Chapter Ninety-Four: Cleaning the Banquet Hall
"Uh...... I really can't think of this...... "After listening to Skaha's words, and looking at the girl in front of me who had nothing to do, I don't know what expression to show.
"No, Sister Laskaha, I just drank a little at the request of the knights, and before I knew it, they all fell down one by one, and I couldn't figure out what was going on." The expression on the girl's face was full of innocence.
"Do you call a little drink? They all directly picked up the wine vat and poured it down...... "Skaha directly lowered his head and pressed his temple.
"Where...... Where, it's just that the capacity of the wine glass is too small to drink it and it is not very enjoyable, so I did it later. As if remembering yesterday's scene, the girl's face turned a little redder, "Don't say that I'm like a berserker in front of Shirou......
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"I ...... I said, don't worry about the wine glass or the wine vat. I quickly inserted between the two, "Let's find a way to wake up the drunken knights first, otherwise it will affect Camelot's daily work, won't it?" ”
"I've thought about this too, but I've run out of sobering pills, and it seems that there is no other way to do it than wait for them to sober up naturally......" The girl said with a worried bow.
"No, no, the imp just came. Just leave this task to the imp. Skaha smiled slightly, "Using magic power can expel alcohol from the body as quickly as possible, and the original side effects can also be minimized." ”
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"Huh? Can magic still be used like this? "I was amazed.
"Of course, just inject the mana into them and let the alcohol evaporate with the sweat." Skaha said casually, "Come on, little ghost, I'm going to continue to guide Lily here, so I can't go with you." ”
"Well, it doesn't matter, I'll just do it myself." With that, I turned around and left the council hall and walked towards the banquet hall where I had stayed last night.
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"Sister Skaha...... Really want to make Shirou ......"
"Lily, of course. The little ghost gets drunk like that without permission, completely ignoring your feelings, and he should be punished no matter what! ”
"Uh...... But I always think it's not good......"
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The intermittent conversation of the two women came to my ears.
For some reason, I always feel a little bit wrong.
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As soon as I stepped into the ballroom, my hunch came true.
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In front of you—
A mess of tabletops, crooked chairs, and a mess of wine glasses......
There was also a pungent smell of liquor mixed with vomit everywhere.
Among them, more than a hundred knights in armor lay everywhere, completely unshaped.
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"Hmm......"
Subconsciously covered his nose, and felt that it was completely insufficient to raise a hand to cover his eyes.
This scene, both for the eyes and the taste, is an unprecedented and significant damage!
Anyway, doesn't Camelot have a full-time cleaning staff? Hanging this scene like this until now?
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"Hey, you're the new sweeper!" Suddenly, a voice sounded from behind me.
"Huh?" Turning back in confusion, I saw a strong man standing outside the door behind me with his nose covered.
"You're calling me?" When I saw the visitor, I suddenly felt a little strange in my heart.
"Nonsense! Is there anyone else here but you? As if he felt like he had been hit, the strong man suddenly angrily waved his fist at me.
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"You don't know who I am?" Seeing the movements of the strong man, the strangeness in my heart deepened.
This guy's fist just looks a bit bluffing, but I can actually knock him down with just a light push.
But he piqued my interest, so I asked with a smile on my face.
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"Cut, you can't be a fool." The strong man looked me up and down with disdain, "You face of a foreigner, you have been sold into slavery in Britain." But if you can be assigned to the palace of Camelot, it's your fate! ”
As he spoke, the strong man threw the cleaning tools in his hand at my feet.
"I'll leave the cleaning of this banquet hall to you. You are limited to an hour to finish it, otherwise...... Hum. The strong man shook his fist again, and he was about to leave.
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"Wait." I stopped the strong man from behind.
"What are you going to do, kid? Is there an end? The strong man said angrily.
"I want to ask a question." I looked at him seriously, "When Artoria returned to Camelot two days ago, you weren't there, were you?" ”
"Artoria?" The strong man repeated word by word, with a deep puzzle in his eyes, "It seems that I have heard it somewhere, but I can't remember it." ”
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"I'll help you think about it." I looked him in the eye and said, "My full name is Artoria Pendragon." ”
“…… Pendragon?! The strong man's face was full of horror, and he finally remembered the owner of the name, "You...... You're so bold, ...... Dare to call the king by his name! ”
"What, you're scared?" Watching the strong man's reaction, I somehow felt very amused, "I can also tell you that my surname is Wei Gong, and I am the only one in the whole of Britain who has this surname." How's that, have you heard of it? ”
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"Lady Emiya......?" The strong man's face finally changed, "You...... Is it the magician whose name has spread all over Camelot, the only love of the king today? ”
"So you know me." I said with a smile.
"No...... No, the status of Lord Weigong is so noble, and we inferior servants have never seen it. The strong man said suspiciously, "Not to mention, come to this dirty banquet hall in person...... Do you have any proof of identity? ”
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"Evidence......" I thought about it, and I projected a set of modern brooms and mops into the strong man's wide eyes, and threw them to him, "Use this to clean up, you can save a lot of effort." ”
“……! Lord Emiya, please forgive me! Seeing the magic of projection magic, the strong man finally did not doubt him, and quickly leaned down and knelt down.
"I'll take care of the banquet hall to you." I waved my hand and walked out the door, the air was a little too foul after a night of alcoholic fermentation, "Use the fastest you can, I'll use my magic to decant everyone at the round table as soon as possible." ”
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"Yes, Einomiya-sama, please rest assured that it will be handed over to the villain." The strong man's attitude was a 180-degree turn compared to before, and he nodded and said.
Immediately, he ran to a hut not far away, and shouted in a loud voice: "Come with Lao Tzu, there is work to do!" ”
Suddenly, seven or eight servants, both male and female, dressed in coarse cloth clothes, covered their noses and swept up in the banquet hall under the leadership of a strong man.
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In the meantime, I leaned against the window outside and breathed in the fresh air.
Well, the mood seems to be a lot better.