sure I'll run! I don't want to tell everyone about what I'm not happy about, let everyone be happy, hahaha! ”
"I don't think anyone will dare to connect with the anchor."
"Yes, the anchor's mouth can make people angry!"
"Who says no one wants to connect with me? Isn't this just someone coming?"
Chen Mo pursed his lips and immediately connected with the third person: "Let's connect with this water friend." ”
"Hey, hello, what do you call it?"
"Hello Hangwang, my surname is Liu." The other party said.
"Hello Mr. Liu," Chen Mo said, "Do you have anything unhappy?" ”
"Say it and make everyone happy!!"
"Say it and make everyone happy!!"
"Say it and make everyone happy!!"
"Say it and make everyone happy!!"
"Say it and make everyone happy!!"
"Say it and make everyone happy!!"
On the barrage, countless sailors swiped this sentence with a heart.
Seeing this barrage, the new sailors who had just been on the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter!
"I'll go, this session of water friends is too skinny! What's upset about it, say it and make everyone happy? Hahahaha laughed at me! ”
"Where did this come from? Hahaha, that's hilarious! ”
"This is the joke that the king said when he connected with the first sailor in the live broadcast just now......"
Under the explanation of the old sailor, the new sailor knew what happened before, and immediately hung his feet and chested one by one, regretting that he was late.
They are ready to wait for the live broadcast of the hanging king to finish and watch the replay again.
(End of chapter)