Chapter Sixty-Nine: Stubborn Barton
After a long time, Hawkeye woke up from a coma again.
When he opened his eyes, everything around him was still so magical and eerie.
Looking at the avengers around him who were using magical powers, he said with some despair: "Hehe, it's still in the illusion......
"No, it's all very real!" A voice sounded next to him, and Hawkeye turned his head to see that it was Vision and Wanda looking at him with a smile on their faces.
"You two people in the illusion, are you here to mock me?" Hawkeye said weakly, he was completely desperate, and he was now completely convinced in his heart that he was trapped in the illusion, and he was afraid that he would never be able to get out.
"If yes, just hurry up and taunt, I don't care......."
Vision shook his head with a smile and said seriously, "Barton, this is not an illusion!" ”
"Hehe, is it fun to lie to me? The Avengers could never have these abilities! Never! ”
"What if someone gave us these abilities?"
"Absolutely! Not to mention that technology is impossible, even if a mutant with this magical ability can help us? It's all incredible! It's inconceivable that there is no logic at all for this to happen! Hawkeye was a little angry, and he secretly cursed in his heart for the cunning of this illusionist, and made up such an impossible reason in order to make him completely lost in the illusion.
"How do you know she won't help us, maybe it's a misunderstanding between us and the mutants."
Hawkeye listened, smiled mockingly, turned his head away, and ignored the illusion.
Vision was a little helpless, and seeing that Hawkeye ignored him, he had to helplessly pull Wanda to the side.
At this time, Tony and Steve walked over slowly, looking at Hawkeye with a smile on their faces, and Tony also whispered to the captain: "Look, his reaction is exactly the same as when you first woke up!" ”
"Ahem, I just couldn't accept this kind of fact that shattered my three views again......." Steve said with some embarrassment.
Tony raised his head with some pride and said with a smile: "Look, my mentality is still the strongest, and the reaction to accepting these is the fastest!" ”
"Less, I know that the first one to wake up is Vision."
"Uh..... It's just that he didn't find any ability, so he woke up quickly! ”
"Then you're not the first, Wanda wakes up behind you, but she's coming to terms with it all faster than you."
"Hold the grass, we are also old friends who have crossed paths in life and death, you are not afraid of being punished by God if you dismantle my platform like this!"
"Not afraid ......"
......
Hawkeye pursed his lips disdainfully, this time he didn't even bother to turn his head, the two front feet had just left, and the back feet had just left.
Steve smiled and said, "Barton, it's all true. We are endowed with these abilities! ”
"By whom? God? Barton didn't even bother to turn his head back, and just lay down on the couch again, like a believer whose faith had been shattered.
Steve was stunned and muttered, "Maybe she's God......"
"Who is she?"
"Li Mozi!"
When Barton heard this, he instantly bounced up from the couch in the hall and shouted in surprise, "What did you say!?" ”
There was a sadness in his eyes, and he now wondered if he had entered a false illusion. Because if there really is a fantasy, then the person who implements the illusion should do whatever it takes to make up some stories that make him let his guard down and are easy to imagine.
How can there be such an illusion of forcibly wanting to destroy other people's three views!
Does this illusion caster have a hole in his brain? Don't follow the routine!
That horrible woman named Li Mozi just fought us to the death and killed me, although I don't know why I'm still conscious. But what is certain is that she killed me and got me back, what is the picture! My beauty?
It's not logical at all!
I feel like my IQ has been insulted......
Steve and Tony couldn't help but be a little angry when they saw that Hawkeye seemed to be in a state of ruin again. Tony thought viciously in his heart: Is Barton's neck smeared with Indian divine oil? I can't twist it!
But anger is anger, the two of them are still very calm, and the expression on the faces of the two of them is more helpless, after all, they were also full of disbelief when they first learned about all this.
Steve waved at Natasha, who was about to try her hand at the spider, and made a gesture for help, motioning for her to come and help.
"What's wrong?" Natasha asked
Steve pointed to Hawkeye who was slumped on the sofa with a helpless face, and asked in a low voice, "You have been with him for the longest time and know him the most, is there any way to make him accept all this?" ”
When Natasha heard this, she shook her head helplessly and said, "It's useless, Barton's neck is like rubbing Indian god oil, and he is very stubborn!" It is difficult for him to accept all these things to reshape the three views! ”
Tony: "I agree! ”
The helplessness in Steve's eyes deepened: "Then what should I do, we won't care about him?" ”
Natasha was silent for a while, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and she said, "He thinks it's an illusion, and the person who uses the illusion shouldn't know anything special about us and him!" So we just need to bring him out with some secrets that we know about ourselves! ”
When Tony and Steve heard this, they immediately clapped their hands and agreed: "That's it!" ”
......
Feeling the eyes of the three people behind him, he instinctively felt a chill in his neck.
He.... What are they going to do?
I saw Tony slowly step forward and said with a smile: "Barton, do you remember when you asked me to borrow $100,000, saying that I wanted to buy a farm and build a house?" ”
Barton was stunned and said without hesitation: "Remember, I won't pay back that money anyway!" ”
Tony smiled and said, "I didn't say I told you to pay it back, let alone $100,000, even if it's $10 million, I won't blink my eyes!" ”
Barton whispered a damn rich man's curse, and then suddenly reacted and exclaimed, "How do you know this?" Did you control Tony too? ”
Although he was a little confused now, he still didn't think it was true, and thought that it was the illusion that controlled Tony's mind. Let Tony tell the caster these secrets!
Tony sighed helplessly, slapped himself on the forehead, and then waved at Natasha and Steve, motioning for them to get on.
Seeing this, Barton mocked with an unkind face: "It seems that Tony has been caught, although I don't know what you want to do..... But don't waste any time, let's do whatever you want! ”
Natasha glanced at him lightly and said slowly: "I don't need the two of them, I'll just go alone!" ”
"You ......." Barton remembered that he didn't seem to be able to beat her, and it was useless to resist, so he had to mock again: "Just do it, it's an illusion anyway!" ”
Natasha smiled weirdly and said, "How could I do it, I just wanted to tell you that this is reality!" ”
"Heh, where does the reality come from in the fantasy? It's just that you fantasy characters think it's just reality! Barton sarcastically said.
Natasha didn't answer his words, her red lips opened slightly, and she said with a smile: "Do you remember the first time you went on a mission?" ”
"When you came back from a mission that day, you said to me......."
Before Natasha could finish speaking, Barton stood up abruptly and interrupted her seriously: "No need to say more, I believe what you said!" It's all absolutely true! ”
"Really?" Natasha asked with a smile
"It's more real than pearls!"
Seeing such a huge change in Barton, Tony couldn't help it at that time, and secretly leaned over to Natasha and asked, "What happened to you?" How do I feel like the Tao has a story! ”
Natasha smiled and remained silent.
She can't let anyone know......
When Barton and her partner were on their first mission, they were trapped in a house for two days due to a mistake in the prior mission scouting. It turned out that it was just because he accidentally glanced at Natasha while she was taking a shower, and as a result, the young and energetic Barton was in a state of excitement at that time!
And then
When Natasha went out of the shower, she saw a tired eagle eye
And toilet paper all over the floor......
Tsk, it's scary to think about it.......
So such a devastating thing, Natasha chose to bury this matter in her heart under Patton's strong insistence [kneeling and begging], and it was almost revealed until today.
Faced with the curious eyes of Tony and Steve, Natasha was left with only flowing hair, and she didn't mean to care for either of them at all.
"Let's go, Barton! Let Tony explain to you what the hell is going on in all this! ”
"Why me?"
"Because you look like a bully!"
“......”
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Some time ago, it seemed that the holiday at the end of the month would break out, right......
Let me think of a better reason to respond to this question, eh...... Pregnant!
Today two more broke out! How about it, aren't you particularly happy, the two more broke out!
Ahem
It's enough to say I'm brazen, eh..... The book friend holding the knife over there, you put the knife down first! The book friend with the gun in front, let's be restless, don't think about kidnapping Xiaodou at every turn, I don't necessarily have to code words well if I kidnap me, right? So, put the gun down first!
That one.......
Who said that the two more are not an outbreak, for the ace pigeon of Xiaodou, the two more are simply unprecedented! Hee-hee.....
Otherwise, I'll sell you a cute~
Meow > ω <.