Chapter 67: Love in Installments
Fate is such a thing, it's really wonderful.
Cang Yan's little dream is also Ye Huang's little dream.
Women often scold men for being ruthless when they put on their pants, but they never review themselves. According to statistics, after most women have established a relationship, they only wear makeup and dress up when they go out, and they often wear aunt-style non-feeling underwear at home, and even more ruthlessly wear pajamas like cotton jackets. When the man returned home after a hard day's work, he couldn't lift his energy at all, and he didn't even have the urge to get up. This kind of life without a sense of expectation is one of the reasons why the divorce rate of modern people is getting higher and higher.
After listening to Cang Yan's explanation, Ye Huang had such a feeling: he had found someone who could stay with him for a long time.
His longest relationship lasted only three months, so more than three months is considered a long time.
As for the so-called eternity, he never counted on it.
"Yanyan, you said this, I say it's acceptable, but there is a small technical problem." Ye Huang swelled with confidence: "The level is more than yours, I am confident." As for how long you will need, that's not a good idea, and to be honest, neither of us is a boy or a girl. If it takes another one or two decades for me to reach that standard, and then I become a middle-aged uncle and you become a middle-aged aunt, is this timeline a little longer? ”
Cang Yan was silent.
The fact that the three-star Inhumans came from behind and surpassed the six-star Inhumans was a rather unscientific thing in itself.
Teacher Cang is talented, and she is also constantly improving, and when Ye Huang breaks through the four stars, maybe she will have broken through the seven stars.
The gap between the three levels is as difficult as it is to catch up.
To be honest, Ye Huang's forty-year-old catching up with Cang Yan's rank can also be called remarkable.
At that age, when the two talk about relationship issues, it is inevitable that there will be a sense of disobedience.
As we all know, women generally only reason at work, and never reason on the issue of men and women, Cang Yan was slightly silent, and began to be unreasonable: "Don't think too beautifully, do you think I will hang myself on your crooked neck tree?" I can't wait that long without a decade or two. I'm not young anymore, if I meet the right one, I'll run away with that person, don't blame me for not waiting for you! ”
"Who is the crooked neck tree, take a closer look, am I not a towering tree that shelters you from the wind and rain?" Ye Huang ignited: "I completely agree with the conditions you proposed." Changing the pattern a little, though, I'm asking for installments! ”
Cang Yan was in the fog, and she only felt that Ye was being caught off guard by wave after wave of commotion.
She remained vigilant: "You make it clear, what installments?" ”
Ye Huang took off with a rhythm: "Judging by your standard as a professional ability teacher, how long does it take from three stars to four stars?" ”
Cang Yan didn't understand why the other party had this question, but she still answered in the spirit of preaching and solving doubts: "It depends on personal talent, understanding, including chance, which is what ordinary people often call luck." The inhumans who make fast progress break through in one or two years, and the slower ones in ten or eight years, and there are those who can't break through that hurdle for the rest of their lives. ”
"Okay, just a year or two, according to the highest standards, lest you say that I take advantage of you!" Ye Huang looked like he was suffering from pain: "The first step in our installment love is to start by breaking through the four stars." Within a year, if I break through to four stars, I don't ask you to be my girlfriend directly, just date me once, that's not too much, right? ”
Cang Yan thought about it carefully, felt that she was being taken to the ditch, and hurriedly jumped out of the big pit dug by Boss Ye, and said angrily: "It's not your girlfriend, I'm still dating you, what do you think of me?" ”
"Don't get excited, isn't this a special case." Ye Huang said bitterly: "You know, I am the kind of person who needs encouragement, especially your kind of encouragement of true love and invincibility, which is too useful to me." You think, every time I break through, you encourage me once, and in a few years, I will surpass you. This is a happy ending, hello and me. ”
"I'll encourage you once you break through, in case you don't surpass me in the end, my youth and innocence are all ruined in your hands, won't you be pitted with nothing?"
Cang Yan calculated an account, but this time she was not fooled: "Please have less routines and more sincerity, okay?" Look at Yang Guo, after waiting for Xiaolongnu for sixteen years, you can't learn this spirit? ”
"I'm not Yang Guo, I'm disabled, I've been masturbating with one hand for sixteen years, I don't have that kind of spirit!"
Ye Huang was about to cry: "Yanyan, I understand, your expectation should be that the two of us are like Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu, and have a beautiful sister-brother relationship, as well as a master-apprentice relationship...... However, the specific situation needs to be analyzed on a case-by-case basis, and the sixteen-year cycle is too long. ”
Cang Yan blushed, sister and brother love + master and apprentice love, these sensitive words stimulated her, and she vaguely hit crit damage.
Seeing that Teacher Cang was about to go crazy, classmate Ye hurriedly added: "Before I met you, I didn't have much interest, I was idle all day long, eating and waiting for death." Until I met you, I vowed never to see my former self again. It was you who gave me the consciousness of being a new person! It was you who gave me a new purpose in life! It was you who gave me the motivation to struggle! You are the lighthouse I saw when I was lost in the vast sea, can't you cooperate with me once? ”
When I heard that my role was so powerful, Mr. Cang was still very useful.
Every woman wants to have a pivotal position in the minds of the men she has noticed.
Eventually, she made the decision: "Okay, a year!" Attention, it's not four stars, you break through five stars in a year, I'll date you! ”
"Five stars?"
Ye Erwa's heart is dead: "That's a high-level realm, in a year, didn't you deliberately make things difficult for me?" ”
"I'm just deliberately making things difficult for you, how about it? Stinky rascal, don't expect me to give you another reward for breaking through four stars, I gave you 'encouragement' last night...... Bah, people haven't forgiven you anyway, you don't have to take an inch. ”
Teacher Cang's ears turned red as she spoke, but she still kept her senses: "You are so talented, and your routines are so deep, it is estimated that you are not far from four stars, do you think I will be fooled?" Five stars, no room for bargaining! I saved up for a week's vacation, and I originally planned to go on vacation next year, and if you advance to a five-star alien within a year, I will take you with me. Otherwise, nothing to talk about! ”
Ye Huang had a small commotion in his heart, a week's vacation, containing a lot of information that provoked reverie and blind thoughts.
He ignited again: "Then it's decided, come, pull the hook and hang yourself, and you won't change for a hundred years!" ”
Cang Yan was more cooperative this time and symbolically pulled the hook.
Going from three stars to five stars in one year is an impossible task.
Even a genius at the level of a demon girl like Gu Xiaoman can't do it.
Teacher Cang deliberately released such a difficult task, precisely to prevent being taken advantage of by Ye Erwa.
At the same time, she also had a small kind of shameful expectation in her heart.
If Ye Huang could really create the kind of miracle that only existed in legends, then she would accept her fate.
For her, meeting a man who works miracles for her is undoubtedly the biggest surprise in her life.