Chapter 346: Giving birth to a big fat boy
Hearing that cold voice, Zhang Sui suddenly came to his senses.
At this time, no matter how much self-blame and pain are of no avail, only letting Leng Muning alleviate the pain is true.
The mind is racing and the best way to alleviate the pain is to divert attention.
Zhang Sui wiped away his tears and said with a forced smile: "Ning'er, drinking too much wine is actually easy to hurt the body, especially the liver in our five internal organs. One day, a girl saw a patient who had been injured by drinking alcohol and was drinking again, and couldn't help but remind her, you drink again, be careful of your liver. ”
Then the patient replied cheerfully, "Yes, little darling."
"That's where the heart and liver baby comes from."
On the other side of the Netherworld Horn, Leng Muning continued to moan in pain from time to time.
Zhang Sui hurriedly said: "A couple encountered robbers on the road, and the robbers robbed them of their belongings, but the husband didn't even call for help. After the robbers left, the wife was furious with her husband and said, "You are a man, and you are too cowardly, and you can't even shout for help when you are robbed." ”
"My husband said sarcastically, you stupid bear, don't you see that I still have a big gold tooth in my mouth?"
After Zhang Sui finished telling the second joke, Leng Muning's faint voice came from opposite the Netherworld Conch Horn and said, "Husband, it's not funny at all. ”
Listening to Leng Muning's faint voice that began to tremble, Zhang Sui clenched his hands, his nails embedded in the flesh, and said softly: "Ning'er, scream." There is a saying in my hometown that the louder you scream, the less pain you feel. ”
Leng Mu Ning said: "I'm afraid you're worried." ”
Zhang Sui stuck all the words in his throat, forced a smile, and cried silently while singing "Mice Love Rice".
After all, Leng Muning couldn't hold back the pain.
Zhang Sui sang while listening to the painful howl coming from the opposite side of the Nether Snail Horn, and beads of sweat rolled down his forehead, and his voice trembled.
Leng Muning's howl of pain lasted for nearly two hours, and Zhang Sui sang for two hours.
Two hours later, when Zhang Sui felt that the qi in his meridians had begun to dry up, Zhang Sui stopped singing and gritted his steel teeth.
While opening his heart and communicating with Huang Caiyi flying up the canopy, Zhang Sui kept shouting Leng Muning's name.
Huang Caiyi listened to the sound coming from the corner of the Netherworld, and looked at Zhang Sui's appearance of being wet with sweat, but still persevering, and sighed secretly.
took out a Qi Gathering Pill from the storage belt and fed it to Zhang Sui's mouth, Huang Caiyi sat next to Zhang Sui and said, "Leng Muning, I am a saint." You may not be able to see what your husband looks like now, but I can tell you that he has been crying wolf for more than two hours now. The qi in his meridians has been exhausted, and he can still talk to you now because I gave him the Qi Gathering Pill just now. His clothes were soaked with sweat and rain. ”
"You see that your husband is so anxious about you here and cares about you so much, if this is seen by others, how many people will be envious?"
"I haven't experienced the production process, but it must have been painful. But what you are giving birth to now, but the crystallization of you and your husband is a testimony of your love. ”
"Your husband and I, along with his friends, are already on our way to the Netherworld."
"Imagine it, it won't be long before it works, or seven days, or half a month, and your husband will be reunited."
"Can you see that? Your husband's happy smile the moment he saw the child. ”
"No, he's happier to see you, his beloved wife."
"In order to be able to see you, he even escaped under the hands of the Demon King. You can imagine how much he misses you. ”
Zhang Sui slowly stopped and looked at Huang Caiyi, who was sitting next to him chattering.
There was a moment when he was learning the mental method of "Shooting the Sun", Nishang was also talking in his ear.
Leng Mu Ning's louder and louder moans came from the opposite side of the Nether Snail Horn.
Zhang Sui looked at Huang Caiyi for a while, and looked at the Netherworld Conch Horn for a while, as if he could see Leng Muning through the Netherworld Conch Horn.
After another hour, with a baby's cry, Zhang Sui couldn't hold on anymore and began to cry.
Huang Caiyi also stopped.
glanced at Zhang Sui and Leng Muning, one was crying there, the other was whispering something there, and slowly fell from the canopy.
Landing at the door of the wooden house, looking at the faint barrier around it, Huang Caiyi sighed.
"How's it going?" In the wooden house, the master walked out and said.
Huang Caiyi said "um" and said, "I have been born smoothly, wait a while, it is estimated that you will go up and take Senior Brother next, the qi in his meridians has been exhausted." Even if you take the Qi Gathering Pill, you won't recover much for a while. ”
The Imperial Lord nodded and said, "Are you Senior Sister Yanxin or a Holy Maiden now?" ”
"I've always been just a saint in yellow clothes." Huang Caiyi turned his head, met the gaze of the royal lord and said, "Zhou Yanxin is just my life soul, now that the soul is fused, there is no more of her." ”
The Imperial Master watched in silence as Huang Caiyi walked into the wooden house, and let out a long breath.
Cast the eaves to walk the wall and climb the canopy, at this moment, Zhang Sui was shouting and screaming there like a stunned person.
"Baby, do you hear your father?"
"Well, call 'Father' to listen?"
……
Leng Mu Ning's weak laughter came from the Netherworld Snail Horn and said, "Husband, he has just been born, where is he so fast?" ”
An extra fan appeared in the right hand of the master, and it opened with a "snap", and while fanning, he smiled and said, "Congratulations to Senior Brother, congratulations to Leng Wushen!" I don't know if it's a unicorn or a phoenix? ”
"It's a boy, chubby." Leng Mu Ning said softly.
Zhang Sui grinned.
The master smiled, "That's my nephew!" Did Senior Brother and Leng Wushen name him? ”
Zhang Sui said: "Take it, it's called Zhang Leng." ”
"Zhang Leng?" The master fanned the fan and smiled: "Good nephew, look at your father and mother, a demon general and a forbidden army commander, give you a name but cut corners, you are really not loved by your father, and your mother is not loved!" You must remember your uncle, who loves you. Uncle gave you a copy of "Reincarnation Array", which my uncle got from an eccentric old woman, but a copy of the top martial arts method, Uncle gave it to you. ”
Zhang Sui hurriedly said: "How can this work?" You gave him the top exercises, he's still young—"
"Senior brother, don't worry, the Imperial Master has already practiced another book and this kind of exercise, and it was also taught by that strange old woman. Moreover, the master is practicing swordsmanship, but this is a top-notch formation book! Moreover, this exercise book is not so much given to his nephew by the imperial master, but rather given to him by the old woman. The old man said that if he saw his senior brother, he would definitely give it to his nephew. Zhang Sui raised his eyebrows and said, "In the past, the imperial lord didn't trust this old woman very much, until he saw his senior brother in Nanzhiyuan, and he completely believed it. No, he actually expected that Senior Brother, you and Leng Wu Shen must be a Qilin! ”
Zhang Sui said to the Netherworld Horn suspiciously: "Ning'er, could it be your master?" ”
Leng Mu Ning pondered for a moment and said, "The top heart method is extremely difficult to obtain, and the other party gave us the child through the master, it is very likely." It's just that I'm not sure, because the old man always likes to change his appearance, and he knows how to shrink bones, and sometimes he even becomes a child. Even if I see his old man and he doesn't break it for me, I won't recognize him. ”
Zhang Sui looked at the Imperial Master and said, "How long have you been living with that weird old woman?" What didn't you find? ”
"We've only met once, and she gave me an invitation to the battle of the Flying Dragon List and two exercise cheats, and told me that I could meet my senior brother when I went to Nanzhiyuan." The Imperial Lord blinked his peach blossom eyes and said, "Senior brother, what do you mean by those eyes?" I don't think the lord has done anything unsightly to the old woman, right? ”
Zhang Sui smiled awkwardly and said, "I really have to suspect that you have an innate magic power for many women, and you used to be like this in the Heavenly God Sect." ”
"That's just the average woman." The Imperial Master stopped fanning his fan and said, "For example, the Holy Maiden, such as the Leng Martial God, such as Wei Xiaofeng, they are indifferent to the Imperial Master!" ”
Speaking of women, Zhang Sui suddenly remembered Sun Ying and asked, "By the way, Imperial Master, what are you going to do Sun Ying?" ”
(End of chapter)