Chapter 216, the yellow rain that was pitted
The system elf, who was originally a little sullen, suddenly became a lot more energetic after getting Huang Yu's task, but he also had to regretfully tell Huang Yu that he still needed to wait for two days, and after the system was fully upgraded, it would find out that Anderson was really in that hospital after he was born, and the nurse took care of it!
"Wait? Hell knows what the hell is going to happen to that thing! The longer the time, the greater the variables. ”
Huang Yu asked with some concern, Huang Yu is not as good as those who play with the pen when he engages in conspiracy.
"Of course I have to wait, I will have IFI after the upgrade!"
The system elf suddenly said arrogantly.
I rub! Huang Yu was stunned for a moment, this product is IFI again, isn't it possible to connect to the Internet 24 hours a day, it seems that it is going farther and farther on the road to becoming the king of dogs! Maybe in two years, the system elf will project his figure in the center of the field before the start of each game, and then raise his hands into fists and shout, "I'm the elf who wants to be the king of dogs!" ”
It's a chill to think about!
"Why is this system upgrade so slow?"
Although it didn't affect my own use, the regular season has begun, and the system hasn't been updated yet, so it's always a little weird! (System: No way!) I'm one of those systems that makes people feel dependent. Huang Yu: I'll kick you to death! )
"You must know that you have been using only one fifth of the program decompressed by the system, and there are more ways to use it that you have not been exposed to, for example, when the system is activated, you choose basketball as the main framework of the system, so naturally the choice of the host is the first option, and other functions of the system will be unlocked in future updates."
After listening to the system's explanation, Huang Yu suddenly felt a little lost, if he was to take the major event of sports as the main framework, wouldn't he become a superman in the sports world?
"I advise you not to think so, if that's the case, the system will prevent you from doing it, and if you insist, you are likely to become an idiot due to the pressure caused by the system's expansion!"
The system talks about it!
Huang Yu............
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The Lakers' trip to China will naturally not be just one game, and the second game will be in Beijing to face the Nuggets, their opponents in last season's Western Conference finals.
Huang Yu, who was an otaku in his previous life, only exists in those places of interest and the foggy sky! So in the magic capital, he bought a bunch of thick masks.
As soon as I got off the plane, Huang Yu looked at the big sun in the sky, and the air quality was not bad! At least not as scary as a few years later! But the mask can't be left behind, and there are many lip language experts in the paparazzi, in case you are caught swearing, it will be over.
Cheng Tian and Odom Bynum mix together, similar to Falk squid and three lotus lotus floating pools, such words often come out unintentionally! Of course, Odom and Bynum are not to be outdone, what, thank you, hello, simple two words will be said, and Huang Yu learned a sentence of hello and beautiful four words for a week, but the three-word divine beast "grass mud horse" only took an hour to spit out the words very clearly, and two hours later, the divine beast with a strong California ballast smell, sounded in the Lakers' training hall one after another.
Of course, these two goods are just a fun, and they forget about it every two days, but they don't know when they will float out, and these two goods just said on the plane that they want Huang Yu to take them around and be a translator or something! The Lakers hired a translator, and these two guys probably wanted to go out to play secretly, so Huang Yu stayed away from them with a mask and a hat, and he didn't plan to come out when he went directly into the room at the hotel, and Powell would not betray himself.
In fact, Huang Yu is redundant, and the screams of those little girls who picked up the airport outside have completely attracted their attention, and there is still kung fu to look at you.
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As soon as he arrived at the hotel, Huang Yu quickly got the key from the staff and rushed into the elevator and went upstairs first! Bynum and Odom were happily chatting in the back.
"Why are you in such a hurry to come up, causing me to carry so many bags alone, but fortunately, I gave the doorman a tip wittily, and he helped me push it up!"
As soon as Powell came in, he complained to Huang Yu.
In addition to Huang Yu, the sophomore in the Lakers, there is only Powell, a young man, left, but Huang Yu's position in the team is different from Powell, so Powell, who has been carrying bags for the bosses since the first grade, will continue his work, but Huang Yu will also help get a few, what is it to carry the bag, some old ball ruffians bully newcomers, only give you the money to buy donuts, and you are not allowed to drive and run in training clothes!
There are also a few cute pink or painted Barbie dolls, or a flower schoolbag printed with Kitty cat for you to carry, almost all of them are popular in the kindergarten campus that year, rookies must carry these bags in and out for a period of time, the old guys want to make the rookies understand through this move, "In this alliance, you are also kindergarten children".
Even Paul did not escape the fate of the backpack, Huang Yu once saw a dynamic picture, it seems to be a dream team training, melon and others hung the backpack on Paul's shoulder or neck one by one, this is just the usual means of the old bird.
For example, stuffing popcorn into the rookie's car, pouring ice buckets on the rookie's head, and asking the rookie to perform during training are almost all part of the 30 teams.
Arenas is extremely keen on this kind of thing, and the rookies on his team are teased in different ways, and the general is definitely not short of creativity if he goes to advertise.
Nick Young just joined the Wizards in 2007, and on a road trip, his keys were secretly taken by Arenas, and the General couriered the keys back to Washington, and entrusted a friend to secretly drive Nick Young's car away, and when Nick Young returned home, he panicked and thought that his car was gone. Two weeks later, his car was back in its original location, but the color was completely pink – needless to say, it was Arenas's masterpiece.
Even if the Giants entered the Rockets as the champion in 2002, although the boss at the time, Francis, defended the little brother, Yao Ming still had to do some simple service work, and even coolie center Cato once let the Giants tie his shoes.
This is something that all rookies will experience, and Huang Yu will not feel that this is disrespectful, after all, most of them are spoofs, and this kind of thing is a common practice in the NBA, and if you don't accept it, it will be tantamount to provoking the rules of the entire NBA.
If you want to break it, you have to do it under the condition of your own strength, for example, James, when he entered the NBA, the threshold was much worse than that of other rookies, after all, Nike's 90 million contract shocked many people at once, after all, the annual salary of an All-Star at that time was only how much, if it weren't for the brain-dead like Ricky Davis, it is estimated that James' rookie season would pass smoothly, of course, he was teased by Duncan's sentence "The future is yours", I don't know if it is bullied.
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The TV in the room kept ringing again, but Huang Yu, who was lying on the bed, was reading a magazine, Huang Yu was in the United States, except for accompanying Abby to watch rice dramas and watch the news, the TV was like a decoration!
Although I don't watch TV now, but it's in the same place, Huang Yu is not annoyed at all and even feels very comfortable!
However, seeing that there was news about Kim Ka Shan in the magazine, Huang Yu suddenly didn't plan to read it, he didn't know the taste of meat for a long time, so he was still a little resistant to Jin Ka Shan, since the relationship with Abby has grown by leaps and bounds, some time ago, he sang every night! His own resistance is also weakening, if it weren't for Abby, because the season started soon, he would have returned to the dormitory and no longer stayed overnight, Huang Yu was lucky to score 10 points in the last game, not to mention a few goals with Carter.
"Bang, bang, bang..."
There was a knock on the door? Powell went out with his room card! Who knocks on the door.
Huang Yu didn't open the door directly, and from the access control, it was Kobe Bryant.
"Why are you here?"
I couldn't help but be a little puzzled when I saw Kobe Bryant coming over and knocking on the door, he used to appoint Wharton to come over to deliver the message!
"Lamar and Andrew are no longer here?"
When Kobe Bryant came in, he saw Huang Yu alone in the room and asked.
"Of course, I didn't go out when I came to the hotel! Aren't they in their rooms? ”
Suddenly, Huang Yu had a bad premonition! Really.
"No, they and the coach took a leave of absence and went out, I thought they would come and teach you!"
Kobe Bryant said seemingly casually.
Suddenly Huang Yu broke out in a cold sweat, just now Powell said to go to Andrew to get the game console, but he hasn't come back yet..... Probably not!
"Did you see Powell?"
Huang Yu asked cautiously, don't follow this honest boy! Otherwise, they will be easy to handle, and you will probably have to be on the bench for a while.
"Tick! Click! ”
Fortunately, at this time, the door lock opened, and Powell pushed open the door and walked in, still holding a game console in his hand!
"Aren't you coming back! Rest early, and there will be a game tomorrow! ”
Kobe Bryant stood up with a smile and walked away! But no matter how you look at it, you feel surrounded by black gas, and Powell, who is passing by, suddenly feels like being sucked dry!
"What happened to Kobe Bryant? Shouldn't he take a break or go to the gym? ”
Powell was a little puzzled, it seems that thick lines are sometimes a kind of luck!
"It's only a long distance from the magic capital to the capital, do you need to rest when you get off the plane! Didn't you go to Andrew to borrow a console? You shouldn't have taken it from him without saying hello! ”
As soon as Huang Yu's words fell, he saw Powell take out his mobile phone and take a look, then turn around and open the door, and two sneaky figures came in!
I rub! It's no one else, look at Odom and Bynum.
"Didn't you two go out?"
Huang Yu asked in disbelief, if they were still in the hotel, then Kobe Bryant ....... just now It's over, if Kobe Bryant blocks them, Huang Yu's yellow mud will not be but!
"If we want to go out, we get blocked, so we stay in the room, and we don't come out until Kobe Bryant comes back! Hurry up, otherwise Kobe Bryant will not be able to leave after a while! ”
Odom explained to Huang Yu a little, and then put Huang Yu up and wanted to walk outside the house, passing by the hanger, Bynum also came to Huang Yu's coat! I'm crying!
"Brothers, I haven't taken a leave yet! I don't want to sit on the bench! ”
Although Huang Yu pleaded, his voice was relatively quiet, after all, Kobe Bryant saw that Huang Yu was not in the room for a while, and it was inevitable that he would practice tomorrow, but if he couldn't go out to play because he made these two goods, then it is estimated that he would have to bear it when he returned to Los Angeles! At least a week's salary can't be run.
"It's okay, when we asked for leave, we had already done it for you."
Odom's words immediately made Huang Yu give up resisting, Nima, this time it's really over.
When Huang Yu and the three of them left the hotel less than ten minutes later, Kobe Bryant killed again, and when he saw that Powell was playing a game alone in the room, his face suddenly turned hideous.
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Huang Yu didn't open the door directly, and from the access control, it was Kobe Bryant.
"Why are you here?"
I couldn't help but be a little puzzled when I saw Kobe Bryant coming over and knocking on the door, he used to appoint Wharton to come over to deliver the message!
"Lamar and Andrew are no longer here?"
When Kobe Bryant came in, he saw Huang Yu alone in the room and asked.
"Of course, I didn't go out when I came to the hotel! Aren't they in their rooms? ”
Suddenly, Huang Yu had a bad premonition! Really.
"No, they and the coach took a leave of absence and went out, I thought they would come and teach you!"
Kobe Bryant said seemingly casually.
Suddenly Huang Yu broke out in a cold sweat, just now Powell said to go to Andrew to get the game console, but he hasn't come back yet..... Probably not!
"Did you see Powell?"
Huang Yu asked cautiously, don't follow this honest boy! Otherwise, they will be easy to handle, and you will probably have to be on the bench for a while.
"Tick! Click! ”
Fortunately, at this time, the door lock opened, and Powell pushed open the door and walked in, still holding a game console in his hand!
"Aren't you coming back! Rest early, and there will be a game tomorrow! ”
Kobe Bryant stood up with a smile and walked away! But no matter how you look at it, you feel surrounded by black gas, and Powell, who is passing by, suddenly feels like being sucked dry!
"What happened to Kobe Bryant? Shouldn't he take a break or go to the gym? ”
Powell was a little puzzled, it seems that thick lines are sometimes a kind of luck!
"It's only a long distance from the magic capital to the capital, do you need to rest when you get off the plane! Didn't you go to Andrew to borrow a console? You shouldn't have taken it from him without saying hello! ”
As soon as Huang Yu's words fell, he saw Powell take out his mobile phone and take a look, then turn around and open the door, and two sneaky figures came in!
I rub! It's no one else, look at Odom and Bynum.
"Didn't you two go out?"
Huang Yu asked in disbelief, if they were still in the hotel, then Kobe Bryant ....... just now It's over, if Kobe Bryant blocks them, Huang Yu's yellow mud will not be but!
"If we want to go out, we get blocked, so we stay in the room, and we don't come out until Kobe Bryant comes back! Hurry up, otherwise Kobe Bryant will not be able to leave after a while! ”
Odom explained to Huang Yu a little, and then put Huang Yu up and wanted to walk outside the house, passing by the hanger, Bynum also came to Huang Yu's coat! I'm crying!
"Brothers, I haven't taken a leave yet! I don't want to sit on the bench! ”
(End of chapter)