Cheng Xianyu walked along the road with swaying steps while shouting in his head: "I want to complain!" There is a problem with the quality of your travel service! Have you ever seen a tourist society throw tourists directly in the scenic area, do not give them food, do not drink, and even take away their ID cards! And the people in this scenic area are all shouting and killing tourists one by one! ”

"Dear users, such tour groups as you mentioned still exist."

"How is it possible, who are you fooling?" Cheng Xianyu felt that he was being taken for a fool, and he decided to refute the customer service after the customer service replied to him.

"For example: Bei Ye in your earth's mouth, didn't he invite some celebrities to travel with the group when he started filming to survive in the wild?" The customer service said that he was very calm, "Foraging!" This is also the experience content that the 'Explorer System' gives to users. ”

Cheng Xianyu actually forgot about "Bei Ye"! This made him speechless, "But, when others participate in 'Survival in the Wild', isn't there still a Bei Ye who can train him hand-in-hand?" ”

"Dear users, you have wronged us! Aren't we going to explain all kinds of problems to you? ”

"Your answer is all an afterthought, I won't say it if I don't ask, or I just brought it in when I was ridiculed afterwards!" Cheng Xianyu said indignantly.

"When are we going to have a mocking tone? You speak with your conscience! "The customer service is not happy anymore, and he doesn't even bother to say honorifics.

"You didn't have a mocking tone, but you did!"

“…… Hum! Why am I mocking you? Don't you have a beep in your own heart~ counting? I finally grabbed a good errand for a new project test, the manual of this system clearly reads: through the strong ambition that people have, strong dissatisfaction with life, and good expectations for the future to choose users, the result is to meet a salted fish like you, to have no physical strength, to be ambitious without ambition, to have IQ without IQ, so that I can only waste an opportunity to appreciate and raise my salary to buy a house, you say, what kind of mood should I hold to be enthusiastic about you? Shake M? ”

Cheng Xianyu could feel that the complaining tone of the customer service was hesitant, like a lilac-like woman...... Far from it.

Could it be that I also had strong expectations for my life at that time? Cheng Xianyu thought silently in his heart, even if Cheng Xianyu felt sorry for the "miserable" experience of customer service (who do you think was harmed?). Can you get a face? But! He felt he had to say "but!"

"You say I don't have the stamina! No ambition! Salted fish! I admit it all! But!! ........." Cheng Xianyu finally said the "but", "You mean that I have no IQ, I absolutely disagree!" Look at the wave of operation I just had, that acting, wow! Playing with the policewoman between applause......."

Cheng Xianyu was interrupted by the customer service before he finished speaking: "Come on, if you used 'rookie' earlier, you would have walked into a dead end?" Besides, why do you have to put that thought into showing off something? Didn't you just get a 'petrified skin' and run straight to the bullets! You know, in that case, she can't catch up with you at all! On the contrary, the little policewoman was so scared by you! Scold! It's definitely a big feud! Let's read more books! If you figure out all the conditions available to you earlier, your two quests are simply playful, and this is a beginner's quest, right? Send sub-questions! ”

Cheng Xianyu took a look at this skill - petrified skin (C-level) initiative:

It makes the skin temporarily have a marble-like hardness, and the pain is reduced by 90% when used. Cost: Endurance upgradeable (0/1000)

Cheng Xianyu's brain instantly felt a shock, "Am I really a retard!" ”

Cheng Xianyu felt that his IQ had been questioned, and he originally wanted to resist for the sake of dignity, but he suddenly "purred~", at this time, Cheng Xianyu instantly remembered the teachings of the primary school teacher: shameless to ask, know that mistakes can be changed, be good, endure humiliation, lie down and taste courage, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu, Huang Jiguang blocked the gun's eye, Dong Cunrui blew up the bunker and shouted: "Advance for New China!" The heavens have a great responsibility for the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and starve。。。。。。

He decided to admit his mistake to the customer service first and ask for advice honestly, because, first of all, he felt that he wanted to leave a good image of the Chinese people in front of the aliens, and he could not embarrass the country, and secondly... He's so hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry! Important words to say three times.

"Customer service adult, the little one knows it's wrong! I beg your pardon, the little one will work hard to change in the future, actively and strive to complete the tasks assigned by the organization perfectly, show the sky and show the air, and will definitely let the big boss see my light, let the adults get promoted and raise their salaries to buy a house, and then give you a pair of wings, so that you can fly to the sky and shoulder to shoulder with the sun. Cheng Xianyu said as he spoke, and his eyes even flashed with a glint called enthusiasm.

Although the customer service doesn't know why this salted fish suddenly became so respectful to him, he is usually respectful to others, and suddenly being flattered by others feels like being poured cold water on a hot summer day! Although there is an urge to beat that person, I have to say, what kind of "cool" word is this, so I decided to give Cheng Xianyu a good face, and said: "Dear user, I'm sorry, just now we were out of character, I'm really sorry, it's also excellent that you decided to be motivated, we are extremely agreeable, and we are also very optimistic about you, if there is any problem, we can teach, we will do our best." ”

Cheng Xianyu said respectfully: "Thank you for your appreciation, now the villain has a problem, may I ask: How to solve the problem that the villain is hungry now?" ”

The customer service was infected by the atmosphere set off by Cheng Xianyu's words and deeds, and seemed to regard himself as Mr. Kong Ming who was asked by Liu Bei: "Hehe, this matter is easy, Liang You has already had three strategies, which can solve the confusion of the king." ”

"Will the plan be released?"

"A strategy is, with the attitude of the king at this time, to recruit the assets of the righteous people in the world."

“……… What do you mean? It feels amazing! Cheng Xianyu thought for a moment: "Posture? He looked at his dress, "Righteous man?。。。。。。。 Are you asking me to ask for food? ”

"Yes, yes."

Cheng Xianyu endured the groove in his mouth, but did not speak, "Let's change it." ”

"The second strategy is to satisfy the salted fish in your pocket."

Cheng Xianyu thought about it again, took out the "Famous Knife - Yanqiu Knife" in the inventory column, smelled the smell of seawater in the air, and felt his thirsty throat, "After eating this salted fish, I will really dehydrate into salted fish, no." ”

"Three strategies, fish in troubled waters, mix into the banquet, eat it~, but the appearance of the king is easy to be driven!"

Cheng Xianyu felt that he had run far enough, so he stopped, listening to the words of the customer service, he couldn't help but feel in his heart: "The world is big, but I can't be home" sad, he usually likes to look up at the stars when he is unhappy, although it is now close to dusk (tossing for most of the day), but he still habitually looks up, but he found that he can't even see the sky, because he was blocked by a huge billboard The road of life, after he saw this evil billboard, he actually couldn't tear his eyes open, His sorrow turned into grief, but in an instant it turned into ecstasy!

"I thought of it! I've got it! Cheng Xianyu shouted with joy, completely ignoring the sympathy, disgust, and disgust of the people around him.

It turned out that the billboard read: "Skull Bar: This bar is holding a 'horror' themed masquerade party today, and those with excellent horror levels will be free of charge!! Attached is a picture of a demon clown and a sign to the right.

"Dear users, you're in luck!"

Cheng Xianyu pulled his mouth, saliva kept secreting, and he was almost about to burst out: "Oh, hehehe! Terror? Who could be more terrifying than I am now, with a bloody skeletal face~" and walked into the bar.

。。。。。。

When Qi Lin drove to the downstairs of Wei Qi's apartment, she saw Wei Qi arguing with an aunt and a beautiful woman with cat ears and headdress.

"I really saw him jump down from the building, and then the man was gone, look at the blood! Why don't you believe it! Aunt shouted anxiously.

"We didn't make a false alarm!" The cat-eared headdress beauty also said this.

The surrounding melon-eating crowd also echoed: "Yes, yes." ”

The corners of Wei Qi's mouth twitched, and he said, "But look at this pool of blood, what kind of guy can shed so much blood and still live?" You say that the person is gone, will the corpse still run away on its own? As he spoke, he pointed to the bloodstains left by Cheng Xianyu.

Because Cheng Xianyu wore it while sleeping, he only wore pants and a vest, and he couldn't absorb much blood at all, and the wounds on his body had already stopped bleeding and scabbed, he was still face to the ground, there was no blood on his feet, and what could fall off his body was also shaken off by two or three efforts, so there is no so-called blood tracking method。。。。。。

However, Qi Lin, who came over at this time, always felt that it was very similar to her own experience when she heard this kind of corpse disappearing, so she said, "Wei Qi, what they said may be true. ”

Wei Qi found out that Qi Lin was back this time, and when he heard her say this, he thought that she didn't want him to be entangled in this kind of thing, but for the sake of his own principles, he still responded: "Qi Lin, this kind of thing can't be connived at!" ”

Qi Lin sighed: "I have encountered a similar thing before, that bloody guy was obviously 。。。。。。 by me Killed by mistake, but turned around and the body was gone! I suspect that these two things are the same person. ”

The corners of Wei Qi's mouth twitched again: "You... Are you sure you're not telling a ghost story? ”

"That's it! I'll report to the boss, you go back to the bureau and put the car away first, I'll go back by myself, I still have action with Sister Azure tonight! Qi Lin was in a bad mood today, glanced at him, and made a decision.

Wei Qi thought about it for a while, then decided not to worry about it anymore, agreed to it, and drove away.

Qi Lin looked at the departing police car, picked up her mobile phone and dialed the number: "Sister Blue? Tonight's goal is to call the 'Skull Bar', right? ”

Qi Lin completely forgot about Bao Wei's life。。。。。。。 A moment of silence for him...